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I am the embodiement of female evil.
Or so I was informed today.

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

People hate me. It's funny.
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pyrate:
i would have to disagree with that. When our paths crossed i thought you were quite sweet.

I hope i didn't ruin your reputation.
tankboi:
well, you are kind of a bitch....

Kittens was caught eating shit the other day too, but him likes his soft serve.
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Huh. I started writing this like half an hour ago and got totally disracted trying to figure out what to do this weekend. Then there was an email from my mother about my stepdad stuffing a fish and threatening to move to Georgia...

OK, back on track now.

Yay! My shirt sold and now I can afford new tennis shoes.( A big chunk of the...
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obelisk:
Well, at least that's one dream that stands a good chance of coming true.
fragile21:
yeah..trust me...no one wants to move to GA..i live here and believe me. lol.

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It would seem that Berkeley has a town crier. I learned this when he announced the Michael Jackson verdict for an hour outside my bedroom windows. At least the homeless crazies are good for something...cancel my subscription to US weekly...

This entertainment was followed by the chick in the toll booth on the way in to the city celebrating Jacko's freedom by jamming to some...
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falinger:
I dunno... kinda does look like michael...
just_eric:
not that it really matter but i really do wish that he would of been found guilty..oh well

hope that you are doing well


LOTS OF LOVE kiss kiss kiss kiss
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I'm as excited about the DVD trailers as everyone else- this is the first I've seen of any of my footage from the DVD. Eeep! It looks great- I'm loving the colors they used in the 'Ice Queen' segment- now I wish the set really looked like that.

Out again this evening- must possibly brave seeing that boy I informed that he had a mullet...
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jessiah:
thats kinda awsome...41 dollars simply for a shirt you wore...I mean, I'D BUY IT...but...I couldn't wear...use it to cry into, haha
jonnytrrrash7:
i can't wait to see that footage too.........!!

lucky you hanging with genius...............i need such stimulation myself...........



shit, that shirt must me Mine!!
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I really like sex. I say this because it always startles me when I realize that this is not a universal statement- when I meet someone for whom sex is a very low priority. Even when it's available to them, they would really rather do something else. Really, I can't think of anything I like more. Eating is right up there, and vodka, but I've...
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lemonkid:
If only there was some way those poor people wasting all their sex could defer it over to people who actually know how to use it.

Wasting sex is sad sad times.
cakemix:
i totally fucking hear what you are saying!

that was one reason me and the big guy didn't work out...our first fight he said 'what am i supposed to do - walk in and jump on you?'

of course my answer was FUCK YES YOU IVE HERE I EXPECT SEX ON TAP...

he so didn't get it. too bad as he's a brilliant tattoo artist.

and my date the other night went well smile
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Favourite comment heard today: I might very much like a dingo.

Out, out! Too much time spent in house on computer being broke. Must go out this evening. A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.... Now drinking and dancing for sure and it would be rather nice to get a bit of a flirt on.

Yes, that sounds lovely.

Just a...
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jonnytrrrash7:
hope you had a lovely time................i woke up still drunk this morning myself.......


now what kind of hell hound do you possess??
jonnytrrrash7:
thanks, i won't be storming the gates of Hell anytime too soon with that hound at the mouth..............!! wink
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People need to quit mistaking my dog for other animals.

Does anyone want to buy my shirt?

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elfboy:
I'll take you, the shirt & the dog....

Actually, I wouldn't have a place to put the shirt.

Can your dog track?

: l

P.S. How's the dating profile es-spearmint workin' out?
falinger:
Well, that blows the whole 'swipe'n the cuddle shirt' heist. Bahhh... there's three months of planning and four sets of blueprints gone to waist... though probably saved me from the dive out the second story window, so guess I can't complain.

K, assuming my lazy ass got on ebay long enough to set up an account.... and I won the bid... now what if I didn't want the shirt, just won the bidding so you didn't get rid of it?
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Cat in refridgerator with ginormous bag of spinach. Seems like a potentially delightful combination...

Back to Berzerkeley where the crackheads think my dog is a squirrel and I have convinced my boss that surfing myspace is a legitimate way to spend my day.

