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Fact: The less likely any particular even is to occur in the universe in general, the more likely it is to happen to me.
For a girl with Lucifer on her ass, I live a pretty charmed life.
For a girl with Lucifer on her ass, I live a pretty charmed life.
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hopey:
That is you with Nikki Sixx in that folder isn't it? I carry a picture of him in my purse. Did you lick him?
A little?
A little?
gogobongo:
No matter the event potential, or what we might think of as any of an infinite amount of choices from any given situation, light remains constant, always pointing in the same direction. That means that in any number of alternate universes the sun will shine exactly the same on your ass. And thanks again for signing my book in Austin. Smooches.
How charmingly evil! You can now control your top eight friends on myspace! How to choose...friends? lovers? prospects? really hot people to make you look good? decisions, decisions.
What a nice calm day. Chloe and I went to the mall and got pedicures, spent a zillion dollars on hotness upkeep. We've had internet for 24 consecutive hours. I've nearly gotten my SG fix, and gotten...
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What a nice calm day. Chloe and I went to the mall and got pedicures, spent a zillion dollars on hotness upkeep. We've had internet for 24 consecutive hours. I've nearly gotten my SG fix, and gotten...
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lyingstones:
yeah, i'm just glad i didn't have to take pictures of the gogo dancers they hired. they definitely would have been worse.
liquidflorian:
Normal.... Ha!
WARNING:
Since I left on tour, the amount of COMPLETELY INSANE email in my inbox has increased exponentially. Therefore, I am re-posting this warning. Anything you send me, I may very well post here,with or without your member name or email, and with or without passing it along to Olivia. Whether it is a pitiful request to get laid (why no, Mr.Marine, I won't help...
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Since I left on tour, the amount of COMPLETELY INSANE email in my inbox has increased exponentially. Therefore, I am re-posting this warning. Anything you send me, I may very well post here,with or without your member name or email, and with or without passing it along to Olivia. Whether it is a pitiful request to get laid (why no, Mr.Marine, I won't help...
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jakemarley:
OOOOOOH! Are you talking about Lakeview Cemetery? That is THE best cemetery in the world! I fell in love there! 
I married her the next Spring! She left my bastard-ass four year later! 
Oh, well, still a lovely four years ... the best of my life! Lakeview IS the best cemetery in the world!!!
[Sorry about going smiley happy there.
]
I married her the next Spring! She left my bastard-ass four year later! Oh, well, still a lovely four years ... the best of my life! Lakeview IS the best cemetery in the world!!!
[Sorry about going smiley happy there.
]
grrrk:
Anyone in Minneapolis on the 22nd who is interested in post burlesque boxing, watch the video at http://www.shinyshot.com/video/zbpmain.html and e-mail for details.
Yes, I am one of the crazies. Although it still doesn't seem that crazy to me. (The end of the video was totally the film maker's idea, I claim no fault.)
Yes, I am one of the crazies. Although it still doesn't seem that crazy to me. (The end of the video was totally the film maker's idea, I claim no fault.)
Ooooh....shiny thing.
Wending way back across the US now. Body count existant but minimal. Could change in the next few days. This is a part of the country where friends and lovers are waiting and marvelous distractions abound.
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Signs seen recently that greatly entertained us:
Quaker Steak and Lube (no, we did NOT misread that)
Fireworks and Karate Goods ( is there a better...
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Wending way back across the US now. Body count existant but minimal. Could change in the next few days. This is a part of the country where friends and lovers are waiting and marvelous distractions abound.
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Signs seen recently that greatly entertained us:
Quaker Steak and Lube (no, we did NOT misread that)
Fireworks and Karate Goods ( is there a better...
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megalomatthew:
mmmm Chinese food and Doughnuts...Yah saw that one!
here is something everyone will like
or this...
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here is something everyone will like
or this...
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madison:
you are so amazing and darling!!!
thank you for being so sweet and nice!!!
I enjoyed hanging out with all you girls!!
hope you enjoy the rest of the tour!!!
thank you for being so sweet and nice!!!
I enjoyed hanging out with all you girls!!
hope you enjoy the rest of the tour!!!
Feeling evil to-day.
Had a bout of minor depression there for a minute. It is always sad when the student outdistances the teacher. I hate to see people I love settle for less than they deserve.
