Okay, pissed off I missed the burlesque show.
My alternative was pretty damn fucking fun though. Saturday night was straight obnoxious for me. The phrase "have you ever seen a grown man naked?" pops into my mind. LAdies, why do you always freak out when a naked man jumps into your bed? It's like, come on, it's not like I'm going to go for anal...
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My alternative was pretty damn fucking fun though. Saturday night was straight obnoxious for me. The phrase "have you ever seen a grown man naked?" pops into my mind. LAdies, why do you always freak out when a naked man jumps into your bed? It's like, come on, it's not like I'm going to go for anal...
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beaky:
Great, first the vim and now you! why do I go for sluts. And you're a drunk slut which is worse.
scoots:
are you sure it was a ladies bed you jumped into?
Last night in town before i head up to the U.P. for a little ski trip. Unfortunately will miss the Burlesque show. What can one man do.
Tonight... going to the T-Pups game and seeing Hooker's & Blow!!!
Ya'll have fun on Saturday!
Tonight... going to the T-Pups game and seeing Hooker's & Blow!!!
Ya'll have fun on Saturday!
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nikki_darling:
you missed a cool show.
in fact, it was apparently SO cool, that i dont remember it ending.
I am gonna steal your SGTC drunk crown like whoa.
in fact, it was apparently SO cool, that i dont remember it ending.
I am gonna steal your SGTC drunk crown like whoa.
violentlyhappy:
way to miss out... fucker.
LAst night of racing tonight. I beat my personal best time, however, my handicap rose another half a point. Bastards!
Wednesday- First Ave, SGTC event
Thursday- T-Wolves then Gluek's for Hooker's & Blow
Friday (am)- take off for the midwest's best skiing in the U.P.
Go to hell...
Wednesday- First Ave, SGTC event
Thursday- T-Wolves then Gluek's for Hooker's & Blow
Friday (am)- take off for the midwest's best skiing in the U.P.
Go to hell...
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blasfemme:
you might not go now??
lemme know cause we can do something else.
lemme know cause we can do something else.
blasfemme:
we are now heading to grumpy's at 9 pm
grumpy's on washington
that is all.
grumpy's on washington
that is all.
Tonight's my last night of racing. So I'm looking forward to really shooting for a couple of nice runs tonight. It's now... or never.
Night one of busy week. I'll hardly be home from here on out until next Sunday night. Why do I do too much?
Night one of busy week. I'll hardly be home from here on out until next Sunday night. Why do I do too much?
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beaky:
You know what! I think you're right, now that I think about it all my bday's have sucked in the love deparment....
damn witches... or rhymes with...
damn witches... or rhymes with...
scoots:
why u ask? you think you can move in on my territory?
Jesus christ I got all screwed up last night. I think I was drunk enough last night to qualify as mentally handicap by the states definition.
Hookers & Blow... works everytime.
Hookers & Blow... works everytime.
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aaardvark:
Mmmmm, wish I had been there, those are my favorites.
clara:
Being single was a joy when I lived in a civilized place. There's just nowhere to meet people here.
Yikes! What a fucking day! Boo-yah!
Tonight, when absence of a woman (no wanky just yet... ), ya might as well just go for the next best thing... Hookers & Blow! They're playing at the Fine Line tonight, should be a damn good fucking show. I mean it's Hookers & Blow... can it get any better???
PS~ off to get all looped up.... circa 9:05...
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Tonight, when absence of a woman (no wanky just yet... ), ya might as well just go for the next best thing... Hookers & Blow! They're playing at the Fine Line tonight, should be a damn good fucking show. I mean it's Hookers & Blow... can it get any better???
PS~ off to get all looped up.... circa 9:05...
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suicidesmitty:
i wish i could throw around some shit, but i aint feelin' up to it these days.
faggot.
faggot.
clara:
I like to crank the heat in the car and roll down the windows while I pretend it's summer. Pretending is fun.
What a gorgeous day it's going to be today... can't wait for tomorrow.
Galen and I are rolling out to O'Gara's this evening for Shaggin' Wagon and Dazy Head Mazy.
"Yah, anyone can come."
Galen and I are rolling out to O'Gara's this evening for Shaggin' Wagon and Dazy Head Mazy.
"Yah, anyone can come."
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nordicgoddess:
I bet you totally planned on me opening up your friend request today, you big romantic! Happy Valentine's Day! 
thecowboy:
tell that bitch i said hello. give him a big kiss for me. with tongue and all..
I feel a need to deficate.
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clara:
I'm so glad ViolentlyHappy's comment came in before mine so I could read it.
souljerk:
you sound like my grandfather. he poops his pants. as do most republicans. I sence a giant felch comming your way.
Skied real hard last night. I equaled my handicap from the previous week, but my time was 2/10 of a second better. On my second run I ran with my balls out (figuratively ladies, sorry) and probably would've elipsed my previous time by something ridiculous like a full second. I was feeling, my best run ever... but then i fucked up of course. Started my...
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scoots:
you shouldn't ski HARD, you might fall on it and break it, or hit it on one of those gates.
just one guys opinion
just one guys opinion
blasfemme:
that pic halsonic drew is soooo YOU!!!! dear god, that's funny.....
Nothing a six page letter by myself to solve my BS legal problems. Luckily I have spell check, so it won't be as poorly written as my journals.
My basket broke! Could someone please run up to REI for me this afternoon? No time before big race tonight.
My basket broke! Could someone please run up to REI for me this afternoon? No time before big race tonight.
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aaardvark:
Yeah, you say that now, just wait until after your treatment.
thecowboy:
you dont need poles if you get off those skis and get a board..what the hell do you need those poles for anyways?..there aint no damn fish in those hills!..
Don't you just hate it when some one tries to throw a sexual discrimination lawsuit at you? I hate when that happens.
"send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan!"
~WZ
"send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan!"
~WZ
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ll_bean_j:
I live about 4 miles from the campus. However if you looked out over my apartment parking lot you'd think I lived 4 miles from the New Hampshire International Speedway 
siara:
WAH!.. really?? um.. what is this about??
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XX Gophers got revenge this afternoon against Dartmouth. Unfortunately... one of the goals against Dartmouth was on my cousin. She looked like a piece of burnt toast lying on the ice after getting smoked.
Gopher men swept the Beavers this weekend! Aaaand... the top team in the country, UND, got swept by Madison.
My back hurts, and I think I may have opened up the wrong...
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Gopher men swept the Beavers this weekend! Aaaand... the top team in the country, UND, got swept by Madison.
My back hurts, and I think I may have opened up the wrong...
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shescravingsweet:
ONE of your cars... maybe i should have listened to tiny E
souljerk:
the wrong door but it's just me you weiner shnitzle...