monsvalentine

you send a message in your beedy stare. and everyone starts running. brooklyn is burning. and by your side, we're dancing.

is this funny? dumb? what? i can't decide. (place your icon on his nose.)

now i know where i want to spend my vacations: visiting the otherworld where jenny lewis' voice lives. i actually like the new rilo kiley. the indie rock ladies (jenny,...
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you buy me a soda. you buy me a soda. and try to molest me in the parking lot.

behold. the trailer for wes anderson's new film, the life aquatic.

the olympics. good stuff. that tall skinny female russian gymnasty needs to eat a few biscuits. freal.

i'm telling youze, i coulda been a contendah.

while i can completely understand the reason that our...
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corytx: hey surfbetty, what's happenin'?
surfbetty: oh, i don't know.
corytx: well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
surfbetty: uh, yeah, i think i'm goin' down to the shore.
corytx: whatcha gonna do down there?
surfbetty: uh, i don't know, play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts.
surfbetty: hey, don't forget to get your motley...
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i read where the ny times was asking if video games were racist? uhm, yo. video games are inanimate objects. just thought you'd want to know.

people... i usually try not to judge... but your von dutch trucker hats... tired.

usually.

i'm enjoying watching the olympics. good stuff. i can't believe i have never played badminton. i could have been a contendah.

i need help...
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woke up. still thought garden state was pretty damn good. and i didn't realize zach braff also wrote and directed it. impressive.

i have a story that this film made me think of. when i was at universal, i tried signing the shins. but the suits told me they would never make it. i argued that new slang was one of the best songs...
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just saw garden state. good fucking film. now come over. bring your permission slip. you can dance. if you want to. you can leave your friends behind.

bad and bold, you can't get with this. those that tried, you're on my hit list.

charlie brown. what a blockhead. money says, this halloween the following will happen: charlie brown (geek) gets only a bag of rocks. lucy (female geek) picks on charlie crown to ease personal insecurities. linus (spiritual soul) hangs out all night again, waiting on the great pumpkin. sally (future groupie...
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i fucking love this band like a mother fucker. austin to the bone.

*cues frank black's los angeles*

gwen left me a message. she is pondering a jump to southern california. she wanted some advice on the matter. which got me to thinking. while i dearly miss los angeles, i just had to get the fuck out of there. so i'm not quite sure...
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put the potato on the barrel so nobody hear it. yes, i live in dallas. used to live in los angeles. and chicago. the tunes. the flicks. the minutae. the snark. snap to it.

it's fucking way hot here in texas. makes me miss california. i hate it. it's swimmin hole time. lake time. sno-cone time. tall boy time. wait a minute, maybe it ain't...
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how come we choose from just two people to run for president of our country, yet fifty for miss america?

why is it that children can't read a bible in school, but they can in prison?

thursday update: like i'm not about to roll out to my niece's birthday party at chuck e cheese. she's now four. holla back with your jealous self.

sunday update:...
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