missbernie

Life rarely occurs as one plans it; so live for the moment and stop worrying about the future

Guinness.... mmmmm... porkchop in a glass

See you Friday

I know enough about shivs to know you're about to get shanked. more to come...

i'd rather not, i just finished re-doing my whole house, that dog is kind of wild.

i love the new hair!!!

awww...how very billy jean of you... you know like the really old movie..eh...never mind. I guess G.I. Jane would be more up to date. Anyways it's coo, i would have waited until summer though, isn't it cold in your neck of the wood's right now. Could probably use all the hair you can get right now. You should dye it a crazy color too. Like red or blue, or will your work allow that? anyways see yah.

the coin purse is adorable! thank you!

and i don't want the bracelet to be too big. why don't you measure your wrist and i will fix it.

I have a question about cell phones.

Do they run a credit check, or can you set up a plan as easily as setting up a home phone line? I remember, back in the day, those with bad credit had to pay a $400 deposit. Do they still do that? I really want to get my own cell phone (I'm sharing my roommate's plan), but my credit score sucks.

Yowch. Thank you for the offer, but that's okay. I already know I won't pass it.

I'll just get pre-pay or something, or I'll check into the required deposit and see when I get it back and so on. Thanks!

I'm never busy... I'm always in town... what do you mean!?! Just kidding. Its only going to get worse...

Hey...you're a beautiful woman and I want to tell you that the picture of you at your birthday party where your underwear is visible above your jeans is awesomly hot!
You wear great underwear!

Yeah, picture caller ID fucking rocks. I love new phones.

I will send you full documentation once we have it all typed up, but the basics of it is that we supoort the american publics violent, isolationist, religous, homophobic nature and redirect it to exploring, colonizing, and mining the solar system(thus stellarists). To do this we tell them that God wants us to explore and colonize space(go forth and prosper) That if you get the resources in space we will never need to be friends with anyother country again because we will have all the resources of america and the solar system(which is way more then earth) If any country tries to stop us we will bring down the rightous wrath of god down upon them for trying to stop his will, and we will never export jobs because all of the jobs will be constrution jobs either in space or on the earth. I mean what else are we going to do with all the resources of space? That is the basic gest of it.

i slept for 18 hours last night. i think i have mono. that or i'm just really bored.

Oooo! A wine book! Actually... I can't help much. Even though I drink a lot of wine, I don't really know a lot about it... other then it's made from grapes

Maybe my Uncle can suggest some reading. He actually studies different types of wine (and drinks about as much as me).

I own them.

I think I've read them about nine times. I've loaned them to friends maybe four times. They're sooooo good.

The pimp suit was a big hit. I think Scotty K and his wife took some pictures? Sorry about your bathtub, but you should try cleaning it once in a while and maybe that wouldn't happen. Where are you bartending?

would you mind explaining what led to your decision to vote bush? you were undecided until very late in the game. what tipped the scales for you?

thank you......they had so much fun in thier costumes..