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Last night,I saw a man dressed like COLONEL Sanders hump a girl dressed like a chicken on the dance floor.

There's a sentence it would take a hundred monkeys a hundred years to replicate.

Excuse me, I have to go be artsy-fartsy now. A friend of mine has an opening tonight. I will try very, very hard not to spend inordinate amounts of money on...
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tulipbooty:
is this the gea person from DebraJean's journal? just curious, not sure

but the description sounds apt

and artsy fartsy is dead and gone
the new era of art thug is here
run free ARRR!!!
papawheelie:
I just ran into my old friend piero. he had some very nice things to say about you kiss
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two questions for the evening:

1) Who the Heck names a club 'Meat'?
2) Am I going to motivate my ass to go to such a dubiously named club?

I'll let you know tomorrow.

Best news of the day: wi-fi up and running at work. I need never be parted from my laptop, except while playing with stinky things.

I think I'm in love with...
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netik:
I guess I name a club Meat, along with Devon, DJ Baconmonkey.

Although the name Baconmonkey might need more explaination though.
netik:
btw, re: kalischild - We've never had the BBQ inside, ever, Devon named the club, and the music wasn't that bad, was it? I saw you dancing!

Nixon - See you when you're back in town again.




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RallyB made me think about hands. (I love hands. Mostly live hands) Really, hands are the thing you do eveything with. Touch lovers, hug friends, reach out to those in need, strike out in anger. They're what you create and destroy with. They're just as expressive as faces, and some of them are just as beautiful. I once got a crush on a boy based...
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kalischild:
Of such moments are gentlemen made.

::Holds lighter in the air::
puddleofbludd1:
That is fucking hilarious. I love stories like that. I did a few similer in high school.
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It always amazes me how quickly I settle back into life in the Bay Area. Today I went by to pick up some shoes I had left for repair on my last vist- and the WEREN"T READY YET. That's hysterical to me. I'm not even sure why. There are people here who have no idea I don't live here.

Currently plugging away at a mile-high...
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rallyb:
The rubber shirt came with its own boobs? I can figure out the problem right there.

back issues... biggrin Very funny. You crack me up.

That's interesting about the faces and hands... I understand faces, but why hands? Because those are also typically uncovered? Because that's the part of someone else's body we often touch first (unless they have 4 boobs, in which case how could one help but cop a feel)?
maybes_smashing:
stiff is an amazing book. check out kay redfield jamison's night falls fast: understanding suicide. she takes this objective psychological approach and adds in a ton of shit from writers/artists/etc. really interesting.
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Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl,
I love, I love, I love
my little calendar girl
every day, every day, of the year...


Thursday. Bossanova. Doors at 8, band at 9,Tarts at 10.
$8, 21+

Here's our gret new money-raising scheme. One of the numbers involves taking photos, but only a few. They will be taken with a disposable camera. Afterwards,the camera will bounce...
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tankboi:
hey, if Stephan has any Burzum, could you snag me some? dunky bo.
desidia:
tell everyone about dragonfish because i'm lazy and no one would care if i said it
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GARRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!

I don't know if it's Portland winter doldrums or me, but everyone around me is depressed and I'm starting to get a complex about being in a good mood. I feel like an otter in a herd of walruses. A chihuahua in a pack of basset hounds. A packet of pop rocks mixed in with the ranch dip. Everyone is very serious. Things are...
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corsair:
Cold, gray winter days really seem to depress people. I thought the last few winters I spent in Connecticut were going to kill me. Much better in warm climates! Everything here is green . . there are actually flowers blooming . . . the sun is bright, and the sky is blue. And people here take all this for granted!

The Gorey Ball sounds like fun . . . post some pics of your outfit.

Have a Great Time! wink
elfboy:
I know the feeling. I just pretend not to be happy sometimes, then leave and be happy!!

Edward Gorey?

Anyway, I forgot to tell you something.

tongue







wink kiss smile You've received honours again in me Gourn- al....
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Back from the wilds of Canadia more or less in one piece in spite of tiny planes and drunken flight crews. We had a bit of a bumpy plane ride back. In fact,at one point it felt like they slammed on the brakes. Odd sensation in a plane. Also makes drinking from a cup nearly impossible but very entertaining. Sea-Tac was a madhouse as apparrently...
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eli:
you should hear french canadian pop music. even worse.
elfboy:
Well, welcome back. I'm glad you didn't return as an icicle, unless you left as one....

Cold, huh? I once tweaked a guy's ear as a joke in Canananananada , & it shattered! (not really)

Another good thing aboot Canada, as you learned, is the naval rules....

Ah well.

Hey! Hi! Glad you're back smile
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twwly:
Can you give me a good strangle when you're done with Stormy?

love
wren:
You and Pearl are torturing me with these lavish descriptions of amazing-sounding breakfasts. I love breakfast.
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tygertyger:
Bahaha. Yeah, Calgary winters are something, all right.
elfboy:
smile
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CANADIA!!!!!

It is -26 C. That's cold. That's snot freezing cold. Jack London cold. Not leaving the hotel for any reason cold.

I hate Canadian customs agents. That took FOREVER. Again. But here I am with all the SGB girls having a cocktail and waiting for Italian foods to show up. Life, it's sweet just now.


Later..
hmmm...something's missing around here...
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hippomonki:
maybe he's just hybernating
bankerboy:
Make sure you keep your exposure to a minimum in those climes. wink Have fun, eh?!

bb
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Well, my dears, I'm nearly packed (if I can just figure out where I put Pearl's Rocky Horror DVD...). In just a day I shall be back with my dear RavenIsis!!! It's been far too long. Another stamp in the ol' passport book. I can't freakin' wait. I'm listening to the show CD over and over again. So many memories. Oh well, time to...
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kingskottie:
kiss
ryan:
okay. you see what i see today?