I think I'm getting sick- I'm tired, my lymph nodes are all swollen and painful, and I'm coughing up more crap than John Wayne in a cancer ward. Okay, that last comment was just wrong, but I still said it. And what's more, you read it! Now it's a permanent part of your brain! How does it feel?
Okay, that's the last time I drink...
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It is too goddamn cold in this garage- plain and simple.
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goatsgotohell:
I was just quoting my alter ego in my journal.
At least with you I know ahead of time you are going to belittle me on a daily basis.
None of this pretend to be nice stuff then all of a sudden turning into a total asshole for no reason.
Impersonation....and DANCE
At least with you I know ahead of time you are going to belittle me on a daily basis.
None of this pretend to be nice stuff then all of a sudden turning into a total asshole for no reason.
Impersonation....and DANCE
avanttard:
Maybe you need to have sex with an anonymous stranger? Remember the day when television characters trapped in the cold had no choice but to make wild, animalistic love to oneanother to fend off Jack Frost?
Despite the fact that they might both be married to other people, it was either do the deed or die. So it was with much trepadation that they'd fuck eachother's brains out. WHY DOESN'T THIS OCCUR ON TELEVISION ANYMORE?
Or maybe you could just hump your Ricky-O DVD.
Despite the fact that they might both be married to other people, it was either do the deed or die. So it was with much trepadation that they'd fuck eachother's brains out. WHY DOESN'T THIS OCCUR ON TELEVISION ANYMORE?
Or maybe you could just hump your Ricky-O DVD.
It's the middle of the afternoon, and I'm feeling better right now- went to school, went and begged for a job at ye olde shopping mall, and it's a bit warmer in the garage now. I am still kinda tired, though- I think I might just accidentally take a nap. Whoops!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
theoriginalsin:
Hey, quit drooling on the keyboard.
catculus:
I need a job.
Bah... it's morning here, and I feel all groggy and shit. I really don't want to go to class, but since the good ol' govmint's payin' for it, I suppose I have to... I just wish that I felt a little better in the mornings- I keep waking up in the middle of the night, and I don't know why, except to take a leak....
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joscelyne:
I didn't say anything you think I said!
Nice temperature, I hope you find some way to keep warm.
Nice temperature, I hope you find some way to keep warm.
goatsgotohell:
I got a job for you still if you ever decide you'll wear that french maid's outfit. =P
Well, it's the middle of the afternoon, and I'm at school right now, writing you good people this update on my palmpilot in the library. I'll load it onto my page when I get home, so if you're reading this, it's already a few hours old. Tre apocalyptic, no? Even in the present, the past tense refuses to die.
I just finished reading the new...
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I just finished reading the new...
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Yesterday I was driving home, and when I got off the freeway, I saw a guy sitting on the offramp with a dog and a sign- it said, "WHY LIE- I NEED DOG FOOD, A BURGER AND A BEER". Just then, a soccer mom in a giant SUV had pulled over to give this man a bag of dog food. When traffic finally started moving...
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oipthestampede:
Excuse me, but it can only be called a bad hair cut if you cut it 
.
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olivia:
some of us are assmonkeys, some of us are bonobos.
Okay, here goes...
I'm: SWM, midtwenties, full time college student, big, oafish, yet loveable, kinda geeky and kinda cool at the same time, but above all, charming, witty, fun, and a total gentleman.
I dig: Music, playing said music, writing said music, reading, geeking out sometimes, good movies, good conversation, being goofy, laughing, being slightly sinister in a Snidely Whiplash sort of way, cruising around...
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I'm: SWM, midtwenties, full time college student, big, oafish, yet loveable, kinda geeky and kinda cool at the same time, but above all, charming, witty, fun, and a total gentleman.
I dig: Music, playing said music, writing said music, reading, geeking out sometimes, good movies, good conversation, being goofy, laughing, being slightly sinister in a Snidely Whiplash sort of way, cruising around...
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drzaius_:
Hehe. Dude, this is the second time Ive started a joke thread and then to have people take it seriously.
avanttard:
/action humps your Ricky-O DVD
Sunday morning here again. Not much of anything happening, just recovering from last night- going out clubbing without taking a nap first takes it out of this old man. Don't really have a whole lot planned today- clean out the car, do laundry, and go to the local Borders and beg for a job. There is a cute girl who works there, though... the last...
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toreena:
"(thanks a lot anti-depressents)"
Chrsit, I know how that is.
Chrsit, I know how that is.
verifythis:
*LICK*
hahaha. I can't say love so i say Lick. Ahahaha. Whooomp!
-sarah
hahaha. I can't say love so i say Lick. Ahahaha. Whooomp!
-sarah
My last day at work... I'm here right now, helping creepy old fucks look for maps so they can know which clock tower will give them the best lines of sight... don't be surprised if I wind up on the news tonight, being interviewed about how one of my customers today went "postal"... bah!
If you feel like cheering up the class clown, feel free...
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If you feel like cheering up the class clown, feel free...
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catculus:
*giggle*
goatsgotohell:
*humps you like two horny monkeys fighting over a lubricated football* weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why the hell am I still awake?
emily:
because sleeping is for dorks.......
catculus:
because the sun hasn't come up yet?
Now I'm updating just for the sake of people posting on my page. So do yourself a favor and think of something witty. Go!!!
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theoriginalsin:
I'm adding you to my friends list because you're fun. So there.
goatsgotohell:
*daily recommended dose of humping*
and DANCE
and DANCE
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds...
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ozymandias:
Hal: mrsatan what are you doing?
rawr_ima_monster:
ooh, I'm Mr Satan..I change my profile picture like EVERY day...I'm so cooool.
-just kidding ,you knwo I love ya,
Dave
-just kidding ,you knwo I love ya,
Dave
-yay
Dave
Inoculation.....and SICK