This was posted in SoPhast's journal and I had to repost it because I thought it was one of the best ideas... I too would like to resign, who do I give this to?
THIS IS MY ADULT RESIGNATION:
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a six-year old again.... Read More
Thank you for your memo dated 3/17/07. However, we are exercising our right to respectfully decline your resignation and reassign you to a position more becoming of your recent change in attitude. From now on, you will be expected (but not instructed) to work longer hours for shorter pay, wear standard uniform attire and accompanying name tag, abide by more rules and endure harsher treatment with less appreciation and / or acknowledgement of your efforts.
Your office will be smaller with no windows, anticeptic lighting, and no ambient sound. There will be no acceptance of foul play, horsing around, shenanigans, tomfoolery, flim-flam, or goofing off. In addition to bearing responsibility for your car keys, checkbook, and bills, please accept this day-planner, pocket protector and pens, quick reference list of employee phone numbers, A/C adaptor, remote control, maps, CD-Roms, file folders, and list of preferred coffee drinks among your colleagues. You will be responsible for all the above-mentioned items and penalized should any of them fall into the wrong hands.
Now get back to work!
-The Management
ps - Please report to jaytan's office for a mandatory screening of "The Calimari Wrestler," and bring your colleagues MorningStar and Pam with you.
out of work today. The other days I was sick with food poisoning were my day off with the husband and days I usually work at home. But today I had a full schedule at the tattoo shop... unfortunately my guts still won't let me leave the house, none the less drive an hour into work and work a 12 hour shift... I am so... Read More
That makes sense. I'd be down for the small group classes if you'd like. I dunno what your schedule is like, but I'm free Tues & Weds nights, also all day Sunday. Also I'm going out of town next week, but I'll be back on the 26th, so I could start that week or the week after?
I know I keep whining about being sick... but it has been 3 weeks and now it's getting worse again
In other news I think I need Mahjon for retards because I can't seem to get it. I went to a site to play it but I was way confused. And every other place on the web that has mahjonn its really just the tile... Read More
this was sent to me by a friend and I thought I'd share it with Ya'll
The Station
Tucked away in our subconscious is an idyllic vision. We see ourselves on a long trip that spans the continent. We are traveling by train. Out the windows we drink in the passing scenes of cars on nearby highways, of children waving at a crossing, of cattle... Read More
The last 3 days I have been slammed at work. Great for my wallet but now I have no enegry to paint today. Funny but when you work from your home, you never feel like you have time off. I always feel guilty about being lazy around the house. Like I should be doing something the whole time I'm awake.
so i told about 8o different people about you and your awsome tattooness over the past few days! you rock! i am thinking september i will get my geisha, if that works for you...
i also have been uber busy as of late... summer quarter started again in school and i am in a whole new major and i fully can't sketch the human figure to save my life..
do you like nintendo DS? i was thinking of asking for one for my birthday? (yeah i am eternally 7)
I hear you about meeting your goals in LA and then moving on. That's definitely the impression I get from the city, although over time I have grown to like it quite a bit. I guess that all comes down to finding your people though and avoiding the bullshit. It's a mantra I repeat ad nauseum.
Eventually I think I'd like to be bicoastal. I think that would work out swimmingly for me
For once on a Saturday I wasn't too tire to go out last night. So MornignStar and I went to Bar Sinister. I forgot how much i like it there. A nice diverse crowd and I got to dance, man I really miss dancing. I makes me feel so alive. In my early 20's I would go out dancing at least 3 nights a week... Read More
ive been wanting to go out dancing for so long. I miss my 20's and going out dancing every weekend, we might have to join yall out there one night after SexyBeast is feeling better.
My day started off a bit strange.. I drank some milk that was going much faster than it smelled and I got sick, so no zoo early on and later in the day is too warm for me to take my walk, maybe tomorrow.
Once my belly settled down I went to Trader Joes to get groceries. And I got ID'd for wine!!! It may... Read More
The last ten times I've gone to buy alcohol, I haven't been carded (at a few different locations too)... but then when I've gone to buy cigarrettes, I've been carded. Wierd how some stores function.
No zoo today, too hot already for me and I have way too much to do.
My point of being out here in LA is to promote and get my art carreer going. Funny years ago I was dying to be booked up a couple weeks ahead and I wanted to do backpieces and sleeves. I'm in a great shop and every thing is where... Read More
I'm at work right now. I had a late cancellation so I'm taking a well needed break. I'm feeling crappy today too which sucks because I have to work a 12 hour shift.
I know, I have a cool job. I just feel crappy today and want to be in bed.
enough whining, I'm gonna go look at naked girls, they always cheer me up.
insomnia again.. only slept 6 hours last night... But I am wide awake. Maybe I'll try to nap later.
I was up very early and again was at the zoo for the opening.. I was the first guest in today and what a lovely day at the zoo it was. I saw more zoo keepers working with the animals and even got to talk to... Read More
Great to see you both last night. The zoo thing sounds fun. I've been walking alot, trying to lose some weight and all that stuff, however walking where there's actually things to see seem a lot cooler.
That second one is friggin SO cool.
I think it's settled. I'm coming to see you to get my skull (in day of the dead style). Wish I had seen this post earlier. I didn't do shit tonight
Hope it went well!