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A very little thing has made me giddy and the big things have very little weight today.
My grandfather thinks carbonated water will make my teeth fall out. It's funny the things people worry about.
My grandfather thinks carbonated water will make my teeth fall out. It's funny the things people worry about.
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elfboy:
Me again.
Thought you'd like today's story. I had no idea I was so delicious....
true story!
[Edited on Jun 27, 2005 10:32AM]
Thought you'd like today's story. I had no idea I was so delicious....
true story!
[Edited on Jun 27, 2005 10:32AM]
sixsixty:
i love sparkling water. my teeth feel fine.
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falinger:
I think you're a tease... 
drnecessitor:
Swede tease.
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pyrate:
i was freinds with a swedish exchange student in high school, he was our fez. we took him to a strip club on his birthday and they stripped him on stage, and well his little soldier popped out of his boxers. He was so mad, not because it popped out, but because a stripper told him it was "cute", which we told him meant small.
minsc_and_boo:
care for a Guiness?
OK, I'm done with being bored. Also done with being depressed. That was a lovely two days, cleverly scheduled when not much was happenning. Fuck you all, the weekend is nearly upon me. I was recently reminded that earthquakes, they got nothin' on me. So I'm gonna go start some shit now. 
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drnecessitor:
Yeah, I thought it was a good call, too...until I nicked a nipple 
boxofficepoison:
Shit, you can turn off being bored and being depressed? I'm impressed.
*humph.*
I wish Sicily's mom would paint me more rocks so I could throw them at people.
I wish I wasn't wasting half a pitcher of margaritas on the computer.
I wish I knew if Lori had fed the cat.
Yesterday I was so depressed I gave myself a bikini wax just for the endorphion rush.
I wish Sicily's mom would paint me more rocks so I could throw them at people.
I wish I wasn't wasting half a pitcher of margaritas on the computer.
I wish I knew if Lori had fed the cat.
Yesterday I was so depressed I gave myself a bikini wax just for the endorphion rush.
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lemonkid:
I just ate a bag of chips. Which didn't help.
A bikini wax might have made it worse for me though. Ouch.
A bikini wax might have made it worse for me though. Ouch.
kalischild:
If'n you keep mentioning that you're bored, someone local may have to go and do something about that...
But in the meantime:
Tonight, there's The Fencesitter's Ball at Rawhide, where the sexually indecisive play sexual shotgun at any available gender; it's pretty fun, although I'm going to hop to the Rickshaw Stop later on, because that's where the fashionista cokeheads hang out, and bop to eighties music. It's a fabulous lurking environment, if you can listen to The Killers without wanting to rip your ears off.
And tommorow, there's Die Machinen If you're lame, and Pop Rocks if you're nasty; it's not "all goth, all the time", but even the goths get their dark, shady sugar on. And the bartenders are CRUEL.
It's a blast, you should come.
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But in the meantime:
Tonight, there's The Fencesitter's Ball at Rawhide, where the sexually indecisive play sexual shotgun at any available gender; it's pretty fun, although I'm going to hop to the Rickshaw Stop later on, because that's where the fashionista cokeheads hang out, and bop to eighties music. It's a fabulous lurking environment, if you can listen to The Killers without wanting to rip your ears off.
And tommorow, there's Die Machinen If you're lame, and Pop Rocks if you're nasty; it's not "all goth, all the time", but even the goths get their dark, shady sugar on. And the bartenders are CRUEL.
It's a blast, you should come.
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riffprophet:
NiceCoffin-case! 
elizagirl:
Omg! Nixon! Is that a Devon Rex?
*I* have a Devon Rex, too! His name is Tango....
Hang on...*rummages*
here, look at Tango!
*I* have a Devon Rex, too! His name is Tango....
Hang on...*rummages*
here, look at Tango!
I'm bored. But maybe I should enjoy it, since the wheels they are a-turnin' and I don't think things will stay this way for long. They never do. I know of a couple of grand adventures in the coming months, but methinks I don't know the half of it. Good. Sitting at home is so not my thing. I need to go cause a bit...
