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Buy in.

This is where they raise the price per case so customers will buy 3x what they normally do so they can meet quarterly goals.

What this means to me.

I work. I sleep. It happens for a week and I nearly die by the last day.

I had a cool meeting with my Senator today. I will finish my story and tell all...
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siiix:
Boo on the bowties! I don't have any loyalty to any brand, actually, but I've had terrible luck with Chevy's. My first and best car was a 73 Mustang with an inline 6. Never had any problems with it.
siiix:
Admittedly, Ford trucks have some problems, specifically the rear leaf spring mounts. Everyone of them rusts out. It's so bad, Ford dealers keep replacements in stock. I don't know if they've fixed this problem in recent models, though.
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these...
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melika:
maybe i could sneak some monkeys in....
(in my PANTS!!!) LOL
dunno, that's just what we call ourselves, here.
we're pretty lucky. no wars ever fought on our soil, welfare and hospital service easily availabel for all, voting is compulsory, good food and wine at cheap prices..etc, etc....
frantic:
good point.
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So what were they thinking?
I think they were upest at their government.
I think the revolution is about to begin.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among...
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blackwing149984:
NO problem wink ...damn if only that wink was a little gayer
mistressvamp:
Fucking awsome you are!
*points up at song*
kiss
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Jaded Fucker Pt.2

Later, that is the point where we both decided we were offically "dating". Hell we didn't even tell people we knew at the time. By that time I had started chatting online. I used the nick Adque on every chat program I had my hands on except Yahoo. So e bastard took it. Anyway. It wasnt that we were keeping some sordid...
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melika:
i just happened to be checking my friends bookmarks, and you popped to the top of list biggrin
hmmm, shame it didn't end well, but they can't all, can they? i gather she was mean in the breaking? girls can be little fucks sometimes. (not always in the good way) wink
melika:
oh, that's just awful!
fucking cunt of a woman.



sorry.

but she is.

do you have a pic of the armor you wore?
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Why am I such a jaded fuck?

I am glad you asked.

Let's just go with my most recent girlfriend for example.

I met Julia at a party. My friends were all using IRC to chat while at work and heard about a Halloween party in town. They wanted me to go along because they know how I get when I am drunk.

So, I...
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melika:
now i want the next installement!!!
gimme gimme gimme biggrin
melika:
not much mayhem today. shagging, long long long walk to fucking no-where, lunch (nachos!) and beers, home and nap on the couch, now SGing... biggrin
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Oh my sweet revenge
Will be yours
for the taking
It's in the making,
baby
a-a-a-a-h
My sweet revenge
Will be yours
for the taking
It's in the making,
baby

OK so I started with a song quote. But it is the song I listened to 3 times on the way home. I call this entry.

Joe I Have My Final Revenge on Thee

Ed...
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melika:
what DO you do for a living? and why would that make her dump you? surreal
melika:
ok, so you a 'labourer' instead of 'white collar' . give a fuck! stoopid girl. doesn't she realise that means you woulda come home all dirty and greasy and filthy and yummy, and *drools*... sorry, wet my keyboard there for a sec... biggrin
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Be ye ready fer all o' this?

Today be th' tide ye get t' tell sea dogs an' land lubbers who yer favorite shipmate be!

Today at work I be in one o' th' coolers an' a bat flew by me! I knew exactly what sea dogs an' land lubbers else would be havin' done t' th' poor guy. They would be havin' killed th'...
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violetred:
pretty hot, for the antichrist
_gone_:
aaaarg matey

that is all ARRR!!!
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2 pots of coffee and a pack of smokes later, I defeated this wireless network monkey on my back.

THank you to : Vauxhall, alienz, vehemence and lickmyink. the entertainment provided in the question game thread kept me semi - sane.

heh - i said semi.

anyway sorry i wasnt around all weekend folks but now i can sit nekkid in my bed and post/chat...
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linkismyhero:
Rock! Cheers for that smile
_gone_:
yeah it was fun watchin vehemence get bent wink
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Just before I lost my job with Tmobile I was standing in line at Walmart. All I had was batteries. I needed them for my keyboard smartass.

Anywho, I am standing there it is 2 am. It is me 2 clerks and about 5 customers. The person in line was complaining to the clerk. You see she had bought something and wanted to return it....
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mistressvamp:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....thanks for making me almost fall off my chair. biggrin kiss
blackwing149984:
ROFL!
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Never ask someone a question you are not willing to hear the wrong answer to. If you go around asking people if your ass looks big in those jeans someone will say yes.

Everyone at work decided they were going to Ed's house to party tonight. Ed turned to me and asked if I was going to come. I said no.

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vaux:
YOU. FUCKING. ROCK. THE. SHIZNIT.
Nobody here has the album except for me. The stupid thing is on import, and everybody thought they were dead. For not only knowing who they are but for also (possibly) owning the DVD that comes with "Monolithic, Baby!", you get an 'A++ and 50 gold stars!' (- Jack Black)

No, seriously though. You totally fucking rule, and that line was exactly why I felt so fuckin' Wyndorfinated.

[Edited on Sep 17, 2005 1:39AM]
vaux:
Bet you pounds to pesos that it's the same reason that there are none of those kindsa girls in Toronto *sigh*.

Or I hven't been going to the right places. Either way, I'm livin' wrong.
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Some people sit around waiting for something to happen. Others go out and make it happen. Some people do everything to please others in their life. I am not one of these people.

Today at work I insulted the hell out of a guy. Some background on my workplace first. There are 10 of us on my shift. Out of that 10, 8 of us...
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frantic:
sounds good and er whats ya email?

also love the fantasy. HOoray for boobies..........
lokischild:
good for you! i haven't gone off like that on someone in so long....and sometimes i just really really really want to....like today in class when i had to read someone's discussion post and they were trying to sound smart but all they were doing was regurgitating what they read and failing to form their own opinion....and the best part is that the post was about how people who drop out of high school just cruise around being useless....and he SPELLED EVERYTHING WRONG.....EVERYTHING!!! mad i wanted to get up and be like "who wrote this? obviously high school didn't do anything for you since you apparently don't even know the english language! so shut your fat trap!" but i didn't...... biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO
p.s. thats all