nixon

Some lady called work today and left a message for the snake. I think a crazy bomb went off somewhere.

Sometimes I look around and everything seems so simple and clear. Maybe I should never sleep with anyone that lives with 500 miles of me ever again. I like my space. I like waking up with just the dog staring at me and drifting of...
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Conversations only I have at work:

me:so, what's with the bag of viscera in the freezer?

L:which one?

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Boss: someone named a fungus beetle after George Bush

me:was it a pleasing fungus beetle?

laughter from all

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Some days, I'm happy being a total dork.

PS, do NOT worry about why that was funny.

Beetle link here

Willy Wonka rocked. Admittedly, I've had saner acid trips. I won't give anything away, but dear god, the colors. And the color combinations. And the Oompa-Loompas. And I am even more in hearts with Johnny Depp than usual. Nothing makes me squishy like an effete, bitchy, family-hating, fashionably dressed sociopath.

Something needs doing that makes knots in the pit of my stomach. I keep on...
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I spent most of the day watching caterpillars eat. It's really quite hypnotic. munchmunchmunch...

I feel a bit better today. Sleep is a good thing.

I'm going to make pieces of paper that say "you are not my fucking boyfreind" and make everyone I know sign them. Even the girls.

Today's entry is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F.

Today's themesong is: circus theme. Played slowly and menacingly.

I'm tired and I need a hug.

Everyone's fucking nuts.

I don't really even know what to say. Twice in 24 hours people have acted like I've done some horrible thing to them when the thing I did did not involve them at...
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Last night I was tres' bored. Nothing to do. Sadness. Went to bed early.

This evening I am sitting eating curry three blocks from my house, and I look out the window at the marquee of the bar across the street, and fucking Whole Wheat Bread played last night. WTF?

Dear hot tub party- you suck and send me no pictures.

I am still waiting for pictures from my fourth...Dear God, that was good shit. All will now worship at the carved Hellmaw of No-Lem, the Watermelon God. Every third of July, the chosen will gather to smoke two of every animal, and also a lot of weed, and to eat the black jello shots...
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I really need a nap.

No,really.

In other news, last night I dreamt that I was in a hotel where the room service had McDonalds, and I woke up (in the dream) and Stormy was there and had ordered a giant hamster pile of McMuffins which she was sitting in the middle of and eating. I have no idea what this says about the state...
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Spent the entire evening in a bar in Sacrament and didn't cut one napkin into a crescent moon. Grrrrrr.... One less thing checked off of life's to-do list.

And it was a hotel bar, nonetheless. The things I'll do for my friends...