Going to both the Gopher women's games this weekend. They're playing Dartmouth, whom my cousin plays for. Heading into Dinkytown early tomorrow morning to hit up Sally's for a bite and a quick buzz before the game with my cousin. Haven't seen him in over a year, he's been in Sarejvo (sp?) doing some peace time shit. What a sucker, $500 a month, and not...
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violentlyhappy:
how'd those bitches play?
suicidesmitty:
you're a fucking ideeeyot.
Weather conditions do not permit me to make a decision at this time. Maybe this weekend?
(like an asshole... )
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shescravingsweet:
i dont have anyones name on me
prs2000:
glad to hear skiing is picking up for you.
still trying to figure out your cryptic decision chatter. but it must be somewhat related to traveling in that weather conditions are affecting it.
i IM'd with er tonight. it depresses me to see her name in grey on my friends list.
i'm going to have myself another guinness now before bed. might need to make guinness cookies tomorrow...
still trying to figure out your cryptic decision chatter. but it must be somewhat related to traveling in that weather conditions are affecting it.
i IM'd with er tonight. it depresses me to see her name in grey on my friends list.
i'm going to have myself another guinness now before bed. might need to make guinness cookies tomorrow...
I'm such a dick. What do you think... should I do it? I need to know by the end of the day. So be snappy!
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violentlyhappy:
go for it...
being gay really isn't all that bad.
so they tell me.
being gay really isn't all that bad.
so they tell me.
souljerk:
Well denial is the Trojan horse of bitter defeat. But then March isn't really so far away. In which scenario my ball sack well be planted in a pile of worm dirt.
As for Ol' Dean, it never ceases to annoy me how the best man for the job is always pushed aside to satisfy the crotchety conservatives of our land and the bleeding hearts of democratic party that are to passive aggressive to come to terms with the true condition of their country. I am completely disappointed. Why people cannot or well not stand up take aggressive action on them selves as appose to a bunch of other people in a not so far off land. Maybe if people knew what it was like out side of our pathetic country they would be more apt to make a vote that takes guts as apposed to one that well merely suffice. As they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and the whole bullshit notion of the caucus well more then likely drum out the truth Sayers in exchange for the Kerry puppet with a million dollar bill shoved up his puppeteered ass.
Assumed behavior and irrational thought is the Queen in the chess game the media plays against us peons. Who really makes the vote Americans or the media, I say the media and all their hypothetical horse shit.
man now you got me all heated I got smoke some nuggs..... out'
As for Ol' Dean, it never ceases to annoy me how the best man for the job is always pushed aside to satisfy the crotchety conservatives of our land and the bleeding hearts of democratic party that are to passive aggressive to come to terms with the true condition of their country. I am completely disappointed. Why people cannot or well not stand up take aggressive action on them selves as appose to a bunch of other people in a not so far off land. Maybe if people knew what it was like out side of our pathetic country they would be more apt to make a vote that takes guts as apposed to one that well merely suffice. As they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and the whole bullshit notion of the caucus well more then likely drum out the truth Sayers in exchange for the Kerry puppet with a million dollar bill shoved up his puppeteered ass.
Assumed behavior and irrational thought is the Queen in the chess game the media plays against us peons. Who really makes the vote Americans or the media, I say the media and all their hypothetical horse shit.
man now you got me all heated I got smoke some nuggs..... out'
Skied the best I have all year last night. Of 60 some odd males in the league, I had the most improved handicap (-9.5) week over week. I think that means I'm finally doing something right?
Slap nuts...
Slap nuts...
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thecowboy:
wanker two-planker.
scoots:
now if you can just improve your drinking handicap
Ohhhh... that was nice. Ultimate relaxation.
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whoozywhatzy:
garlic the spice for my anus.
souljerk:
I don't think kicking old man winter in the nutz involves listening to Jimmy Buffet while warring a Hawaiian shirt in your house with the temp turned up to 80; you fag.
Try doing snow angles in fresh powder wearing nothing but your birthday suit. That my friend is square in the NUTZ.