I saw the Love and Rockets giveaway thingy and was all excited. Then it was about that damn comic.*Le sigh*
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killypop:
Your friends are weirder than my friends....
confused
kiss
just_eric:
i dont think they are weird...i have friends that put kiss makeup on all the time hahahaha

hope that you are well....LOTS OF LOVE!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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Huh. I appear to be in Seattle. Funny how these things happen.Earlier, I met Mini Gene of Mini Kiss. This promises to be an interesting evening.

Hotel room allready destroyed.

Time to get drunk and party like a mini rock star.
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obelisk:
Ore did I?
elfboy:
Forgive me, my sweet.

I was in such utter shock to learn of pending interest in potential suitors that my mind went wholly emotionally blank.

Please, please, forgive my unfeeling "Sure I'd do it" note, as my mind was completely befuddled @ such an unlikely event.

The gorgeous, vivacious, dangerously cute & thorny goth vixen NIXON who has lines of interloping smitten wishful thinking concubine underfoot continually is on the prowl for a simple, luscious lad?

For sooth, overtaken by amazement, my silver tongue didst become the guilty pleasure bauble of entertainment for the infamous cat.

Ahem.

I must now be clear with my intentions.

I would most assuredly be pleased, excited, honoured, and delightedly dumfounded to experience the terrifying thrill of having YOU @ my hand, mercilessly usurping my time &attentions. My heart would sing the glories of the ages in the rapt joy of you by my side, & in my bed. The eternal, excruciating moments of ecstacy recurring repeatingly @ the joy of your hungry touch upon my eyes, my skin & my starving soul would thrust all else into the mere realm of oblivion; all would stand still in wonder @ the devouring destruction of all things me as our skin collides, as our hearts touch in the most sacred bond of wretched weak but trusting intimacy, of violent expurgation of loneliness, of a world gone mad from fear of loss, fear of isolation, fear of having been without each other, or being separated though the world's ever present threats, even in some frightful, yet distant, distant future; only to be within each others' heartful, loving lusty grasping limbs & love.

In other words, yes. I'd love to.

But remember what I'd said yesterday, as I had related the facts.

blush


puke bags available upon request.

wink

kiss kiss kiss

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Madness and secrets, adventures afoot. Escapes in the middle of the night, red-eye flights and Red Bull. Four am is early but the payoff is worthwhile. I will take photos and tell you all about it later.

kiss

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Man, I'm REALLY procrastinating now. I actually filled out a dating pofile...
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ryan:
i don't fit into your dating profile. but i do know how to get fresh and i know how to take a shot of tequilla from in between your tits.
falinger:
Checked that one, won't work, PC means windows only, need one with mac specs. Checked Apple Store, they have 1 piece of junk that's about 6x overpriced. I'm still looking. Will be in LA on the 23rd & 24th, so if I can i'll drop it off, or "drag" you down there to get it. And WTF! I own slip-on shoes... New cell #, check your damn email.
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So....many...stairs...

but I'm in, if not unpacked. I can't find anything (including Shenzi for quite a while), but it's getting better. Except now I'm online again, which tends to distract me from the whole unpacking my shit thing.,...
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ninadelamorte:
i'm having that problem here too...but i haven't freaking moved!

on the upside i've now got some of the coolest old shit around and now i have 5 sewing machines tongue
mrdaft:
Hi,


Goofy question...I noticed that the live board has been updated a little...Do you know when the live shows will be going on this year? I am moving halfway across the country and fear I am going to miss them. Then again, I don't think you girls made it to Winnipeg last time, and I fear that while I am moving to Vancouver I am going to miss it again frown
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LAST Suicide Saturday at DP!!! (OK, at least for a while)

Lots of lasts-for-a-while coming up this week. I'm a little sad, but mostly I'm just ready to get on with it. Those of you that know me know I hate goodbyes almost as much as babies, old people, bicycles, and city busses.

Now, about that titanium spork

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elfboy:
An old lady w/ a baby on a bike told me to say "goodbye" to you on the bus....

(Elfboy snickers).....

wink


There's talk about Death in my journal, if you like. I know you like that stuff.......


?!?

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noelani:
good luck with the move.

I hate goodbyes too. It's a lot of the reason why I don't get close to a lot of people.