Life is good.
rockadiva:
ain't it grand?! 
lordmuppet:
you got laid didn't you ... bastard 
Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry: masturbation
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
I love Fancy Ketchup, and I'm not talking about the SGUser previously known as FancyKetchup (Though she is...
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Main Entry: masturbation
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
I love Fancy Ketchup, and I'm not talking about the SGUser previously known as FancyKetchup (Though she is...
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rockadiva:
oh, they need to "drop" into place...usually they fall about 4-5 inches right now they are riding right about 2 in. under my collar bone. This is normal, and it should take 1-4 weeks for them to "migrate" to their new home...something about the muscle holding them in place and all that
rockadiva:
yeah, I'm gonna call her tomorrow and wish her a happy bday...things between us are really strained now though, she doesn't answer my calls too often
I've had several conversations over the last several weeks about various people and their utterly unrealistic claim they have never masturbated in their life. I'm gonna call bullshit because it's total and utter bullshit for the following reasons:
A: Almost everyone will try it at least once out of sheer and simple curiosity. It's different than sex...everyone knows this.
B: For guys...whacking the weeds at...
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A: Almost everyone will try it at least once out of sheer and simple curiosity. It's different than sex...everyone knows this.
B: For guys...whacking the weeds at...
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venomlily:
Its entirely possible that some girls have not masterbated in their lifetime. Hell, there are some girls who never have an orgasm. Ever. Which seems like some weird form of life torture.
Sometimes a pussy is like a rubiks cube. Even for the owner. Its much harder to "stumble upon" the goods when its not sticking straight up and hard as a rock.
Now, any guy who claims they have never masterbated is definitely lying. I wouldn't believe that shit for a second.
As for the dating rules, I say fuck 'em. The rules are just plain dumb. Do what you want and what your gut tells you.
Sometimes a pussy is like a rubiks cube. Even for the owner. Its much harder to "stumble upon" the goods when its not sticking straight up and hard as a rock.
Now, any guy who claims they have never masterbated is definitely lying. I wouldn't believe that shit for a second.
As for the dating rules, I say fuck 'em. The rules are just plain dumb. Do what you want and what your gut tells you.
venomlily:
I guess my question would be "What defines masturbation?" I guess its true you can masturbate and not climax. But then it seems like you're not a very good Master Baiter if you don't. And geez that means my showers and tv watching activities seem to be taking on a new dynamic when you think about Jilling off in that context.
With that said, if you think of masturbation as not being defined by climax. then yes, you are right. They are all lying bastards, girls included. Everyone's explored and given it a go.
With that said, if you think of masturbation as not being defined by climax. then yes, you are right. They are all lying bastards, girls included. Everyone's explored and given it a go.
Jay's Movie Review of House of Flying Daggers
I'm going to sum this up in two words. "Fucking Hell!!"
HoFD had the potential to be one of this years great movies. I was excited going in, and as the movie progressed I began to become more and more excited because my expectations were being surpassed. Then something ugly happened...something people in the movie business call,...
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I'm going to sum this up in two words. "Fucking Hell!!"
HoFD had the potential to be one of this years great movies. I was excited going in, and as the movie progressed I began to become more and more excited because my expectations were being surpassed. Then something ugly happened...something people in the movie business call,...
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lordmuppet:
Sorry to miss your birthday ... I haven't even logged onto SG for about a week cos my (ex) lady was over and I was busy showing her around the bay area .... i got round to posting some pics finally .... no dread yet though hopefully within the next week that will be changed and the girly hair will die forever
lordmuppet:
oh i looked up the emperor norton thing ... absolutely amazing and quite amusing ... my favorite is when they let him put 'emperor' as his occupation on the census
It's 10:55am, I just got to work, and yes....I'm still drunk. Very very drunk. Last night kicked massive bitchballs! I get home from my job not really expecting to do anything and find myself at the bar with a few friends and a whole crap load of strangers counting down to my birthday and shooting Jagger over and over and over and over. Today smells...
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baudot:
"appy Birthday.
venomlily:
Happy Birthday!! Better late than never, right? Sounds like you had a great time. Jager has a way of doing something crazy things to a person.
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ash:
omfg I want it!!!!! awesome!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
fiesty:
Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!
I hate updating on this computer. My grammar and spelling are atrocious, and I haven't gotten around to installing Office so spell checking is out. To top things off, the resolution on this monitor is so high I can barely read this text as I type, so throw in typos to boot. I think I'll spell check this tomorrow just to see how horribly off...
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lemonkid:
That was a big boom.
lemonkid:
I didn't know that.
Great. *looks in the sky for planes*
Great. *looks in the sky for planes*
I think I'm going to crash PROM this May. Beware San Francisco for I am the reincarnation of Emperor Joshua Norton. My imperial lust for carnal sex and booze will not be satiated easily. Emperor Nortons return to his hometown shall be celebrated in the same manner as his death; with a procession of 10,000 loyal subjects. All hail my benevolence!
As you may have...
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lotus:
haha, that's cool.
lotus:
haha, 20 tubes eh? I'm glad that it didn't work too then! I'm not sure I have room for twenty tubes anywhere. 
I just went through my entire list and checked everything for canadian shipping. So many awesome things had to come off.
It's such a toss up because amazon.ca has nothing on it, but everything can be shipped at least. But I don't really want to remake one.
I would have never thought to put condoms on there though.
Also, I fell asleep during metropolis, so I assumed it was pretty bad. Maybe I'm wrong?
I just went through my entire list and checked everything for canadian shipping. So many awesome things had to come off.
It's such a toss up because amazon.ca has nothing on it, but everything can be shipped at least. But I don't really want to remake one.
I would have never thought to put condoms on there though.
Also, I fell asleep during metropolis, so I assumed it was pretty bad. Maybe I'm wrong?
I've decided to take it upon myself to create the next edition of the Principia Discordia. What, you might ask, gives me the authority to alter such an important and influential document? To that I can only reply, suck my swollen balls.
I called Cingular last night and got trapped by what is arguably the best salesman on earth. Instead of canceling my data...
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I called Cingular last night and got trapped by what is arguably the best salesman on earth. Instead of canceling my data...
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lotus:
those poor mexican whores, everyone is always trying to blame them for everything.
ginny:
Do you understand what it's like?
Ring around the Rosie
A Pocket full of posies
Ashes, Ashes
We all fall down.
Do you remember when/where you learned this nursery rhyme?
Sometimes you just have to look reality in the eye and say, 'Man, what happened to your other eye?
-- Angela Waversak
I got an email from Angela Waversak last night:
I'm Angela [BLEEP], formerly Angela Waversak, currently of [YOUR MOMMA]....
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A Pocket full of posies
Ashes, Ashes
We all fall down.
Do you remember when/where you learned this nursery rhyme?
Sometimes you just have to look reality in the eye and say, 'Man, what happened to your other eye?
-- Angela Waversak
I got an email from Angela Waversak last night:
I'm Angela [BLEEP], formerly Angela Waversak, currently of [YOUR MOMMA]....
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6underground:
Do you remember when/where you learned this nursery rhyme?
Junior school. We were learning about the Plague and that came up! Good old England and our history!
lotus:
You are the first person to identify my lyrics. You win!
I have no real prize for you though.
I wouldn't mind having extra toothpaste. I like clean teeth.
I have no real prize for you though.
I wouldn't mind having extra toothpaste. I like clean teeth.