Michael Moore Overload!
I'm reading Stupid White Men right now. He brings up a bunch of good points I agree with, but I'm trained to recognize propaganda from the mass media...I can smell the stench of an agenda. I have a lot of respect for the man and I agree with what he's doing, but hot damn...its sensationalism.
I'm going to see Fahrenheit 9/11 tonight....
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I'm reading Stupid White Men right now. He brings up a bunch of good points I agree with, but I'm trained to recognize propaganda from the mass media...I can smell the stench of an agenda. I have a lot of respect for the man and I agree with what he's doing, but hot damn...its sensationalism.
I'm going to see Fahrenheit 9/11 tonight....
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I'm going to start up a rock band with myself and 4 quadriplegics...It'll be called, "Ghost Limbs". Our sound will be a cross between Emo and Death Metal that will make you cry both in empathy and suffering. They will thrash the stage with their torsos while I hypnotize you with my sensitive yet violent lyrics and rad air guitar solos.
I don't cook. Ever....
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I don't cook. Ever....
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emily_m:
I know nothing about cooking. Oh, and I loved that "beer is my hobby" comment. 
oubliette1:
sweet, emo/metal band! Have you heard the band The Angry Amputees??? One of the guys IN the band IS and amputee! They are pretty rad.
I don't know if you can marinate ground beef...I've never cooked it in my life...
I don't know if you can marinate ground beef...I've never cooked it in my life...
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ryah:
teh pmikq had nothing to do with my love for britney spears!
her songs are now all about her being a ho instead of a cute little christan virgin dumbass. \m/
her songs are now all about her being a ho instead of a cute little christan virgin dumbass. \m/
zephyra:
That's great!
One of the girls I work with brought her son to work today. I think it's possible that this is the longest day in existence. I'm severely tempted to give him a cigarette and have him ask his mom for a light. It would serve her right.
Link got his camera back. I'm hoping to get my script fleshed out in a week or two...casting/location...
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Link got his camera back. I'm hoping to get my script fleshed out in a week or two...casting/location...
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menotyou:
AHhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We both look fucking stoned.
I'm thinking I should have left the jacket on. Oh well...
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We both look fucking stoned.
I'm thinking I should have left the jacket on. Oh well...
[Edited on Jun 20, 2004 8:10PM]
cupofkarma:
invisibility. that way i can spy on everyone. 
I like the cock. I love it. It is so beautiful. It glistens in the morning light. It has a halo of wondeful wrapped in a rainbow of chocolate. Cock. Cock! COOOOCK! Que mas! Mexican man whores. Lined up outside the doors. And the donkeys! I once starred in a donkey show. They called me Kong. The donkey was called Mario. It's rider was called...
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cupofkarma:
you remind me of those guys that scared me when i was in high school.
cupofkarma:
yes. i'm sure of that.
2:52pm Wednesday June 16th. MeNotYou witnessed an accident wherein an 18 wheeler hit a small 4 door sedan. Wow.
Happy Bloomsday!!
I'm gonna shave my head again tonight. That'll be fun what with the peeling and all. Fucking sun.
With as much as I smoke them, it amazes me how long it took me to notice how much Camel Turkish Gold tastes like meat. It...
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Happy Bloomsday!!
I'm gonna shave my head again tonight. That'll be fun what with the peeling and all. Fucking sun.
With as much as I smoke them, it amazes me how long it took me to notice how much Camel Turkish Gold tastes like meat. It...
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the_gentleman:
Touche.
zephyra:
Great goals!!
And now, his wife was NOT cool with him talking to me. I know. I had a conversation with her on the phone. twice.
And now, his wife was NOT cool with him talking to me. I know. I had a conversation with her on the phone. twice.
This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friend.
Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was,
so they just keep on singing it for ever just because...
This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friend.
Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was,
so they just keep...
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It just goes on and on my friend.
Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was,
so they just keep on singing it for ever just because...
This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friend.
Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was,
so they just keep...
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holliday:
Thanks for the heads up on the car situation in Houston! Unfortunately, both of them are WAY out of my range 
I'm pretty sure I'll just buy a bike before I go and bike my lazy ass to school!
I'm pretty sure I'll just buy a bike before I go and bike my lazy ass to school! 
baby_square:
arrrggghhh!! i've been contaimated. damn you.
::quickly tries to think of anything but that song::
::quickly tries to think of anything but that song::
I got sunburned on my skull yesterday.
Krikey!
My loins yearn for a plasma television. Oh wait...maybe that's the clap?!
Sunburnt or sunburned? Spellchecker says sunburned is righthmmI like burnt better.
Nope, no clap. Must be the Plasma TV.
Krikey!
My loins yearn for a plasma television. Oh wait...maybe that's the clap?!
Sunburnt or sunburned? Spellchecker says sunburned is righthmmI like burnt better.
Nope, no clap. Must be the Plasma TV.
raedon:
"My loins yearn for a plasma television"
They suck!! Look into DLP.
Plasma TV's use more power then a Cannabis grow room in Canada (wow.. nice crazy anology!) and need to to be re-charged every 3-5 years at a cost of $500+
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Wait a second.. that isn't an Anology!!! *PONDERS*
They suck!! Look into DLP.
Plasma TV's use more power then a Cannabis grow room in Canada (wow.. nice crazy anology!) and need to to be re-charged every 3-5 years at a cost of $500+
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Wait a second.. that isn't an Anology!!! *PONDERS*
boxofficepoison:
sunburned is proper I must say.
I wonder how much shit I would take if I put a Bonsai Kitten on my wishlist? All the perks of owning a cat without having to worry about feeding it or vaccuming hair out of everywhere.
You know what scares the fucking hell out of me? When the condom breaks. Yea. Not fucking cool.
ph34r!!
You know what scares the fucking hell out of me? When the condom breaks. Yea. Not fucking cool.
ph34r!!
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fancier:
YOU ROCK
_bossanova_:
Bonsai Kitten is the wave of the future...customized pets.
Dude, condoms breaking is never cool. That scares everyone, I hope!
Dude, condoms breaking is never cool. That scares everyone, I hope!
Have you ever dug a hole you didn't want to dig but did it anyway because it had to be dug?
The hole has to be dug.
I hate dirt.
The hole has to be dug.
I hate dirt.
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zephyra:
Oh, and I hate dirt too. 
kestrel:
Yeah, I saw them in Austin, because I love that venue. I was supposed to see SGB a couple days before, but that fell through.
i went to the louvre, yes. it was very breathtaking blah blah blah. actually it is one of the few places in paris i had never been, so it was quite exciting except for the rather dry lecture on french painting!
i've been to Notre Dame a bajillion times. and i don't do pictures. everyone goes and takes 20 pictures with their crap cameras and then they sit on the shelf for years collecting dust and taking up space. if i like something, i buy a postcard and send it to myself. the photograph is almost always better and it serves as a better reminder of my visit because it captures whatever mood i was in at the time through my daring witticisms