mk700c

What good times have been had lately.

Kira has been hangin' around and we've painted Ann Arbor a variety of colors, although I doubt any of them were red.

Grocery shopping was a gas, and getting coffee, and a sandwich was akin to streaking the superbowl with my hair aflame.

Yes, these are wild time... but good times. Do not fear for me.

-mk

As I get bombarded by email viruses every day, I think, "wouldn't it suck to have a PC that they were actually written for?" My little glowing apple couldn't care less about these strange file extensions.

I'm so glad that those trying to steal passwords or financial information have a loose grasp on the English language at best.

Citi Bank sends me an email that...
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saturn is going to take pictures of my chest with a smiley face on it. I'm still not sure why, but I've learned not to question those with a camera and a MR. Shapie.

kira will then join us for a midnight showing of Starsky and Hutch. Owen W. and Ben S. can't do much wrong in my eyes, and if the rumors are true...
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Zip-----gone again for the weekend. Grand Rapids it is, for some fating my meet. Last night was full of nothing that we had planned, but everything that we like; you know, like doin' it 'n' shit yo.

You should answer me this...

Which is your favorite muppet, and why?

-mk

Sitting here, dripping wet waiting for a little rocker to come take me out; the Triplets of Belleville is on tap for tonight...

I have to write a column now... Subjects please? It's do or die, my last two merited lining the cage of a parrot who only speaks esparanto and listens to Hall and Oats.

So get with the inspring already, I only have...
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What a week it's been...

I've been having a lovely time with you (cryptic yes?) and look forward to continued lovliness and perhaps some squishiness.

Life moves fast, especially in the Spring. Balancing my time may prove extremely difficult in the coming weeks and it seems like it just got harder.... in a very good way.

Smooches, and keep your minds on those birthday presents;...
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Today was beautiful, all day long. I got on my bike with shorts and short sleeves for the first time since Spain... ten minutes later I could have swore I heard an ominous melody as the clouds blocked out the sun, and the snow began to fall. This was not a funny joke har har; not so much. I was 30 miles away from home,...
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Weekends are for riding hard, and some of it on bikes.

A new friend came to town and we had a lovely time. Seems like we're nearly old friends arleady, and certainly acting like it.... don't call me whore... whore

I do enjoy so much the rare person who dosen't take things so seriously. To me, sex shouldn't be so stuffy... the confidence and security...
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I'm always so hungry in the morning, chocolate crossaints and coffee will be mine as soon as the bakery opens (it's across the street, you wish you were me).

A note to those who would care: strength of character is the surest way to my respect and admiration. Last night someone was majorly disappointing, what a waste.

Tell me of your big deal. I don't...
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"hi mom I shows my ass on the interent"
----but I still like this one better----
"I warsh myself with a raaaag on a stiyick"
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I think maybe my ass greetings gards are next... "when you care enough to send my ass, ass."

-mk

I was almost hit by a car today, again. This happens quite often, and here are some of my favorite quotes from the offending drivers...

"Get off the fucking road! I pay TAXES" (congratulations, um... so do I? Do you realize my bike costs more than your truck?)

"Nice shorts...FAGGOT! (yes, everyone who wears lycra enjoys cock, and lots of it. Also, you seem extremely...
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Driving all night is officially one of my favorite things to do. To watch the sun go down, and then have it come up and you're nearly 1000 miles away. Watching the patrons at the service stations slowly morph from late-night-partiers to early-morning-workers as the people with beer turn into the people with coffee.

Everytime I drive across it I realize how much I love...
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