Why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage...
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SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage...
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bettybruises:
hey yeah that sounds like fun.
bettybruises:
i'll definitely try to make it up there tomorrow.
almost forgot how awesome this song is
jonnyeffinb:
Dude, this song fucking rules.
does a bear shit in the woods?
guess not everytime
guess not everytime
bepps:
I thought this one was kindo cool in the what's related. 
yuzi:
That seriously made me el oh el!
today is boring 
this is something a friend sent to me. soo true.
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning . Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda...
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning . Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda...
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chi:
You didn't call me on Saturday.....wtf yo.
Okay, okay......THIS Saturday....Rock Band. I shall stay sober till 10 and pick yo ass up. HOW THAT BE BITCH? And FU, I'm not "one of those"......fucker. hehehe
Okay, okay......THIS Saturday....Rock Band. I shall stay sober till 10 and pick yo ass up. HOW THAT BE BITCH? And FU, I'm not "one of those"......fucker.
hehehe
chi:
Fucking drunkie... I still have you're hat yo.
And yeah, that sounds pretty cool actually. Dustin needs to get the f out of techo....we shall taint his purity!
I still have you're hat yo. And yeah, that sounds pretty cool actually. Dustin needs to get the f out of techo....we shall taint his purity!
goombas can suck my balls
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octegon:
Are we talking Italians or those retarded 1st level video game characters?
chi:
YOU'RE a fag.
I don't know whats happening Saturday night. Gimme a call.
I work Blizzcon saturday morning and going Friday night soo... yeah. Hit me up Saturday evening after 6.
I don't know whats happening Saturday night. Gimme a call.
I work Blizzcon saturday morning and going Friday night soo... yeah. Hit me up Saturday evening after 6.
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cherrytrash:
ZOMG...mexibear....HAWWWWWWWT...gimme
swampqueen:
eeep!!!!
That's Joanna in your picture up there on your profile!
That's Joanna in your picture up there on your profile!
weekend was awesome!!! did the usual drunken Rock Band night at Chi's place on friday. I passed out and don't remember much after the Del Taco run.
Sat was Club Suicide for more fun. Long time friend OctEgon picked me up and we headed for Katerina and despairxfaction's place to hang out for a bit. had some amazing pizza and a drink there....
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Sat was Club Suicide for more fun. Long time friend OctEgon picked me up and we headed for Katerina and despairxfaction's place to hang out for a bit. had some amazing pizza and a drink there....
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chi:
We shall talk...I need a males thoughts on it. 
chi:
It's official. I has ball and chain. haha
looks like I'll be at Club Suicide tonight tho I had too much to drink last night, i might keep it mellow tonight. we shall see 
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_tryst_:
we should have taken a couple of pictures
dexter:
Hey dude! It was super nice meeting you, you're definitely chill as fuck
I have this sat off and I'm way stoked for that since I don't get sat off very often. I wanna try and go to club suicide but can't seem to find a ride :-( so hopefully I'll find something else fun to do.
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chi:
Done.
You off at 10? Let me know if you need me to pick you up.
You off at 10? Let me know if you need me to pick you up.
_tryst_:
i dont know how to insert what I wanted to so I didn't put anything down
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
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chi:
Cool. Was gonna call you to flake out. Nick and Jill are sick with ickyness. 
So yeah, def tomorrow.
Do you work? Let me know if Andrea can pick you up..if not tell me before 5! so I can not drink. hehehe
So yeah, def tomorrow.
Do you work? Let me know if Andrea can pick you up..if not tell me before 5! so I can not drink. hehehe
_tryst_:
pleas make it 100 percent PLEEEEEEEEEASE! Its gonna be the shit
fuck I just read your vices list. Made me fucking laugh out loud
fuck I just read your vices list. Made me fucking laugh out loud
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cherrytrash:
awww mexibear, bet u miss her. hows you anyway babe?
wiwi:
she is so cute!!!! hope u can be with her soon again! hi!
hi!