After being tagged by Zooxanthelle (trying saying that with a lisp 
) Here are 20 random facts about the Jenster
1. I got so drunk on my 17th birthday, I fell, broke my tailbone (I can't spell coccyxxx) and woke up upside down on the bathroom floor. I couldn't walk for 10 days
2. I give the best back and feet rubs in the world...
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) Here are 20 random facts about the Jenster
1. I got so drunk on my 17th birthday, I fell, broke my tailbone (I can't spell coccyxxx) and woke up upside down on the bathroom floor. I couldn't walk for 10 days
2. I give the best back and feet rubs in the world...
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Yay finally have new photos for your perusal! (yOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT SPONGEBOOOB!!)
Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy .
Went out on my lunch break, still in my costume and...
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(yOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT SPONGEBOOOB!!)
Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy
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Went out on my lunch break, still in my costume and...
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zooxanthelle:
Also: "Tagged" twenty Facts from you now please miss MooJ
pattymayonaise:
dont eat your ears!!! you need ears!!
My Pulp Fiction poster fell on my head last night while I was asleep and I nearly sewed over my hand in uni today, strange things are afoot in Mooj land!
I want to dress up as bird flu for Halloween
I want to dress up as bird flu for Halloween
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corkscrew:
Only one soundtrack, for the Josie & the Pussycats movie.
I figure if I can just get it past my shoulder I'll be satisfied. I had looong hair until I was about 18 then I got sick of it (I have really thin hair) and I was really happy with it being short, but for some reason now I feel like it's disproportionate to the rest of my body. Weird.
What exactly does the bird flu look like?
I figure if I can just get it past my shoulder I'll be satisfied. I had looong hair until I was about 18 then I got sick of it (I have really thin hair) and I was really happy with it being short, but for some reason now I feel like it's disproportionate to the rest of my body. Weird.
What exactly does the bird flu look like?
elysia:
Do it ... you could dress up one half of your body in a chicken outfit, and the other half as some kind of single celled organism. Get a friend to tag along dressed as a microscope.
..... No really - everyone will get it - HONEST!
..... No really - everyone will get it - HONEST!
God I feel old!Being 20 sucks ass!
Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do...
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Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do...
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elysia:
Exacerbate - what a good word. I've been prone to using 'amalgamate' a lot this week. To the point where it gets annoying because after i've said it i'll shout "triple word score" (which it probably isn't) but i know it annoys the hell outta my best friend! 
Maybe the guy in Opium just actually wants to be a pair of tights? I often wish i was a handbag. As for Bill Hicks being goat boy ..... well .... the less said the better
Maybe the guy in Opium just actually wants to be a pair of tights? I often wish i was a handbag. As for Bill Hicks being goat boy ..... well .... the less said the better
It's my birthday and I'll start drinking when I want to!!!!!!!!!!!
tra la la!Oh dear am slightly drunk and have a 4 hour lecture at 1. For my birthday I got a bottle of Jim Beam, my phone bill and an invitation to my sisters wedding, woopdidoo!! I think I shall spend the day mourning the loss osf my teenage years, the only excuses I...
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tra la la!Oh dear am slightly drunk and have a 4 hour lecture at 1. For my birthday I got a bottle of Jim Beam, my phone bill and an invitation to my sisters wedding, woopdidoo!! I think I shall spend the day mourning the loss osf my teenage years, the only excuses I...
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pattymayonaise:
OOhhhh happy birthday for yesterday!!! Drinking in the daytime is good... but sometimes bad!! Hotpants sound good tho... even if it is a bit chilly!! 
Ps I'm liking the haybales idea!!!
Ps I'm liking the haybales idea!!!
elysia:
A really late Happy Birthday! You're probably still out celebrating so i may just manage to get away with it!
Bleurgh! Just moved back to Galashitfuckshiels for uni. Probably the smallest and most boring town in Scotland. Did however get to meet Ainsley of Fame Academy fame yesterday as he was playing at my fresher's week! It made the move all worthwhile! Only ten people showed up and they were actually there to see The Big Hand , WHO RULE! And also have a very...