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ninadelamorte:
yes!...nothing pleases me more then creating chaos!!! i live for it...
commonman:
Yup. You and Maxwell Smart, always getting involved in CHAOS.
Dear California Department of Motor Vehicles-
Having spent the entire day with you (and my entire week's pay on you), I would like to mention the following things-
FUCK YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FREAKS.
I rock, because I still got a liscence. In spite of you entering my birthday as having occurred in 1911. In spite of you inventing a whole new address...
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Having spent the entire day with you (and my entire week's pay on you), I would like to mention the following things-
FUCK YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FREAKS.
I rock, because I still got a liscence. In spite of you entering my birthday as having occurred in 1911. In spite of you inventing a whole new address...
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himi:
LOL!!
I got some stories about them I wasted an entire day of theirs one time.
But ..
For future reference, it was well worth the drive to go to some god forsaken part of CA to go to the DMV there. Well worth the drive to not stand in line.
I used to go from SF to San Rafel but these days you might want to consider Redding...
I got some stories about them I wasted an entire day of theirs one time.
But ..
For future reference, it was well worth the drive to go to some god forsaken part of CA to go to the DMV there. Well worth the drive to not stand in line.
I used to go from SF to San Rafel but these days you might want to consider Redding...
pyrate:
i want to get a job at the dmv, you don't have to do anything fast.
Two separate emails today from people I miss and adore, neither of whom I had heard from in months. Things go in cycles, I guess. Either way, it makes me squishy.
Also, I think myspace is an evil mindreading genius and groups people on my friends list in devious yet comical ways.
Also, I think myspace is an evil mindreading genius and groups people on my friends list in devious yet comical ways.
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lyingstones:
yes, myspace will control your life...
i for one welcome our new networking overlords...
i for one welcome our new networking overlords...
- I am totally in hearts with the gay robot alien from Gora
-Gora is the best really bad movie I've seen in a really long time. Robot butt sex? The best of Journey?
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And why did you say that things will fall ?
And fall and fall, and fall and fall apart?
This came on the iPod as I was driving home....
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-Gora is the best really bad movie I've seen in a really long time. Robot butt sex? The best of Journey?
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And why did you say that things will fall ?
And fall and fall, and fall and fall apart?
This came on the iPod as I was driving home....
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boxofficepoison:
I refused to believe that movie even exists until my friend who works at Virgin showed it to me.
Can I ask what you thought of Atlas Tatoo in Portland, I'm thinking of getting some work done and can't tell if I want to go with someone I don't know here in Portland, or just wait until I'm back in New York.
Can I ask what you thought of Atlas Tatoo in Portland, I'm thinking of getting some work done and can't tell if I want to go with someone I don't know here in Portland, or just wait until I'm back in New York.
boxofficepoison:
Good to know. I think I'm going to check them out this weekend.
Now I just have to decide if I want to go to Hawaii or get a new tat.
Great fortune by the way.
I got one the other day
"Lucky is coming for you"
Sounded kind of ominous.
Now I just have to decide if I want to go to Hawaii or get a new tat.
Great fortune by the way.
I got one the other day
"Lucky is coming for you"
Sounded kind of ominous.
HEAD ASPLODE!!!
WHY do people think its OK to make a store stay open past posted hours? Why would anyone assemble a macaw skeleton with a gluegun and expect it to mail well? Why would anyone ask you to drive their stuff over to their house so they wouldn't have to come pick it up? And most importantly, why did that guy think I would...
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WHY do people think its OK to make a store stay open past posted hours? Why would anyone assemble a macaw skeleton with a gluegun and expect it to mail well? Why would anyone ask you to drive their stuff over to their house so they wouldn't have to come pick it up? And most importantly, why did that guy think I would...
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hansel:
People do these things because they think they're the stars of their own reality television shows.
kalischild:
Wait...
I drunkenly showed up at your shop at closing time with a glue-gunned macaw skeleton and insisted you go see Los Lobos with me?
Crap, you're right.
I'm completely out of control.
It'll never happen again.
I drunkenly showed up at your shop at closing time with a glue-gunned macaw skeleton and insisted you go see Los Lobos with me?
Crap, you're right.
I'm completely out of control.
It'll never happen again.
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