Here is a song for Rich....a funny for our pity party. We have both decided that we are undateable. Actually, I think that Rich would enjoy the cheekiness of these songs. And the lead singer is the author of the very popular King Dork children's book. 
And when I say pity party, I just mean that everyone has someone. I still have my swear of...
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And when I say pity party, I just mean that everyone has someone. I still have my swear of...
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waterfordman:
its now london's premier event location
sanguine:
i wouldnt want to be around us the night we got together and started bitching... we would prob kill a few people
OK....even though this is April fools day, I have a swear to make. I am swearing off men for the foreseeable future. My friend JennaStrange and I have a plan. We will just live together. And if Jefer wants in, he can. 
But truly, I feel sorry for the unfortunate man that ever falls in love with me. I just won't believe him. He will...
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But truly, I feel sorry for the unfortunate man that ever falls in love with me. I just won't believe him. He will...
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oxy:
That just means more men for me
honeybadger:
but what of our plan to make sweet sweet lovins?
Ok...for the funneh.....here is my favorite horoscope from the onion.
Mine is particularly apt, I think. I am scorpio.
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
You'll have your train of thought derailed this week, instantly killing thousands of Indian passengers, injuring countless livestock, and choking the streets with cargo and crew.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Since the dawn of time, man has dreamed...
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Mine is particularly apt, I think. I am scorpio.
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
You'll have your train of thought derailed this week, instantly killing thousands of Indian passengers, injuring countless livestock, and choking the streets with cargo and crew.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Since the dawn of time, man has dreamed...
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nexttuesday:
If I could just hug you and kiss you better I would!
mydogfarted:
My favorite scene in Wedding Singer is the Jon Lovitz scene. I love the entire movie, but there is just something about Jon Lovitz singing "Chahakahn, Chakakhan!"
New day, new piece of mind.
Lockeblade asked cheese or chocolate. The answer for most women might be hard. I want CHEEEEEESE!!! I only want chocolate rarely. Silly story. My niece was 2 and we were out at restaurants. Whenever anyone asked what she wanted, she threw her little face up and said CHEEEEEESE!!!!
Elizadolittle asked what is the piece of advice that i did...
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Lockeblade asked cheese or chocolate. The answer for most women might be hard. I want CHEEEEEESE!!! I only want chocolate rarely. Silly story. My niece was 2 and we were out at restaurants. Whenever anyone asked what she wanted, she threw her little face up and said CHEEEEEESE!!!!
Elizadolittle asked what is the piece of advice that i did...
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thefreak:
Chocolate beats cheese every time.
The only time when chocolate and cheese should be included in the same sentence is when you're talking about Ween.
-TM
The only time when chocolate and cheese should be included in the same sentence is when you're talking about Ween.
-TM
BAH.
Never. Again.
I have only 2 questions.
Skullgrid asked coke or pepsi, whopper or big mac. FOUNTAIN COKE FTW!!!! And i don't eat either whopper or big mac. But Burger King's hamburgers are better, so I would say whopper.
_NoLDoR_ asked if i come to Rome, if he can be my tour guide. YES!
I need the happy today so here we go.
Never. Again.
I have only 2 questions.
Skullgrid asked coke or pepsi, whopper or big mac. FOUNTAIN COKE FTW!!!! And i don't eat either whopper or big mac. But Burger King's hamburgers are better, so I would say whopper.
_NoLDoR_ asked if i come to Rome, if he can be my tour guide. YES!
I need the happy today so here we go.
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explodingboy1:
i love i wanna be sedated! one of the best songs ever. and coke, and i don't really like either burger king or mcdonalds, can i choose taco bell?
mrsted_stryker:
When will we learn??
Maybe we should date each OTHER!? I eman yo are smokin hot, we both have heath issues, and we both pick the wrong men!
The Hello Kitty collection would be out of this world too!
Maybe we should date each OTHER!? I eman yo are smokin hot, we both have heath issues, and we both pick the wrong men!
The Hello Kitty collection would be out of this world too!
Another day, another chance.
I am glad for getting things off my chest, my friends listening to me be a cry baby( boofuckinghoo), and baths.
And back to our normally scheduled program....
Gaz asked when we were gonna meet up. I hope soon. I heard that you were going to spring fling....maybe we can meet up there!
_NoLDoR_ asked me to marry him nao and...
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I am glad for getting things off my chest, my friends listening to me be a cry baby( boofuckinghoo), and baths.
And back to our normally scheduled program....