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soulfly:
Hey, lucky you. I , along with the rest of the SGScot peeps saw G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-Gates on saturday night. Woo-frickin-hoo.
Just googled Flange clamp
"Flange Clamp The Mac-Seal flange clamp is designed to support leaking ring ......."
How old am I????
Just googled Flange clamp
"Flange Clamp The Mac-Seal flange clamp is designed to support leaking ring ......."
How old am I????
pattymayonaise:
AAAAAA mazzzzing!! I love fischerspooner the make me happy!!
I fixed my computer.... but but for how long???
I fixed my computer.... but but for how long???
Tecnology hates me! computer went on strike, so sorry for lack of updates.
Also I may be turning senile, I spent half an hour on the phone today trying to renew my credit card only to realise I dont actually have a credit card, IT'S A DEBIT CARD!
I may be turning into one of those dumb blondes who leave their keys in the fridge,...
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Also I may be turning senile, I spent half an hour on the phone today trying to renew my credit card only to realise I dont actually have a credit card, IT'S A DEBIT CARD!
I may be turning into one of those dumb blondes who leave their keys in the fridge,...
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its_matt:
no ska nudity this time, but they did talk very camply. but i think thats normal...
Oh dear god, I have been hungover for four days now. Finally handed in my essay, hence the jim-beam-a-thon.
Oh yeah, if a guy calls you a dirty little bitch, is it wrong to take it as a compliment?
Oh yeah, if a guy calls you a dirty little bitch, is it wrong to take it as a compliment?
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its_matt:
some information you coming out with tonight, first you say someone called you a dirty little bitch now you are saying your easy...
its_matt:
oh go ahead with the details we can share in the intrigue and excitement of social interaction, maybe i can tell you stories of my lameness... 
Today I fell over in the middle of the street, it was fun.
Hi there I'm retarded, could someone teach me how to walk in a straight line?
Jimmy Carr came into my shop today too, I thought Debby Harry walked in as well at one point, nearly wet myself I was so excited. It wasn't and I didn't.
Hi there I'm retarded, could someone teach me how to walk in a straight line?
Jimmy Carr came into my shop today too, I thought Debby Harry walked in as well at one point, nearly wet myself I was so excited. It wasn't and I didn't.
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charley:
Nooooooo, Scottish people are Scottish and in the possession of the best accent in the world period. God I love Scotland, I need to get my arse back up there.
Love Devandra
Love Devandra
zerotolera:
thanks for the info, im actually going to be in London,Cornwall, leeds and maybe blackburn
mooj:
random
My first entry hurrah!
I'd like to say thanx to the Suicide Girl who danced her ass off at Cabaret Voltaire last week, your guts and confidence inspired me to sign up, you came into my shop today but I didn't get a chance to tell you how much you rock!
I'm also currently trying to perfect my procrastination skills so I don't have to...
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I'd like to say thanx to the Suicide Girl who danced her ass off at Cabaret Voltaire last week, your guts and confidence inspired me to sign up, you came into my shop today but I didn't get a chance to tell you how much you rock!
I'm also currently trying to perfect my procrastination skills so I don't have to...
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zerotolera:
Welcome to Sg. How are things in the U.K. I'm going to be out there in Dec and I was just wondering if you know any cool Rockn'Roll clubs or dive bars I should hit.
its_matt:
my favourite track on there is 'the shower scene' i likes me the lyrics on there.
and well done on quoting anchorman, you are one of the worlds population who goes up in my estimations for seeing the best film everrrrrrrrrrrrr
and well done on quoting anchorman, you are one of the worlds population who goes up in my estimations for seeing the best film everrrrrrrrrrrrr
Although it'd be pretty fuckin cool if it did
I spent a while in the UK, Nottingham it was. My friend rode horses but wouldn't let me so I rode my bike alongside. She was rude and red and probably the best woman on the face of the earth.