Holy Chupacabra on a pogo stick! Insomnia sucks. I was awake all night glued to a massive Firefly marathon. I watched every episode back to back...that's over 11 hours of televised obsession.
Three weeks until Mayday. I need to start shopping around for a keg.
The pools getting pretty warm. Tonight I think I'm gonna buy a 12 pack and float until my fingers are...
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Three weeks until Mayday. I need to start shopping around for a keg.
The pools getting pretty warm. Tonight I think I'm gonna buy a 12 pack and float until my fingers are...
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Attention all my loyal beasties. I have an amazingly cool announcement. I, you're humble leader, am going to audition for a reality TV show. Wait! Before you turn on me with taunts and large rocks, learn first what this show is about. It's about...*wait for it*....running for President of this great nation. I'm going to film my audition tape tonight and pray to all the...
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xtx:
The ability to think and feel contradictory thoughts and emotions simultaneously is the only think that separates humans from animals.
Microsoft blows big fat donkey cock.
Did you know you can't upgrade Windows 2000 pro to Windows XP pro?!?! You have to do a clean install. Fuckers! In a little bit I'm going to beg my boss to migrate to a Linux environment again.
Pig
Man...I need to go by Half Priced Books tonight. I'm going stir crazy without a book. I want to find...
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Did you know you can't upgrade Windows 2000 pro to Windows XP pro?!?! You have to do a clean install. Fuckers! In a little bit I'm going to beg my boss to migrate to a Linux environment again.
Man...I need to go by Half Priced Books tonight. I'm going stir crazy without a book. I want to find...
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requiem:
I hate those damn fact donkies, with all their stupid facts. Damn them!
porcelainheart:
peter.. piper.. picked a.. peck.. of.. fljdslfjdlflka.
thanks for the advice. but if i show up in a nintendo power shirt, it'll be one size fits all, which means it'll fit a 400-pound boy. i'll probably just get some iron-on transfers and make my own.
thanks for the advice. but if i show up in a nintendo power shirt, it'll be one size fits all, which means it'll fit a 400-pound boy. i'll probably just get some iron-on transfers and make my own.
My parents took off last night for New Mexico to check my 15 year old cousin into Rehab. She was staying near Tyler, Tx at the time, and her mother couldn't be bothered to come down and pick my cousin up herself. Evidentally she already had plans to goto Vegas. So, my parents took it upon themselves to pick up my Cousin and personally drive...
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menotyou:
Whatever the funk is about, it's passed. I'm normal happy MeNotYou again.
oubliette1:
GOOD!!!
Ok ok ok...I didn't quit. It was an April Fools prank directed at Lasteve and Link (and it worked too). Over the last couple weeks I've been dropping subtle hints about how I hated my job, they never gave me a raise, and blah blah blah. Well...I'm proud to say all my hard work and careful timing paid off. After Lasteve took the bait it...
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link:
i fell asleep to emo music... i woke up feeling like i needed a prescription for an ugly pair of glasses.
smith:
You're so full of shit. You told me you hated your job and asked me about wanting to work where I do two months ago. You're not THAT much of forward thinker. FARGOT.
I just...
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tiffany1:
woohoo! Quitting. I like stuff like that.
What were you doing in Europe?
A.Dispatcher
B.Teaching elementary kids
C. I'd do it for 75 a day.
What were you doing in Europe?
A.Dispatcher
B.Teaching elementary kids
C. I'd do it for 75 a day.
flux:
Good luck, soldier.
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tiffany1:
Yea, there's no lava soap in France that I know of. So the first time I even thought about it in years is when i saw it in your profile. Then I was like - aww . . .Lava soap.
A.No. But I've already had paper fishes put on my back by kids. (another French thing)
B. no clean socks and underwear
C. Green
A.No. But I've already had paper fishes put on my back by kids. (another French thing)
B. no clean socks and underwear
C. Green
stonesurf91:
Hey you dont live to far from me thats pretty cool, not to mention I'm done in that area whenever I have free time. I need to hit up some more bars and stuff down there I haven't had the time to really get to know houston yet. I haven't been here long and most my time has been spent working and schooling.
