These are smart bombs... point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
tez:
Consider us there! I can't wait to see you 
I love random facebook posts. here are some of my faves that my friends have posted.
"You are good for one damn thing...And one week out of the month you aren't even good for that..."
"That hole between your legs must be where your soul escaped !"
"Has having a vagina been deemed a mental illness yet ?"
"How have some of you not been...
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"You are good for one damn thing...And one week out of the month you aren't even good for that..."
"That hole between your legs must be where your soul escaped !"
"Has having a vagina been deemed a mental illness yet ?"
"How have some of you not been...
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lilcali:
This is beyond awesome... I laughed my ass off. YOu have some awesome friends.
lockeblade:
where you at homeslice?
is that whatshername the porn star in that pic?
is that whatshername the porn star in that pic?
I NEVER RESET
minxxy:
HOLLER!!!
minxxy:
woah double post... So um... Hey, how are you? 
UPDATE!!!!
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diamondsandguns:
oooh- excitinggg
gaylordy:
NOW!
hell yes
party
party
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little_bird:
happy birthday, jorgeyjorge! (:
blossy:
Happy Birthday, Jorge! I can't wait to actually meet you tomorrow night. I hope your birthday rocks!
my birthday is this weekend, who wants to party?
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diamondsandguns:
If i can make it out there - im down.... but $$ has been tight and gas has been INSANE!
pureblu326:
I'm celebrating my bday this weekend too!
I can't stop listening to this song! It's my new favorite, for now.
minxxy:
it IS pretty fucking awesome!
hung out with my high school crush tonight. was fun catching up.
doobs:
mirenlo nada mas, pinche cupido mexicano este 
ea ea ea :p me da gusto que la pasaste de poca madre carnal, un abrazo
ea ea ea :p me da gusto que la pasaste de poca madre carnal, un abrazo Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Can I get a beer and a mop?"
Enough IS enough...I mean, it's the same word...literally.
little_bird:
truth, bro. truth.
"The bad news is your fired! The good news is now I can have sex with you."
bepps:
I hope your old boss is not an old 78 year old man like mine.
I'm still a Pisces, yay
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-...
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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-...
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punkinfanta:
why thanks sir!
punkinfanta:
& i guess i'm a taurus now....but i'm sticking to my crazy gemini side