My birthday is in November. Which means I'm always, always on tour for it. Which royally sucks.
Yesterday was exactly six months from my birthday. And I got ninja'd with a half-birthday party. A half-sized bottle of wine. A cupcake. And half a present I won't understand for another six months (but it looks inruiging nonetheless). Plus Thai food under the stars and a WHOLE...
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Yesterday was exactly six months from my birthday. And I got ninja'd with a half-birthday party. A half-sized bottle of wine. A cupcake. And half a present I won't understand for another six months (but it looks inruiging nonetheless). Plus Thai food under the stars and a WHOLE...
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My birthday is in November. Which means I'm always, always on tour for it. Which royally sucks.
Yesterday was exactly six months from my birthday. And I got ninja'd with a half-birthday party. A half-sized bottle of wine. A cupcake. And half a present I won't understand for another six months (but it looks inruiging nonetheless). Plus Thai food under the stars and a WHOLE...
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Yesterday was exactly six months from my birthday. And I got ninja'd with a half-birthday party. A half-sized bottle of wine. A cupcake. And half a present I won't understand for another six months (but it looks inruiging nonetheless). Plus Thai food under the stars and a WHOLE...
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jamwise:
Hey and your birthday's only 3 days before mine. Shiny.
mark13:
I refer to it as the Birthday Equinox, and feel it's appropriately to fully celebrate. No need to only do things halfway.
It's great that you were properly surprised. Years ago, several of my friends hinted that there was going to be a big party for my birthday, but then failed to follow through. In the end, I guess it was more surprising than anything else they could have come up with.
It's great that you were properly surprised. Years ago, several of my friends hinted that there was going to be a big party for my birthday, but then failed to follow through. In the end, I guess it was more surprising than anything else they could have come up with.
I'm just quiet cause I don't feel like telling you the dirty bits.
But until last night, I really wasn't a fan of shower sex....
But then, I never had anyone build extra parts for the shower before, either.
But until last night, I really wasn't a fan of shower sex....
But then, I never had anyone build extra parts for the shower before, either.
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mrsgone:
how long were the parts ?
And, through the marvels of consumer pressure, M&M's are safe again.
Now, back to baby sloth videos.
Now, back to baby sloth videos.
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mitsuko:
aw i saw that one on myspace. i love sloths!! love love love baby sloths 
Well, that sucks. No more M&M's for me. 
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valeyard:
That's really disturbing...I'm not sure I can ever eat M&M's again...gah! Twix too! 
-- Oops! Masterfoods saw reason? WTF! At least my favorite candies are safe from cow intestines!
-- Oops! Masterfoods saw reason? WTF! At least my favorite candies are safe from cow intestines!
jersey:
That is intresting. and sort of gross at the same time. I dont think i will be eating any of them in the near future. and i just bought some peanut M&M's i guess they are now going to the homeless guy outside of the bar im at
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therightbastard:
Worst face, I don't know...
But there is now proof that just talking to you is enough to make me...
Um.
Frisky in my pants.
But there is now proof that just talking to you is enough to make me...
Um.
Frisky in my pants.
fractal:
well.....you're making the drunk squinty face. Indi is doing the PAY ATTENTION TO ME while thrusting his pelvis out, so it really is a tough call.
Party bus makes my head hurt.
I really, really can't wait for those pictures.
I really, really can't wait for those pictures.
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damisses:
i cant wait too 
acerbius:
So it was the trip home after the last show on the last tour I did.
Half of the band and crew decided to fly back, so the rear lounge was empty. It became the "party" lounge.
Man oh man, I have never smoked so much weed within 14 hours ever before. It was a good time! I got off that bus and couldn't even think anything beyond "I need bed"
Half of the band and crew decided to fly back, so the rear lounge was empty. It became the "party" lounge.
Man oh man, I have never smoked so much weed within 14 hours ever before. It was a good time! I got off that bus and couldn't even think anything beyond "I need bed"
Nixon will be away from her desk for the next few days on top-secret SG business. Which will mostly involve getting drunk with Fractal. She will be back in time for Prom, so please leave a message.
In the meantime, please feel free to comb the new Manson video for a few frames of her blurred-out boobs, and a nice shot of Vanessa's....
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In the meantime, please feel free to comb the new Manson video for a few frames of her blurred-out boobs, and a nice shot of Vanessa's....
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bean:
It was a pleasure finally officially meeting you tonight for reals.
lizzi:
It was great meeting you last week! I had a blast!
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__anna__:
i love the banner and you.... 
zetamale:
That's just fantastic!
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j24u:
It clearly says "Daddy never hugged me and mommy was always too busy felating the pool boy to notice I was wasting my youth"...or something close to that at any rate
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deadsweetheart:
omg youd need a condom of steel to Do that :p
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lemonkid:
Is that George Washington's vagina dentata? I heard he had like 20 of those motherfucking things.
There is something so bizarre about the way the intarweb interracts with one's personal life. The nasty job of going through various profiles and altering them to reflect fights or breakups, for example. The weird "favourite friends" reality, and how depressing it is to change those. The horror of the Myspace dump. The fact that I recently and with all seriousness was involved in a...
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deusexmachina:
Man, after reading this blog I am so happy that I have been lax in my LJ, and Facebook profiles. I always feel like I should be more thorough in doing my online profile stuff, but I never seem be in the mood. Now I am super, super glad.
jonnytrrrash7:
fortunately i've remained intraweb drama free.
that's crazy about that ramp.
that's crazy about that ramp.
PS - Can you get your own back by trademarking the catchphrase '...you famous!' ?
LOL