menotyou

Bill Paxton would fuck you in the ass and make you eat the blood-covered shit off his cack, you slugwhore.

Ford also put out the kitty decapitation ad. Can't find any fault in that.

I agree!

1. Are you generally happy with your life?
Not really... But getting there.... I think.
2. Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
New Orleans... tending a bar... with a black cat named "Nothing"
3. What did you have for lunch?
A hotpocket.

ok... here is you set of probing questions... (and btw this wasn't my idea)

1.What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
2. Have you ever rubbed a magnet against a television just to see the pretty colors?
3. Have you ever willingly inserted anything into your ass for the sole purpose of pleasure?

hmmmm..?'s

1. You could go anywhere in the world for one day where would it be?
2. Do you have a dirty secret no one knows about?
3. Ever had sex in public?

random ?'s...I suck at this

I gotta represent my pal MeNotYou. He is a kind soul. In fact, he let me cry on his shoulder the other night. Then he kicked the ass of the guy who broke my girl's heart. He's real cool that way. A sensitive brute, for all you genuine ladies out there. He's super smart, like, a real certified MENSA card stroking genius. He's real smooth. He'll talk a girl out of her clothes just to bring a smile to her face, 'cause she was real down like and needed the come up. What I'm saying is, MeNotYou needs a real cool vixen sensation in his life. I'm trying to hook you up with a real winner here. No prior convictions, a real momma's boy you can whip into shape real proper like, and he's got rolls of money he jerks off with. Some weird fetish about the teller girls at banks and the air tubes that make the run between. Okay. So I've rambled some, but I've only come close to scratching the surface of the enigma that is MeNotYou... But really, he should be trying to hook me up, as I'm the one madly in love, and desperate for anything, anything at all, that isn't such sweet agony.

Oh, and he really wants to hit two pages. He thinks that'd be swell. Show him what you got people. Make him feel like the special whore that he is.

the robot says thank you


what do you believe in?

"Due to the nature of a time paradox, and the total lack of understanding how time really works...it's impossible for us to know the effect we would have after altering time. We might simply dissapear and cease to exist, or more likely a parallel dimention would form...but to the one making the change it wouldn't matter because they would be forced to live out his life in the new, changed world."

Ah, but if you read what I said, my argument was formulated on the precept that a space-time continuum jump into the past would create a separate path of space-time events, which would (insofar as my argument is concerned) inevitably leave one space-time path where Hitler had gone about his merry way, and one where he had not. I'm not arguing rational time travel here (if there even is such a thing).

P.S. World War II would have happened regardless of whether or not Hitler had been snuffed from his existence earlier in life. To argue otherwise is as ludicrous as to claim that because we captured Saddam Hussein, there will be no World War III, etc., etc. Events that alter society to such extreme degrees are not the brain child of one person. The Nazi party may not have risen, granted, but something else would have risen to fill the void.

The ability to think and feel contradictory thoughts and emotions simultaneously is the only think that separates humans from animals.

Egypt is more dependent on tourism than anything else, especially Cairo. I think that makes up a significant part of the cultural landscape. In many ways its much the same as New York City. All things considered, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2004 2:06PM]

I hate those damn fact donkies, with all their stupid facts. Damn them!

peter.. piper.. picked a.. peck.. of.. fljdslfjdlflka.

thanks for the advice. but if i show up in a nintendo power shirt, it'll be one size fits all, which means it'll fit a 400-pound boy. i'll probably just get some iron-on transfers and make my own.

Whatever the funk is about, it's passed. I'm normal happy MeNotYou again.

GOOD!!!

i fell asleep to emo music... i woke up feeling like i needed a prescription for an ugly pair of glasses.

You're so full of shit. You told me you hated your job and asked me about wanting to work where I do two months ago. You're not THAT much of forward thinker. FARGOT.

woohoo! Quitting. I like stuff like that.
What were you doing in Europe?

A.Dispatcher
B.Teaching elementary kids
C. I'd do it for 75 a day.

Yea, there's no lava soap in France that I know of. So the first time I even thought about it in years is when i saw it in your profile. Then I was like - aww . . .Lava soap.

A.No. But I've already had paper fishes put on my back by kids. (another French thing)
B. no clean socks and underwear
C. Green

Hey you dont live to far from me thats pretty cool, not to mention I'm done in that area whenever I have free time. I need to hit up some more bars and stuff down there I haven't had the time to really get to know houston yet. I haven't been here long and most my time has been spent working and schooling.

1. No I usually am the one getting pranks pulled on me.
2. Heights and snakes...oh I hate snakes
3. blue and yellow