NO GODDAMN SETTLING.
Now, pass me the vodka and some lipstick and let's start some shit in Buffalo.
Maybe my head will catch on fire again.
Had a bout of minor depression there for a minute. It is always sad when the student outdistances the teacher. I hate to see people I love settle for less than they deserve.
NO GODDAMN SETTLING.
Now, pass me the vodka and some lipstick and let's start some shit in Buffalo.
Maybe my head will catch on fire again.
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spott:
double post by mistake ... no delete
I'll just take this chance to say
"Wheeee!"
[Edited on Oct 16, 2005 2:24PM]
I'll just take this chance to say
"Wheeee!"
[Edited on Oct 16, 2005 2:24PM]
diello:
Thanks for doing such a great show in Pittsburgh last night! 
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lyingstones:
ah, sleep is over rated anyway. i've had maybe 12 hours total the last three or four days... i tend not to sleep much when i'm painting.
jelly_roll:
It'll be okay Nixon! Sleep shall find you once again! 
u!
u!Boston.
I love this city. Mostly because of Sid and Scarlett.
But I have too much time to think. This was the problem last time too. So, useless things Nixon thinks about on the road:
-DAMN, those were good pancakes
-Sorry about those bruises, Fractal.
-I miss
Kalischild, desidia, and obelisk, each for various reasons.
-You can't keep up.
-No, really....
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I love this city. Mostly because of Sid and Scarlett.
But I have too much time to think. This was the problem last time too. So, useless things Nixon thinks about on the road:
-DAMN, those were good pancakes
-Sorry about those bruises, Fractal.
-I miss
Kalischild, desidia, and obelisk, each for various reasons.
-You can't keep up.
-No, really....
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kiley:
your fear and loathing performance and the reservior dogs performance were fucking AWESOME! oh and you're so amazingly pretty in person i really didnt know what to say to you. you all are doing a great job!
netik:
I miss you too, ya know. Come back to SF!
jj
jj
Jealousy. So ugly.
Conveniently placed ice machines. So nice.
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I don't even care about taking the blame any more. Sure, why not.
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why is everyone in Cracker Barrel deformed?
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If I drunk called you last night, I apologize. Internet withdrawal gets ugly.
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Conveniently placed ice machines. So nice.
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I don't even care about taking the blame any more. Sure, why not.
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why is everyone in Cracker Barrel deformed?
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If I drunk called you last night, I apologize. Internet withdrawal gets ugly.
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theg:
You were absolutely beautiful in Boston tonight! So glad I met you! Have fun with the rest of the tour!
telltale:
Ohh my god you were so amazing at the SG show at the Middle East tonight! The Mr. Blonde part was sooo hawt, as was the doll act.
Thank you so much for an incredible show!
Thank you so much for an incredible show!
Birmingham, Alabama.
Wow.
I have a great deal I want to say on a great many subjects. This has been a very long, strange three days since last I had internet access. Shows have been going great, attendance is awesome, and I even got a kick-ass review at aintitcool.com.
The girls continue to crack me the fuck up. Here are a few new pics:
I...
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Wow.
I have a great deal I want to say on a great many subjects. This has been a very long, strange three days since last I had internet access. Shows have been going great, attendance is awesome, and I even got a kick-ass review at aintitcool.com.
The girls continue to crack me the fuck up. Here are a few new pics:
I...
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aphexplotz:
Great to see you again at the show last night in Baltimore. You guys rocked!
pavlovsdog:
A friend told me to come and say hi for him. Dan Kelly.
I'm doing a childrens theater show with him.
I was telling him about the show in Charlotte and he said he knew you.
Anyway, Hi, and good luck with the rest of the tour.
I'm doing a childrens theater show with him.
I was telling him about the show in Charlotte and he said he knew you.
Anyway, Hi, and good luck with the rest of the tour.
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karebeer:
i want some manlove! haha ♥
hope you're having a blast.. looks that way!
see ya in Boston most likely!!
hope you're having a blast.. looks that way!
see ya in Boston most likely!!
piksy:
hey there. i just wanted to say hello and see if you remember me. i was just watching the sg dvd and you looked very familiar so i came to check out your profile and leave you a note.
-Mike