1. No I usually am the one getting pranks pulled on me.
2. Heights and snakes...oh I hate snakes
3. blue and yellow
1. No I usually am the one getting pranks pulled on me.
2. Heights and snakes...oh I hate snakes
3. blue and yellow
You know...it looks like we are going to invade Iran next. Iran didn't bomb us. Neither did Iraq for that matter. A small group of terrorists did. Thousands of people have died...thousands more probably will because we are invading countries that didn't provoke us.
Being patriotic doesn't can't justify immoral acts, and disagreeing with your Government doesnt make you unpatriotic. The Nazi's were patriotic, and...
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Being patriotic doesn't can't justify immoral acts, and disagreeing with your Government doesnt make you unpatriotic. The Nazi's were patriotic, and...
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menotyou:
FYI: Political rants are generally kept in check unless I feel particularly inspired.
Feel free to disagree with me. When it comes to opinions...no one is ever wrong.
Feel free to disagree with me. When it comes to opinions...no one is ever wrong.
link:
I want to picket the president, but I don't want to have to be forced into a special 'protest only' section minimum 3 blocks from the main action. We live in strange times, that just seem to be getting stranger...
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stonesurf91:
I wish I drew those little comic, I don't have that much talent. Even for poorly drawn stick figures. Toothpastefordinner.com is where I get them. I just think they are funny as shit.
So where abouts in Houston are you?
So where abouts in Houston are you?
fancier:
Am I gross because some nasty kid gave me athletes foot once when I was in 5th grade???
Hmph.
1. What do you dislike above all else?
B. Do you feel more of less invisible when you drink?
2.3. If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?
J. Can you hear your neighbors have sex?
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1. Smart people that don't care to learn.
B. Much more.
2.3. Italy
J. Thank god no.
1. What do you dislike above all else?
B. Do you feel more of less invisible when you drink?
2.3. If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?
J. Can you hear your neighbors have sex?
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1. Smart people that don't care to learn.
B. Much more.
2.3. Italy
J. Thank god no.
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link:
1. people talking shit about other people, non-stop. you know they're doing it about you as soon as you're out of earshot. miserable.
2. more or less? ummm... I feel more invisible, but also more outspoken. so. uh. I'm always self-conscious before the booze, but also more quiet... hmmm... I can totally fade away into the background drunk...
3. in the company of someone.
4. all the time. if by neighbors and sex, you mean roommate and porn. i kid.
2. more or less? ummm... I feel more invisible, but also more outspoken. so. uh. I'm always self-conscious before the booze, but also more quiet... hmmm... I can totally fade away into the background drunk...
3. in the company of someone.
4. all the time. if by neighbors and sex, you mean roommate and porn. i kid.
menotyou:
Addendum to B.
More but thats probably because I'm such an attention whore as it is when I'm sober.
More but thats probably because I'm such an attention whore as it is when I'm sober.


in the second post i said:
if he (hitler) had gone on quietly exterminating his people the way Stalin did, he too might have died of natural causes. in effect, the attention drawn to that part of the world helped end decades of oppression and suffering that might have otherwise been ignored were it not for Hitler's regime.
Ah, but if you read what I said, my argument was formulated on the precept that a space-time continuum jump into the past would create a separate path of space-time events, which would (insofar as my argument is concerned) inevitably leave one space-time path where Hitler had gone about his merry way, and one where he had not. I'm not arguing rational time travel here (if there even is such a thing).
P.S. World War II would have happened regardless of whether or not Hitler had been snuffed from his existence earlier in life. To argue otherwise is as ludicrous as to claim that because we captured Saddam Hussein, there will be no World War III, etc., etc. Events that alter society to such extreme degrees are not the brain child of one person. The Nazi party may not have risen, granted, but something else would have risen to fill the void.