Gaz asked when we were gonna meet up. I hope soon. I heard that you were going to spring fling....maybe we can meet up there!
_NoLDoR_ asked me to marry him nao and...
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noldor_:
AAAW 
l'll cry for the next 5 seconds for this bad news
If you want to come to visit my city i'll be happy to be your guide friend
l'll cry for the next 5 seconds for this bad news
If you want to come to visit my city i'll be happy to be your guide friend
I have had a crappy day.
My boss is really something. I can't take much more. She was on vacation last week, and came back full force. She first tried with me, but I pointed out that I had already INFORMED her of changes, so she left me alone somewhat yesterday and started on Debbie. Today was all mine. My head is still killing me....
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My boss is really something. I can't take much more. She was on vacation last week, and came back full force. She first tried with me, but I pointed out that I had already INFORMED her of changes, so she left me alone somewhat yesterday and started on Debbie. Today was all mine.
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noldor_:
come to Rome!!!!
noldor_:
Have you ever been in italy hun?
Ok.....answering question time!
Otter asked what is my fave MST3K....and that one is Godzilla vs. Megalon. In addition to being my fav Godzilla movie, the one liners, the "Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy" extra, and the ending song....Yaaaaammmmmooouuuuaaaaaaa.....make me smile and giggle each time.
Waterfordman asked when I am going to the UK. I WOULD LOVE TO!!!!! I actually considered moving to London before. I no...
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Otter asked what is my fave MST3K....and that one is Godzilla vs. Megalon. In addition to being my fav Godzilla movie, the one liners, the "Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy" extra, and the ending song....Yaaaaammmmmooouuuuaaaaaaa.....make me smile and giggle each time.
Waterfordman asked when I am going to the UK. I WOULD LOVE TO!!!!! I actually considered moving to London before. I no...
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lockeblade:
mel, beard or no beard?
deltaecho:
Who'd win in a fight between Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Bear Grylls, Steven Seagal and Maverick from Top Gun?
My first inclination is Mr.T....cos he don't take no jibba jabba. But Chuck Norris is the winner because he works out with Christie Brinkley every day.
Wrong. The answer is MacGyver. The answer is ALWAYS MacGyver.
I have read this in many a blog, so I think that I will try it out.
Ask me a question and I will answer it in a future blog.
I have seem to be doing things all wrong lately. If I think that someone needs space, they don't really. If I think that someone needs help, they don't really. If I think that I...
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Ask me a question and I will answer it in a future blog.
I have seem to be doing things all wrong lately. If I think that someone needs space, they don't really. If I think that someone needs help, they don't really. If I think that I...
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desormais:
<3 you.
elizadoolittle:
omfg GOOFY GOOBER! FTMFW! We <3 the sponge in this house (although secretly Patric is mah favourite!)
Ok....what is your favourite flavour lube?
Give Peter Stringfellow a bj or go down on Roseanne Barr?
What did you want to be when you grew up\?
Ok....what is your favourite flavour lube?
Give Peter Stringfellow a bj or go down on Roseanne Barr?
What did you want to be when you grew up\?
I love this song. I have said it before and I will say it again, Joe Queer has such a knack.
The sun always shines around you
The Queers
Oh how I wish and hope it's true
That you know I'm in love with you
'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist
And do you even remember that we kissed
And I'm wondering what...
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The sun always shines around you
The Queers
Oh how I wish and hope it's true
That you know I'm in love with you
'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist
And do you even remember that we kissed
And I'm wondering what...
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desormais:
<3 weird al
also, <3 mel! yay!
also, <3 mel! yay!
mercie:
I'm on my sidekick so I can't see your video, but as for your comment, I'm sorry your life is anywhere near like mine. Because this is miserable. I think you're a dear, sweet woman and I'm glad to know you even through the internets, if that makes any difference. I can't seem to find many bright spots though, and I fight my best friend almost constantly, and I don't even really know why. It's just no good. Anyway I think you're pretty neat. ♥
Here is yet another Weezer song. The first time that I heard it, I was amazed. Really. I am not so familiar with Weezer, even though Brian Bell is a fellow Knoxvillian. I was amazed by the power of this song. And the lyrics and feeling seem to fit me.
And this is in honor of St. Patricks day....... I thought that this was SUCH...
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And this is in honor of St. Patricks day....... I thought that this was SUCH...
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gaz:
That is one of my favorite Weezer songs ever.
fragilesong_:
Weezer's pretty effin' awesome.