Thursday Jun 10, 2004

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You know that thing? It's up in the sky? Bright, rather warm? I hate that fucking thing. I am not genetically suited for sunlight, or temperatures above 70 degrees. I'm going all nuts. The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.
ironbhr:
harken what is the ball of fire in the sky? are the gods displeased? what shall we do? bring forth the virgin for sacrifice! fuck this humidity! skull
porcelainheart:
summer calls for giant sombreros to be worn. the huge, novelty ones that are about 100-feet tall.

Monday Jun 07, 2004

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So there is the crack head right? She tends to hang around this one area off of the main road that runs through my area of the island. Mainly in the parking lot of a pizza place (awesome pizza), and a bagel sandwich place (great sammiches) see. And a week or two ago, she asks me for two dollars. So I pull out my wallet,...
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porcelainheart:
the more you know.. *cue NBC chimes and star shooting across screen*

you should get that chick a package of those wax lips that usually pop up around halloween time. at least then you wouldn't have to look at her snaggletooth.
ironbhr:
get some pliars and make the offer yourself...might make her leave you alone skull

Sunday Jun 06, 2004

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God damn it. I love the Mach 3 razor. But eighteen dollars for 8 blades (well, 24 if you count each as 3)? Madness. What, is my last name Rockerfeller? (It isn't).
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porcelainheart:
i don't know why the hell razorblades are so expensive. but i refuse to use disposables.

$20 for a 7-pack of blades for the razor i use (venus divine).
porcelainheart:
or you can just wax.

Saturday Jun 05, 2004

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I did something terrible yesterday. I went to starbucks. . .I've only been to one twice before, and not in years and years. I'm not completely against big companies, though mostly I am. But Starbucks just irks me. Maybe its their stupid cup sizes, or maybe their horrific business practices. But when you get down to it, their coffee is a hell of a lot...
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porcelainheart:
i get cranky when i don't eat. i can see where you're coming from.

and that donkey's asshole is pretty nasty. from what i've heard, anyway.

Wednesday Jun 02, 2004

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Heheh, cable modem=me going blind. Also, hairy palms.
porcelainheart:
lightning-fast porn, meet steppy.
user02840824:
Wow, if I could write my porn that fast, I wouldn't have writer's block! biggrin wink
You're absolutely right, of course, definately need more lasers. My ex-husband even did a cartoon of that one time; a take-off of Home Improvement, with my w/c shooting lasers at steps, narrow doorways, and illegally parked cars, but it still needed "MORE POWER!" wink biggrin
I am feeling a bit better now. Thank you for the kind words!
Lacey420
kiss kiss kiss

Saturday May 29, 2004

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Sometimes, living out here is too surreal. I cleaned Billy Squire's pool the other day. What the fuck. . .I thought he was dead.

Friday May 28, 2004

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Urk. There are like 90 pool companies around here. I had to go and work for the single one that actually still cleans pools in the rain. What the hell? I've never been so wet. I would have been drier at the bottom of the pool I think. Whatever. I'm trying really hard not to be whiny and shit. But today sucked some ass. I...
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Tuesday May 25, 2004

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I get off for memorial day. That is so fucking awesome. In all my years of working, I have been required to work on memorial day, because it is one of the busiest days of the year around here. But since I clean pools, and people want to USE their pools on that day, we are closed. I don't get paid for it though, that...
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Sunday May 23, 2004

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Ach. Ich bin mde. blackeyed

Friday May 21, 2004

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I am so sick of vacuuming dead worms up from peoples pools. You wouldn't believe the amount of worms. God damn. And the SMELL! Oh fuck it smells. Why do worms have to be so damn dumb?
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