Holy shit I'm hung over.
I discovered an absolutely delightful little web game called Jennifer Government. Yea...what I need is a game to stroke my already inflated sense of megalomania.
I got my computer to work! *Happy Dance* Her name is Beatrice...you might recognize the name from the work of a fairly well known 13th century Italian author. She's smart, and sexy, and funny...I wonder if it's legal to...
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I got my computer to work! *Happy Dance* Her name is Beatrice...you might recognize the name from the work of a fairly well known 13th century Italian author. She's smart, and sexy, and funny...I wonder if it's legal to...
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cupofkarma:
no i don't fly but my parents do. i'm just here in the dominican republic visiting family. how is life in houston?? 
emily_m:
Why did you go to a strip club with your ex? That does sound like a bad idea. 
I have SO many pairs of underwear, socks, and clothes that the longest I've gone without doing my laundry was close to 3 weeks, and I still had enough clean everything to get me by. The only reason I broke down was because all my favorite clothes were dirty, and I wanted to wear them!
I have SO many pairs of underwear, socks, and clothes that the longest I've gone without doing my laundry was close to 3 weeks, and I still had enough clean everything to get me by. The only reason I broke down was because all my favorite clothes were dirty, and I wanted to wear them!
It's so on...
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lemonkid:
What's so on?
oubliette1:
i thought i told you to turn the lights off when you leave a room!!!
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 2:55PM]
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 2:55PM]
We've got this cool new virus infecting a bunch of the computers at work. It's neat because Norton, MacAfee, and MicroTrend don't have definitions to protect against it. I feel like a detective digging through registry entries looking for malicious code and exercising my pulpy skills.
I'm thinking about selling my Spider Jerusalem action figure on eBay. It's probably worth a ton 'o cash considering...
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I'm thinking about selling my Spider Jerusalem action figure on eBay. It's probably worth a ton 'o cash considering...
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oubliette1:
*** Auto-response from oubliette: I had a strange sexual dream about MeNotYou, and now I am confused and emotional...
lotus:
yes
Seething fury beyond words. Two days in a row I've made the hour and fifteen minute drive to Frys Electronics.
Yesterday I spent $650 on new computer parts.
Today I returned the wrong CPU they gave me and spent another $100 to get an even better one.
Tonight I discovered my computer will not boot. The bios won't even come up. It starts...the troubleshooting led...
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Yesterday I spent $650 on new computer parts.
Today I returned the wrong CPU they gave me and spent another $100 to get an even better one.
Tonight I discovered my computer will not boot. The bios won't even come up. It starts...the troubleshooting led...
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stupidslut:
im sorry to hear that.
last week i stupidly dropped a 20 bill on the stupid ground and never saw it again. not quite as much money was lost as in your case, but the rage was TOTALLY there!
last week i stupidly dropped a 20 bill on the stupid ground and never saw it again. not quite as much money was lost as in your case, but the rage was TOTALLY there!
geeva:
I bought a new puter, a compaq refurb from MicroCenter. Works fine. Only 450$ with extra memory. Yippy.
Course its only a matter of time before it fucks up, but thats technology for ya.
Show them how mad you are! Threaten to take it to the press! They will give you free stuff!
Course its only a matter of time before it fucks up, but thats technology for ya.
Show them how mad you are! Threaten to take it to the press! They will give you free stuff!
I put down $650 for a new computer tonight and the rat bastards gave me the wrong CPU. *growl*
Does anyone else ever look at their life and wish you would do more with it? Like you aren't living up to your potential, and are just skating through life.
A couple nights ago I went drunken swimming with Link in our apartments' pool. Around 3:00am...
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Does anyone else ever look at their life and wish you would do more with it? Like you aren't living up to your potential, and are just skating through life.
A couple nights ago I went drunken swimming with Link in our apartments' pool. Around 3:00am...
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emily_m:
Thank you for the advice. I won't do drugs, mommy.
I won't do drugs, mommy. 
Last night I boosted a $10,000 infocus projector from work for personal entertainment. I'll return it on Monday, but until then my apartment is pimped out. I want to watch LOTR but Link would rather put in Reno 911. Yea...I'm thinking that's a total waste of this high res projectors capability as well.
What else is going on? Well...I spent $50 for a video game...
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What else is going on? Well...I spent $50 for a video game...
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lily:
its not art. its sick self destruction, I'd choke my last breath on a canvas for people to gawk at. a generation obsessed with tradgedy.