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Try doing snow angles in fresh powder wearing nothing but your birthday suit. That my friend is square in the NUTZ.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2004 3:47AM]
Got a little screwed up last night. Hell, got a little screwed up every night this weekend. I think I gained a few pounds strictly off the booze. These things happen.
We got damn near a foot of snow in the last 24 hours. Damn.
We got damn near a foot of snow in the last 24 hours. Damn.
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beaky:
how rude!
violentlyhappy:
i could used a few new pounds this weekend... i must be on a diet. i'll make up for it soon enough.
oh and FUCK this snow!
(good for your racing though)
oh and FUCK this snow!
(good for your racing though)
Don't you hate it when you wake up in the morning and you're not to sure who's next to you... and then you find in your coat a name and phone number. Is it her, or another chic you met that night? So you bait your roomie to find out who is the chic that spent the night with you, and then realize that the...
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er:
um?
poor johnny
got a piece and doesn't know it
awww
poor johnny
got a piece and doesn't know it
awww
siara:
woohoo!!.. go you!! Yeah sure you *hate* it when that happens, must be terrible.. heheh 
hmmm.. sounds like you had a good night!!
BTW.. how come you don't have any fillings??! that is amazing.. i have so many.. it sucks! damn dentists.
XX 
heheh
hmmm.. sounds like you had a good night!!
BTW.. how come you don't have any fillings??! that is amazing.. i have so many.. it sucks! damn dentists.
XX Scoots goes to the doctor and says, "Hey doc, my eye hurts every time I drink coffee. What should I do?"
The doctor looks him straight in the eye and says, "Why don't you stop sucking your dad's cock!"
Thank you. I'll be performing at the Brave new Workshop every thursday through the end of the month.
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The doctor looks him straight in the eye and says, "Why don't you stop sucking your dad's cock!"
Thank you. I'll be performing at the Brave new Workshop every thursday through the end of the month.
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er:
i love you man
souljerk:
Scrotum.... I just got weird didn't it.
It's 10:30... and I'm figuring out how to kick old man winter in the nuts. I think I've struck gold!!!
The thermostat is cranked up to 80, I'm drinking a margarita and watching a Buffett video. I think I'm onto something, and the end result may be a winter blowout, whilst everyone kicks winter squarely in the nuts!
Who's in?
PS- I'm wearing a hawaiian...
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The thermostat is cranked up to 80, I'm drinking a margarita and watching a Buffett video. I think I'm onto something, and the end result may be a winter blowout, whilst everyone kicks winter squarely in the nuts!
Who's in?
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clara:
Thanks. 
My house is freezing.
My house is freezing.
nordicgoddess:
I have a photo up on my profile now
Other then my dick freezing off last night... skiing went okay. Got some good pointers before my race and had a nice little improvement week over week.
Must get better...
Must get better...
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violentlyhappy:
way to go Johnny Mosely.
prs2000:
way too cold to be outside today. If you threw a bowl of boiling Guinness into the air tonight it would freeze instantly - but who the hell would want to do that!
as for the egg donation thing - why the hell not?
as for the egg donation thing - why the hell not?
Just made it back from the great white north. Note to everyone who reads this... don't drive 300 miles in a snow storm!!! My balls withdrew from the scene hours ago, and I think I still have three adam's apples. I've also needed to change my underwear since arriving in my office.
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shescravingsweet:
ive never tried to i dont know if i have it or not
scoots:
you went up north to be with honkies?
just become a big brother (or big sister in your case) and put them to work until someone comes and picks them up
less work on your end there neopussbucket
just become a big brother (or big sister in your case) and put them to work until someone comes and picks them up
less work on your end there neopussbucket
Fuck... Gophers lost last night. Just need to take down UND tonight to save a little face.
"meeting of the vagina's"... i always loved that one
"meeting of the vagina's"... i always loved that one
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souljerk:
John karry is a pussy, a big fat cavernous pussy... 
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Hawaii huh ..look out for the chicken flu.
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Hawaii huh ..look out for the chicken flu.
beaky:
Dude you had to be there!!!