Wednesday Jun 09, 2004

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Have you ever dug a hole you didn't want to dig but did it anyway because it had to be dug?

The hole has to be dug.

I hate dirt.
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zephyra:
Oh, and I hate dirt too. EL SUICIDO LOCO
kestrel:
Yeah, I saw them in Austin, because I love that venue. I was supposed to see SGB a couple days before, but that fell through.

Sunday Jun 06, 2004

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Hey there hookers. I just dragged my ass home from the rootinest tootinest weekend I've had in a long long time. Yes. I'm still sick. Yes. I'm going to feel worse tomorrow. I was however able to maintain a disgustingly beautiful drunken state for binges lasting longer than 10 hours.

Akon...Anime convention. Personally I could give a shit about anime...so I went for the drunken...
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raedon:
Sorry we didn't make plans to meet up while there, always next year.

As always I worked the autograph line again. we keep a bottle of rum and lots of coke in a cooler while talking to the J-pop stars and voice actors. wink

I get so much woman on me at A-Kon it's amazing really..

A-Kon is not for kids that's for sure.

You make the Hentai fest on Sat. morning?? omg that is the best drunken event of the show!
zephyra:
Holy crap! You're sick? Or drunk? confused

My pop-up killer does not like your SG profile page. It kills it every time and I have to disable it. And it's only your page. surreal

Wednesday Jun 02, 2004

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Man...I hate being sick. I have some kind of lung infection which means a: My coughing will keep me awake at night and b: No smoking.

I was hacking so hard last evening I puked....

...out my nose.

Defrock...what a cool word.
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moralitydies:
HAHAAHAHAHA!! No. Pitch Black is not a rap group. Thats funny though. They are a skate rock band out of the bay area.
I didn't go to Taylor, so I only know a hand full of people from there. The ones I do/did know I didnt like very much.
stonesurf91:
feeling better yet?

Monday May 31, 2004

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The less people look at me the smaller I feel.
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raedon:
Don't worry.. if you could understand infinity none of us would exist. The numbers are impossoble. We are larger then a 1 with as many 0's as you can write down on paper..
stupidslut:
i'll look at you!

Sunday May 30, 2004

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This is BY FAR my favorite part of the bible. Exciting shit!!! It's like code or something. I'd like to know what a numerologist would think of this section.

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3 And Adam lived a hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:

4 and the days of Adam after he had begotten...
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Friday May 28, 2004

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I had a dream that God spoke to me through a carp. The carp said, "Don't eat me!". Of which my reply was, "I don't like fish." It shot me an irritated glance and said, "I don't care if you like me or not...don't eat me." Annoyed I killed it, cut it up, and left it in the grass to rot.

I'm still trying to...
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oubliette1:
God has been talking to you a lot recently...could you be the next joan of arc? will you take over the US?
boxofficepoison:
god is saying "good me man, don't stick your penis in that thing, look at those teeth"

my take on the dream anyway, and I am a psychologist. And by psychologist I mean I slept through a few psychology classes in colelge. smile

Thursday May 27, 2004

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Stolen from Here.

In the early days electors were most often chosen by the state legislatures, but with the growth of democratic sentiment popular election became the rule. After 1832 (and until the Civil War) only in South Carolina did the legislature continue to choose electors. In some of the states at first the people voted for electors by congressional districts, with two being elected...
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smith:
It may be a "formality" now, but that doesn't mean it still can't be manipulated. Don't use that shit-ass encyclopedia.com crap; go to an in-depth examination of the functioning (replete with examples).

Wednesday May 26, 2004

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This morning I woke up with a start sometime between one of my six ten minute snoozes. I sat up in bed with a crystal understanding of the true nature of evil. Somehow I had an epiphany in my dream...it was incredible.
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cupofkarma:
sleep?? where can i find some?? confused
zephyra:
I snooze that much every morning too. biggrin

Tuesday May 25, 2004

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I just spilled water down one of my pant legs. I'm thinking two things: 1. It looks like I peed on myself. 2. Despite the fact it looks like I peed myself, the wet spot is well down my thigh making me look to be EXCEPTIONALLY well endowed.

I have a question I would like to pose to the female folk in the audience. What's...
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ash:
Bald dudes ... depends. A lt of women love skinheads ... I on the other hand have had nothing bad negative experiences with them, so I dont care for bald heads. I like long hair, mostly. But the right bald guy would look silly any other way, ya know?
smith:
You're ugly either way, Jay - just like me.

Toasty on Wednesday sounds like a capital idea.

Sunday May 23, 2004

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I used to live in Egypt when I was a kid. There was this one time I remember going to the Kahn el kalili. I'm not sure exactly what it means, but basically its a fucking huge market/slum district that spans miles and miles. It actually reminds me a lot of Venice...nothing but a labyrinth of alleys. Minus the Canals of course.

Anyway, this one...
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fancier:
hahah @ lice. that is supposed to read LOVE. not lice. do not lice me. you fucking licer.
_bossanova_:
I would have thought the same thing...I was so pissed when I worked at a vet clinic and I missed the "maggot dog" episode. I'm ashamed of myself and my morbid curiosity.blush

Are you a member of the rigor mortis group?

kisskisskiss

Sunday May 23, 2004

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I used to live in Egypt when I was a kid. There was this one time I remember going to the Kahn el kalili. I'm not sure exactly what it means, but basically its a fucking huge market/slum district that spans miles and miles. It actually reminds me a lot of Venise...nothing but alley after alley. Minus the Canals of course.

Anyway, this one time...
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oubliette1:
i had tofu chicken...jeeze i feel bad that the poor thing had to die

Sunday May 23, 2004

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Heh.

Jay is NOT fucking happy.

In fact jay is the exact fucking opposite of happy,

Jay is fucking pissed
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ryah:
i was drunk &bored lastnight,so i busted out my dollar store coloring book &crayons &colored you,andy, &teh mike pretty pictures.so be happy god dammit or i will hit you.
oubliette1:
I am sorry Jay frown *Smooch* kisses to make Jay...well, not as fucking pissed.
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