[Edited on Jul 12, 2004 3:24PM]
[Edited on Jul 12, 2004 3:24PM]
lily:
well thanks for that perspective. I just get so sick.
Umph.
I have just experienced a supremely depressing evening.
I have just experienced a supremely depressing evening.
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jayde__:
I hate when evenings like that happen. I hope today has been better for you. *hugs*
zac:
bread and not prime rib again? i know that pain.
reprazent.
reprazent.
The yellow pawn escapes the crusading crustacean.
Sutures...that's my new favorite word. I wish there were more opportunities to use it. Comply is a fun word to say too.
I've felt pretty emotional lately, and when I get like this I tend to listen to more music. I'd like to share a song that has particular meaning to me:
"You came twice last year like...
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Sutures...that's my new favorite word. I wish there were more opportunities to use it. Comply is a fun word to say too.
I've felt pretty emotional lately, and when I get like this I tend to listen to more music. I'd like to share a song that has particular meaning to me:
"You came twice last year like...
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geeva:
hmm, I never deleted a comment.
This one sucks, try deleting it.
um, wine and yeast and panites. Yeah thats tear jerker material fo sure
This one sucks, try deleting it.
um, wine and yeast and panites. Yeah thats tear jerker material fo sure
corkscrew:
You shouldn't delete your comments, it's rude.
I dig the glasses, but I like the spider better.
I dig the glasses, but I like the spider better.
Hmph.
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ash:
OMG THAT PICTURE IS HOT. Which ... means it couldnt possibly be YOU, lol. jk hun
ash:
lol, I meant I was joking that it couldnt be you. How owuld I know? I dont even KNOW you! So yes, its very possible that you could be THAT hot in real life 
Im noticing a pattern with ur fave sg's ... most of them have red hair. Which is weird .. last night in my dream I was a superhero named ash suicide ... and my hair was bright red and I wore a jets football jersey. I knew how to fly, also.
Im noticing a pattern with ur fave sg's ... most of them have red hair. Which is weird .. last night in my dream I was a superhero named ash suicide ... and my hair was bright red and I wore a jets football jersey. I knew how to fly, also.
I've murdered millions and millions of helpless brain cells in the last 4 days. It's almost a holocaust of the mind. Here is my story of mayhem:
Parental obligations prevented my pilgrimage to the holy city of Austin. I had planned to worship upon the SG alter and partake of Dionysian hedonism on an epic scale...but alas...I was thwarted by the woman whose loins spawned...
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Parental obligations prevented my pilgrimage to the holy city of Austin. I had planned to worship upon the SG alter and partake of Dionysian hedonism on an epic scale...but alas...I was thwarted by the woman whose loins spawned...
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lemonkid:
It's not just the chicks! 
oubliette1:
poor little brain cells.... 
Huzzah for Galveston minus the crispy skull.
I met a really cool chick at the beach today. Link thinks she might be a lesbian. Damn my horrid luck.
Katieh is teh boooomb.
Lasteve is teaching Katieh how to say, "More cock in my salad please", in Spanish. Heh...nice.
Uranophobia: a morbid fear of heaven.
I met a really cool chick at the beach today. Link thinks she might be a lesbian. Damn my horrid luck.
Katieh is teh boooomb.
Lasteve is teaching Katieh how to say, "More cock in my salad please", in Spanish. Heh...nice.
Uranophobia: a morbid fear of heaven.
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jayde__:
Great user pic. I kinda find it funny that you don't have Transmetropolitan listed in your favorite books, though. You do get tons of cool points for being a big Gaiman fan. And I assume you mean Voltaire's Candide, right? Great book. Probably one of my favorite classics.
Edit: And thanks for the compliment. I'm glad the captions amused you.
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I kinda find it funny that you don't have Transmetropolitan listed in your favorite books, though. You do get tons of cool points for being a big Gaiman fan. And I assume you mean Voltaire's Candide, right? Great book. Probably one of my favorite classics.
Edit: And thanks for the compliment. I'm glad the captions amused you.
[Edited on Jul 05, 2004 11:14AM]
jayde__:
You're quite welcome. And I didn't really mean to call you out in a tacky way. I was just having a copy editor moment. 
thats not very uplifting, sir.
Maybe if I use words like fuckstain and penis juice in my daily vocab I will come across as more humorous whether I am or not.