How is it that I've never seen this before?
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kriss:
HEY BABY!!!!
Dear People who make turns in dark-ish parking lots in heavy rain at 30 miles an hour and miss shattering my legs by two inches and don't even notice until you catch me waving my arms and cursing at you in your rear view mirror,
Suck my god damned dick.
-Michael
Suck my god damned dick.
-Michael
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toothpickmoe:
Fair enough. Do they have to be in the driver's seat when they do it?
vittore:
But they probably have some sort of contractable disease..
but that's where the dental dam comes in, I suppose.
but that's where the dental dam comes in, I suppose.
Unexpected week off!
Not so great actually. We don't have any real work scheduled for next week, and since we already had next Thursday and Friday off, my boss asked me to use vacation days and take off the rest of the week. The time off is nice, but I am going to be laid off for the winter in a couple of weeks anyhow,...
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Not so great actually. We don't have any real work scheduled for next week, and since we already had next Thursday and Friday off, my boss asked me to use vacation days and take off the rest of the week. The time off is nice, but I am going to be laid off for the winter in a couple of weeks anyhow,...
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toothpickmoe:
That seriously gave me the heebie-jeebies after I wrote it.
mistersatan:
That's just the way the world works.
Blah.
toothpickmoe:
Merf.
morgan:
Thank you 
I just realized that I wrote a date that doesn't exist on all of my work orders today. Damn it.
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toothpickmoe:
Shark laser basketball, actually.
_biblia_:
fact: when asked, i say my anniversary is smarch 33rd.
that time machine quip was pretty great. i'm filing that in my witty bank.
jump rings are the pieces of jewelry that usually connect a pendant to a necklace. but i'm making a bracelet and choker out of hundreds of interconnected ones.
it makes my eyes hurt.
that time machine quip was pretty great. i'm filing that in my witty bank.
jump rings are the pieces of jewelry that usually connect a pendant to a necklace. but i'm making a bracelet and choker out of hundreds of interconnected ones.
it makes my eyes hurt.
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morgan:
Yeah, me neither. I mean, on one hand I could see how it could be funny, but on the other hand..it's probably going to give a lot of people the wrong idea about that disorder.
Tired again.
But it's cool, because I changed my own break pads and the end result wasn't a firey death. Fixing shit always makes me think i am awesome. So does saving all that money. I should try to get into a line of work where I get to fix stuff. I enjoy that sort of problem solving. Except with software problems for some reason....
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But it's cool, because I changed my own break pads and the end result wasn't a firey death. Fixing shit always makes me think i am awesome. So does saving all that money. I should try to get into a line of work where I get to fix stuff. I enjoy that sort of problem solving. Except with software problems for some reason....
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morgan:
Well done, sir! 
jewcy:
congratulations on your experience points!
also, listen to beirut.
also, listen to beirut.
Why did I wait so long to watch the new Dr. Who series?
God damn it.
oubliette:
Poor Stitchy. Hugs for you.
I love Pes' videos.