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When most guys see a really hot girl with a less than average-looking dude, they automatically assume that the dude has money. That's a very unhealthy, materialistic way to think. I never think that. I just assume the girl is blind.

Let's play a game: I'm going to list three quotes. Two of them will be inspirational quotes made by famous historical figures and one of them will be a quote made by yours truly. See if you can spot which one is mine. You only get one chance, so read carefully and choose wisely. Ok, here we go...

1) "We cannot solve our problems with...
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I've tried the whole "twitter" thing. But I can't really get into it. I guess I just have a hard time expressing myself using only 140 chara

When the food truck lady rang up my chicken tortilla soup today, I reached into my back pocket and said, "Oh Jesus. I left my wallet upstairs." She smiled and said, "Oh, it's ok. I'll wait while you get it." I stared at her for a second and then said, "Uh... can we just do that thing where you let me pay you tomorrow?" She...
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We've lost another great musician. R.I.P. Chi Cheng

Let's play a game: I'm going to list three quotes. Two of them will be inspirational quotes made by famous historical figures and one of them will be a quote made by yours truly. See if you can spot which one is mine. You only get chance, so read carefully and choose wisely. Ok, here we go...

1) "Some are born great, some achieve greatness,...
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ok I finally have the internet again!!!

Nobody worry, I'm still alive. So now that "chat house" is no more I find myself back at my moms place and I'm not ashamed to say it but I love living here. I originally moved to Arizona to be closer to my family so why not just move in. It's been about 2 week now an things are great! My little brother was living...
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I just went by my coworkers desk and said, Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I think you have the cutest laugh. She looked surprised. She laughed nervously and said, Oh wow. Um thank you. I said, See? There it is again. She blushed. I said Im sorry. I didnt mean to embarrass you. Im not hitting on you or anything. I...
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Hitting the road for work today. Gonna be doing my thing in Waco Texas at the Immersed in Ink tattoo convention! Should be a blast!!

My boss came by my desk and said I have some good news and some bad news. I said Okay, whats the good news? She said Im going to approve that pay raise you requested. I said Really? Wow that IS good news. Thank you. She said Youre welcome. You earned it. I said Okay, so whats the bad news? She said Well, due to...
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