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Well, lessee... should update this thing, although I really don't have a lot to say right at the moment... you know, it's funny- all damn day, I come up with witty and profound thoughts, and try to share them with as many people as I can... but I get on here, and I turn into a fuckin' MOE-RON. "Uhhh... girl pretty! me have lots of...
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ozymandias:
Not in MA, but I did go with my friend she could out dazzle anyone.
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well, let's see here... not too much happened today, just went to work, and dealt with crazy old bastards... lemme tell you about where I work- it's kinda interesting, in a sick sorta way...

okay, I work in a map store. yeah, we sell maps. yeah, I know it's weird. but, that's what I do. and let me tell you, baby- we get some STRANGE...
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ozymandias:
And the amp come on geek secrets please the whole rig details. I had a Aria pro 2 cat. Stolen out of my '78 Mercury Grand Marquis. Didn't take the amp to Heavey a Peavey TKO 65 Motha Fuckin Loud Baby! No FX Just Detuned Primal Madness and sublime sonics. If I did get a bass either have my friend build one or an old Upright.
mistersatan:
'fraid there's not much to tell, lately- it's just my deaner edge played through a tiny crate practice amp. when I want fuzz, I play through an old Bruno Wau Wau Fuzz (and yes, that's exactly how it's spelled on the side). it's not much, with me living in a garage and all, but it's mine... and it's enough to piss off the neighbors, you betcha.
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ugh... too damn early to post anything good on here, so if you're reading this, sorry, but you're in for some boredom... although, i will ask you this- what kind of wine goes with Capn' Crunch? Discuss.
emily:
Livingston Red Rose'=)
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Well, I suppose I should update this biotch after all the ruckus on the boards today...

I suppose I should start by offering an apology- my intention was never to offend anyone, or cause hurt feelings, and if I did, and you're reading this, I am sorry. The thing is, the whole subject hit a little too close to home. I'm not gonna get into...
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mistersatan:
actually, it's funny- I drive a saturn, just a midsize commuter car- but the previous owners had the presence of mind to put in a kickin' sound system... and when I roll up next to some young punks, spewing out Limp or Linkin Park, or whatever you whippersnappers are listening to these days, I always put on "Into the Void" as loud as I can stands it- it's a shame my car isn't taller, just so I can see how badly they wet theyselves...
pigs9488:
i wish i new what the fuck you guys are talking about
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I sat on the edge of the bed and smoked a cigarette in the dark. She laid behind me and opened the window, so we both could have one. Just your typical post-coitus American youth ritual smoke. I sat there, naked in the dark, and waited for her to speak.

See, the feeling had been growing for some time now- we were nearing the end...
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ozymandias:
Dear Mr. Satan,

You Rock giving those cretins a good internet caning. Have you tried free weights? I've had some interesting results both mentally and physically.It's transformative.

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well, i managed to survive a whole day without a cigarette... i REALLY want one, though... but on the same token, i don't want to let myself down... ugh...
mistersatan:
where my people at?
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I have decided that is it too goddamn early to be awake. CURSE YOU PART-TIME JOB!!!

(insert They Might Be Giant's "Minimum Wage")
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Jesus, that's better... wow, I can't believe I left that up for a whole fuckin' day... I must have balls that clank!

or I'm just a stupid moron.
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okay, this is probably gonna look even worse than yesterday's pic... don't say I didn't warn ya...

randall
mistersatan:
didja ever work on something for too long, and you don't realize how goddamn lame it is until you post it? well, I just did... ugh...
maxx:
I did too. I worked my ass off learning to make an animated GIF. I put it up and everyone was like "Maxx. That thing is stupid" and I quickly took it down.

My friend once edited a movie for months. Day in day out. Then it got shelved. Imagine how that feels.
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okay, maybe the pic's not at crappy as i thought- someone guessed what it was supposed to be... my quite, quite horrible homage to Tom Waits' "Frank's Wild Years".

btw, isn't my hair bitchin' in this photo?
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emily:
your hair DOES look bitchin'=)
mistersatan:
you know, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom... wink
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okay folks, i updated my photo (yet again), because someone gave me the cool idea of doing it like some of my favorite album covers. so, while i sat here and waited for my unenjoyment check to arrive in the post, i whipped this piece of crap together. it's my rather poor tribute to... nah, i'll let you guys guess. c'mon, take a guess- even...
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ozymandias:
Tom Waits? Frank's Wild Years?
mistersatan:
you got it oz- that's exactly the one.

is Tom Waits fuckin cool or what???
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okay kiddies, here's another piece of drivel- i have absolutely nothing on my mind, i should be doing something constructive, but here i am again... broke, stacks of bills surrounding me, and what am i doing? lookin' at pictures of naked chicks. life is good!