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Sometimes, a day goes by very quickly, but in a terrible way. LIke, every time you look at a clock it feels like an hour has disappeared somehow. But at the same time, at the end of the day, the morning seems like it was a week ago. I don't like feeling exhausted but feeling like I got basically nothing done at work, and still...
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ladyexxa:
o good, me too. welcome to the maaaaaaaaaaaaaagical kindom of being my friend!

I'll make you a cake-mix milkshake. But instead of milk, we'll use water. ok?
ladyexxa:
No? An uncooked hotdog, then? Rolled in lime jello powder.
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So tired. I don't know why, since unlike in the past we aren't shorthanded at work right now, but the hours have been particularly bad for the past few weeks. There should be a law against 70+ hour weeks. Especially for something as unimportant and basically meaningless as the pool business.

At least I am off the hook for training new idiots for the time...
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kaikai:
Lets go to the zoo this summer. I'm serious.
morgan:
Exactly!

I once read an article about SG written by an anti-porn feminist. She bothered to quote actual SGs, but whenever an SG said anything positive about the site or nude modeling, she'd word it this way "SG Joe Schmoe CLAIMS she joined the site because she wanted to express her individuality and likes her boobs". As if all the SGs she interviewed were either lying to her or were deluded.

I wanted to point out to her how much her "claimed" wording sounded like someone saying that women who are raped are just "claiming" that something bad happened to them.
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I finally got my baby back. I am so relieved. I just needed a new distributer cap, which I probably could do myself except the bolts holding it on were horribly rusted. Luckily my mechanic was able to get the cap off and the bolts out without breaking any of the bolts off. And he let me pass inspection even though my muffler is only...
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mistersatan:
Eat shit, I earned this.
mistersatan:
I don't care anymore. I'm tired of being poor.
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Well, I started back at work on Monday. Terribly exciting.
It only took two days to be reminded how much I hate having to fix other people's fuck ups. A job that should have taken an hour or two wound up taking about 8 because of some jerk or another. At least I get paid by the hour. whatever
_biblia_:
hey you. we aren't even friends. i'm not sure why.

any more thought to the world of librarianship?
doll_:
love.
j00.
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devilsreject:
balloon = birthday = me being a lurker = me wishing you a happy birthday!
bill_the_cat:
In that case happy birthday. smile
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I really shouldn't watch the food network at 3 in the morning.

Why didn't anyone tell me that you could deep fry pickles?!
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jtemperance:
^^^
Seriously, asshole!

That said, you're summoned.
robotsatemyhair:
Hehe. Way.
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So, the herpes medicine commercial say that "over 70% of people with herpes said they got it when their partner didn't show signs of herpes". That means that almost 30% of people who have herpes got it because they fucked someone with herpes sores on their junk. . .Who does that?

Also, I keep seeing this commercial. For these pads. They stick on to the...
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disastermagnet:
HOLY SHIT I've seen that! I seem to remember hilarious computer graphics depicting horrible evil being pulled out of a human body into ridiculous cotton pads. But then, I don't remember it very clearly; I was pretty drunk at the time, I was SURE I was making it up. But now I know it's real, and I shall never again sleep soundly. *shudder*
disastermagnet:
Indeed.
Say, is it my imagination, or has this site gotten much, much less friendly?
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God, I forgot how boring unemployment is, and how useless not doing anything all day makes me feel.
Maybe I actually will look for some work, at least part time, instead of just pretending like I will this year.
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prockgirlscout:
Oh my God, you are such a faker.
prockgirlscout:
I'm hiring again, BTW. Seriously.
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I've been cleaning pools for four years now. In that time I have some how managed to never fall into one.
Today was probably, with the crazy ass wind taken into account, the coldest day I have worked this job. And I fucking fell in a damned pool. I still can't find my testicles.
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toothpickmoe:
Good times. Find any keys or anything else up in there?
jewcy:
ahahhahahahahahHAhahahahahahahaahahhahahaa.


ahahahhahhaa, you fell in a pool!

ahahahahhahahahahhahah! what kind of troglodyte falls in a pool?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.