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Okay, new couch is set, old couch moved downstairs, new lamp set up, carpet guy coming Monday for measurements... I see this all coming together!!!
I left work early to mow the lawn... instead am procrastinating drinking a Heine or two. But the yard will get done, eventualy. Have to start to clean up around the house too. Bought a new stereo yesterday for my...
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I left work early to mow the lawn... instead am procrastinating drinking a Heine or two. But the yard will get done, eventualy. Have to start to clean up around the house too. Bought a new stereo yesterday for my...
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beaky:
Congrats on getting your shit together, it was about damn time...
And may the lake show die a horrible death....
And may the lake show die a horrible death....
beaky:
yea rikki is all kinds of evil!!!
New couch being delivered today...
Carpet guy coming out to measure...
Soon I will have a red wine party...
Then the blood will spill...
Carpet guy coming out to measure...
Soon I will have a red wine party...
Then the blood will spill...
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judas:
well, a party without blood sure as fuck ain't the kind of party i wanna be involved in.
judas:
testes? vas ist das? i don't know what the fuck you're talking about, buddy.
Pffft.....
*panting*
*panting*
clara:
I didn't follow your advice, which means it would have worked if I'd tried it.
*sensless*
I stayed up until 1:30 watching "Surviving Nugent" on VH1, only to fall asleep right before the final installment! Grrrr... if I'm staying up so late, why the fuck can't I see the fruition of my Nugent experience.
*reality*
I have softball this evening, so my time to actually enjoy a nice evening is reduced to playing a game. Too many things I would...
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I stayed up until 1:30 watching "Surviving Nugent" on VH1, only to fall asleep right before the final installment! Grrrr... if I'm staying up so late, why the fuck can't I see the fruition of my Nugent experience.
*reality*
I have softball this evening, so my time to actually enjoy a nice evening is reduced to playing a game. Too many things I would...
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billybillybilly:
I miss her. 
Poor fanny. If only they would've been better at the triple bipass back then.
Poor fanny. If only they would've been better at the triple bipass back then.
scoots:
i sit next to three prego's out of an office of 10. its all one of em can talk about cause everything is always about her and the minutia of her life.
she just had the baby i cant wait for her to come in with it and say "isn't he so cute" and i can retort "eh, ive seen better"
she just had the baby i cant wait for her to come in with it and say "isn't he so cute" and i can retort "eh, ive seen better"
"Essentially, my husband knows it's cheaper for him to remain married to me, then it is for him to divorce me."
Was that really the truth, or did she really just want the best of both worlds, keeping her rich indulgent lifestyle and being able to play around with other men to fill the gaps of what her husband couldn't give to her?
Lust, intrigue,...
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Was that really the truth, or did she really just want the best of both worlds, keeping her rich indulgent lifestyle and being able to play around with other men to fill the gaps of what her husband couldn't give to her?
Lust, intrigue,...
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billybillybilly:
Flatterer... 
judas:
i'm tremendously warm. that has nothing to do with anything. i was just here, reading your journal, and realised i'm tremendously warm. goodnight.
Rolling up north to my folks place this morning. Should be a real hoot... anxious for many things, but most importantly seeing my momma! I hate driving up north on these holiday weekends alone, so I coaxed Galen into rollin on up. Does it count if you ask a friend for a little road head if you're outside of Hennepin county?
Which of the "Seven...
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prs2000:
hmmmm. depends on the day. sometimes envy. sometimes anger. sometimes gluttony. sometimes lust. sometimes pride. sometimes greed... weekends like this? sloth. 
on the flip side, which virture do you think you most often exude?
on the flip side, which virture do you think you most often exude?
billybillybilly:
* , ; ` ~ . * ` ` ; ^ ^ ' ' ' * * * ' ~ ` ` ; : * , ^. , , ` ` ` ~ . , . * ^ ` * ; * , , , ,, . `` ~ * * , ` ~ . . ^ . * . . , ` ~ * . , * ^ *
...that's what the weekend looked like
...that's what the weekend looked like
Wound up selling my tickets for the game downtown.
Fuck it... let's do some crazy shit tonight!!!
Who's game?
... and who want's to fly out to Key West this summer?
Fuck it... let's do some crazy shit tonight!!!
Who's game?
... and who want's to fly out to Key West this summer?
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judas:
as in, i'm drowning in debt and can't breathe.
darkjuan:
oh well, at least I try! I'm not a professional like you are 
Off to go spend ridiculous amounts of money. My couch I ordered from Vogue just four weeks ago is already completed and awaiting delivery in their warehouse. So, since my carpet guy never came this week as expected... I'm also hitting Marshall Fields carpet sale!
See ya'll in about five grand...
See ya'll in about five grand...
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nordicgoddess:
Carpet munching is my favorite! YUM! I mean munching on mine! Munchey, muncherson!!!
billybillybilly:
I've been thinking about something you said. Something about wishing you didn't know everyone. Fuckin' aye. I think you might be right. This site no longer affords a shred of anonymity, and how am I supposed to masturbate with an audience? That's the kind of thing that can make it hard to, y'know... *ahem* ...perform...
"you just can't take the ghetto out of the girl"
I think I'm going to join seminary school?
I might just take off my watch and go to sleep?
Then again... I don't know...
I think I'm going to a party on Lake Minnetonka tonight... yuppie debauchery at it's finest! Gotta love it...
I don't want to work... I just want to beat on my...
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I think I'm going to join seminary school?
I might just take off my watch and go to sleep?
Then again... I don't know...
I think I'm going to a party on Lake Minnetonka tonight... yuppie debauchery at it's finest! Gotta love it...
I don't want to work... I just want to beat on my...
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suicidesmitty:
I'd like to donate my semen to your forehead.
nordicgoddess:
Did you fall into the lake?
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scoots:
well when you spend 80%of your time for the last 10 years jackingoff in front of a computer, its bound to get old.
gotta take thinks in moderation neo.
i try to limit myself to one internet orgasm a week.
gotta take thinks in moderation neo.
i try to limit myself to one internet orgasm a week.
clara:
I can't even think about booze right now.
P.S. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!
[Edited on May 27, 2004 7:39PM]
P.S. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!
[Edited on May 27, 2004 7:39PM]
I love getting late night calls. People are always so apprehensive to actually admit who they are for the fear that you might be laying in bed getting your shut eye. You on the other hand, are always welcoming to hear that voice on the other end. It's comforting to know that they're okay calling you at that hour. It's stupid and meaningless, but well...
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runk:
Yeah, like Robert Goulet
souljerk:
I hate it when people call while I am snorkiling it's the worst.
[Edited on May 27, 2004 2:49AM]
[Edited on May 27, 2004 2:49AM]
yuppie. space age painfully modern furniture loving yuppie.
go drive your porsche.