The Triops are dead as doornails, I've caused some sort of drama I don't even begin to understand, and Chrismas is Hell.
On the other hand, d23 is currently driving me cookies all the way from Portland and someone sent me a nifty present and I wish I knew who. I've two ideas, but further research is required. Meanwhile, I have a copy of the...
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On the other hand, d23 is currently driving me cookies all the way from Portland and someone sent me a nifty present and I wish I knew who. I've two ideas, but further research is required. Meanwhile, I have a copy of the...
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dekews:
I hope they live.
collapse_on_me:
dusty says she loves you
Spent the evening listening to Bruce Ames talk about cancer and ageing and the causes and prevention of both, and now I just want to ingest folate and B-vitamins and nothing else.
That won't last long.
Random facts from the lecture:
There are more carcinogens in a cup of coffee than you will get from pesticides in a year.
50% of all chemicals ever tested...
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That won't last long.
Random facts from the lecture:
There are more carcinogens in a cup of coffee than you will get from pesticides in a year.
50% of all chemicals ever tested...
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zenfish:
sounds like an interesting time to spend, and a intersting tidbit to post.
redheadedleague:
I wish they would leave the rodents alone. (Hmmm, do you think a rat will die if we burn its eyeballs out with chemicals? Well, I'm not sure. We must test it on a thousand rodents!)
As for vitamins, supposedly Alpha Lipoic Acid and L-Carnitine - when taken in combination - have been showing some real results, anti-aging wise.
As for vitamins, supposedly Alpha Lipoic Acid and L-Carnitine - when taken in combination - have been showing some real results, anti-aging wise.
I have a keyboard. I am a human again.
I am sleepy.
I am a raving ball of hormones.
I don't want to get ready for work.
Same 'ol, same 'ol.
I am sleepy.
I am a raving ball of hormones.
I don't want to get ready for work.
Same 'ol, same 'ol.
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fractal:
hey!
that guy above me said the same thing I said.
let's have him skinned.
that guy above me said the same thing I said.
let's have him skinned.
fractal:
we should make hats as well.
Oooooh, look at how decadent I am...I'm typing with ALL MY LETTERS.
Because I jacked my roommates computer while she's at work. Hopefully my new keyboard gets here tommorrow and I can return to normal internet life. Beacuase as it is I feel really creepy and stalker-lurkey, since I can read the boards and stalk people and whatnot, I just can't type anything. Also I...
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Because I jacked my roommates computer while she's at work. Hopefully my new keyboard gets here tommorrow and I can return to normal internet life. Beacuase as it is I feel really creepy and stalker-lurkey, since I can read the boards and stalk people and whatnot, I just can't type anything. Also I...
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fractal:
fuck christmas.
skythe:
Red and green will work. They won't notice.
BNFVDCBNFVFVFVFVBNBNJM 
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desidia:
have you considered using numbers to substitute letters? you might be able to make a shred of sence.
desmodius:
wow... thirty one responses to jibberish.
well... it may not be jibb after all. maybe it's some form of lost algorythmic sequence that could unlock the virtues of the mysterious psychlo gnome and spread his angry pointy hats accross lawns the world over to seize all by the sheer terror of these two foot tall nemesis's's's's (what's the plural for nemesis... nemesi? fuck it...) oh yes. they will carry out their fiendish g-gnome experimentation on the men while showing their... er.. pointy hats to the ladies... it's a scourge i tell you. a scourge...
then again, it could just be the code for better toast.
who knows, do you? i don't....
frankenstein never scared me...
marsupials do...
cause they're FAST!!!
babye.
well... it may not be jibb after all. maybe it's some form of lost algorythmic sequence that could unlock the virtues of the mysterious psychlo gnome and spread his angry pointy hats accross lawns the world over to seize all by the sheer terror of these two foot tall nemesis's's's's (what's the plural for nemesis... nemesi? fuck it...) oh yes. they will carry out their fiendish g-gnome experimentation on the men while showing their... er.. pointy hats to the ladies... it's a scourge i tell you. a scourge...
then again, it could just be the code for better toast.
who knows, do you? i don't....
frankenstein never scared me...
marsupials do...
cause they're FAST!!!
babye.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I spilled a glass of wine in the computer and now my keyboard doesn't go. Grrrrrrrrrr. I have to steal computer from everyone and today was my day off and the stoooopid mac store wasn't open and try as I might, I am no good at fixing the dead computer. I am signifigantly more familiar with the more intimate parts of...
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I spilled a glass of wine in the computer and now my keyboard doesn't go. Grrrrrrrrrr. I have to steal computer from everyone and today was my day off and the stoooopid mac store wasn't open and try as I might, I am no good at fixing the dead computer. I am signifigantly more familiar with the more intimate parts of...
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awwwesheeet:
definetly throw it against the wall...always works! 
I just heared Melora sing "I Like Big Butts". Oh Dear God...
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desidia:
Oh yeah. I'd like to borrow/keep that black plastic rosary of yours. I've got a few reasons but really I got rather attached to it and would at least like an identical one or directions towards one. I might be a little forward but I'd think you could stash it in with any mail I'd be getting around the christmas days. Shit I'm drunk, I can't tell if I'm being emo/paranoid or realistic.
Well I'll just have to hold on to your Christmas present and see if I get to burn it or keep it. Ciao darling
Well I'll just have to hold on to your Christmas present and see if I get to burn it or keep it. Ciao darling
odette:
i need mah nixon fix!
Having killed off the first bunch, I now have the second bunch of Triops officially larger than Sea Monkeys. Yay!!!!
And now, a few words about porn.
The vast majority of porn is funny. Some of it is EXTREMELY funny. However, the shit is also expensive as Hell and I hate to blow good money on it, especially since you just never know what you...
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And now, a few words about porn.
The vast majority of porn is funny. Some of it is EXTREMELY funny. However, the shit is also expensive as Hell and I hate to blow good money on it, especially since you just never know what you...
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itburns:
Horny and a bargain hunter=the perfect goth girl 
jonnytrrrash7:
of course you only watch those to get fashion tips, right?
ps; alright someone else still has a VCR too!
ps; alright someone else still has a VCR too!
It's been a wierd wacky emotional roller-coaster few days on every front. I was feeling rather highly unstable there for a while, sorry about the lack of updates. The good news is, it seems to have settled into a fairly steady place of happy, in spite of some further attempts by yonder cosmos to fuck around with me.
Rasputia Thursday night. Eeek! It's my annual...
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captaincaesar:
Hard to imagine you in white. Would love to see pics though. 
clarrisa:
Oh, they are here on the 10th. Fun.
virgin pirate
bloody mary
virgin pirate
bloody mary
Ever manage to bring back a joke from a dream? Totaly not funny.
Example:
Q: Why do we enunciate our greetings?
A: All cows want to go home.
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Excuse me, I'm going to go be needy and emo for a while yet.
Or else go watch some porn. But I think that'll make thngs worse.
I feel like some sort of hormonal nuclear meltdown....
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Example:
Q: Why do we enunciate our greetings?
A: All cows want to go home.
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Excuse me, I'm going to go be needy and emo for a while yet.
Or else go watch some porn. But I think that'll make thngs worse.
I feel like some sort of hormonal nuclear meltdown....
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tatboy138:
i just drink WAY too much when i feel like that,and the beer gut's not helpin' matters... and don't feel 2 bad i never get ass on my b-day, even when i have a girlfriend.........oh yeah btw, the last 24 hours have been an EPIC bender................
and don't feel 2 bad i never get ass on my b-day, even when i have a girlfriend.........oh yeah btw, the last 24 hours have been an EPIC bender................
captaincaesar:
two penguins sitting in a bath tub. First penguin asks " Can you please pass the soap?" Second penguin says "What do you think I am, a lawn mower?"
For some reason I woke up with this in my head one day, no idea why. And being as I was still drunk from the night before, it seemed hilarious too me. Sober now, I just don't get it.
For some reason I woke up with this in my head one day, no idea why. And being as I was still drunk from the night before, it seemed hilarious too me. Sober now, I just don't get it.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
I hate everything, and I'm going back to bed now.
I hate everything, and I'm going back to bed now.
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ninadelamorte:
but worms aren't veggie....
baudot:
Custard? How about custard? Hateworthy?
You can have custard in bed, you know.
You can have custard in bed, you know.
I think I am having family withdrawals.