I had a really weird dream a couple of nights ago. I went to this carnival and I was supposed to meet my buddy Dave there. When I arrived, there was close to 2000 people there already. I kept thinking, Crap...How am I going to find Dave. Then I found him, but he was really really skinny, and had long oily hair. He had a...
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Outline for Freddy vs. Jason 2
by MeNotYou
Freddy finds Jason again and they have a little pow wow.
Freddy: "Ok, Jason...look. I can't kill you, you can't kill me."
Jason: "Arugh",
Freddy: "Yea...anyway, let's not waste our energy fighting each other. Let's join forces.
Jason: "Arragh"
Freddy: "Ummm...sure. Whatever. So...what do you say? Want to rule over these puny mortals?"
Jason: "Uhhhhgh".
Freddy: "Great!"...
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by MeNotYou
Freddy finds Jason again and they have a little pow wow.
Freddy: "Ok, Jason...look. I can't kill you, you can't kill me."
Jason: "Arugh",
Freddy: "Yea...anyway, let's not waste our energy fighting each other. Let's join forces.
Jason: "Arragh"
Freddy: "Ummm...sure. Whatever. So...what do you say? Want to rule over these puny mortals?"
Jason: "Uhhhhgh".
Freddy: "Great!"...
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_sarah_:
I'd like to have sex with a fat chick. It's something I've never sampled before, and I'd be curious to see how differently things would be done. I imagine maneuvering around the bed would be a bit more difficult but other than that just as pleasurable.
Umm... 
Okay...
I've never had a problem maneuvering. A lot depends on flexibility, not weight.
I would like to announce to everyone that I have become an old man! Yes...an old man. I find myself yearning for the golden days of yesteryear. The time when gold leafed bunnies frolicked through out the country side and marshmallows rained from the sky. Yes...marshmallows. My eyes glaze over as I fondly recall when everyone got along, and drama was nothing but a childrens...
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ash:
well on a lighter note, it is a fine nipple if I do say so myself. 
what tipped u off to your old age? a grey hair on your head? hair on your nipple? your booty?
what tipped u off to your old age? a grey hair on your head? hair on your nipple? your booty?I have to say I'm surprised no one has thought to create a SuicideGirl magazine. Seriously, they could be a major competitor with Playboy. The girls here are prettier, the photography is generally better, there are about a kazillion writers on this site that would very likely contribute, we already have a news section and fantastic interviews....all the ingredients for a kick ass rag are...
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lunna:
Your new picture makes me smile.
6underground:
They did start one but withdrew it quickly. Sean said they'd be bringing it out at a later date but it hasnt appeared yet.
Here's the old topic about it:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+World/40812/
the June update:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+World/45667/
(I'm asuming u didnt know about the previous magazine btw. sorry if u did.
)
I agree with u tho. The amount of sexy girls can easily rival (and beat
Playboy and this site has loads of published writers who would be willing to participate. It must be hard to run a website, tours and a magazine tho... 
Here's the old topic about it:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+World/40812/
the June update:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+World/45667/
(I'm asuming u didnt know about the previous magazine btw. sorry if u did.
)
I agree with u tho. The amount of sexy girls can easily rival (and beat
Playboy and this site has loads of published writers who would be willing to participate. It must be hard to run a website, tours and a magazine tho... I love movies where they freeze fire into little icicles. It cracks me up every single time.
Yesterday my boss was bitching about my bald head. She kept repeating, "You look better with hair!", and "Bald is ugly! So after dismissing her and ordering her out of my office I devised a compromise. As it was I hadn't shaved in about 5 days (who do...
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Yesterday my boss was bitching about my bald head. She kept repeating, "You look better with hair!", and "Bald is ugly! So after dismissing her and ordering her out of my office I devised a compromise. As it was I hadn't shaved in about 5 days (who do...
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fancier:
Speechless in a good way?
requiem:
Your location is Houston, Texas? What the Hell?
Last night I had a dream I helped Chewbacca escape from a mental institution. The night before I had a dream I took my CG(Computer Generated) cat to the vet because he was sick, only to find the cat wasn't sick but in fact Garfield that is so dirty he looked like a black cat. Then a bulldozer drove through and demolished the clinic.
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fancier:
Hahaha. Salsa.
I had a dream the other night that I was watching a musical on Seattle's version of Broadway... and it was the movie Seven. They were singing and dancing around while people were getting murdered. Very strange.
I had a dream the other night that I was watching a musical on Seattle's version of Broadway... and it was the movie Seven. They were singing and dancing around while people were getting murdered. Very strange.
Man. Christmas is kicking my ass. As of this very moment I have $12 for gas and $20 for lunch for the rest of the week. On the plus side, I am very very happy with the various presents I have purchased for everyone this year. For once I won't hear someone say, "Oh...ahem....thanks man. That's...umm...cool." Quite the opposite for squeals of glee will escape...
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imagoldfish:
Yeah, I hate graduations too. No idea why, but they really rub me the wrong way. I don't like my own, and I certainly don't like other peoples'. The speeches are awful, the diploma part is boring, the whole thing just sucks.
Heh heh. Bragging rights, certainly. Though I'd prefer to have a signed book, I think. It'd last longer. That, and being a female academic, saying "sign my tits" to Umberto Eco would seem to be setting feminism back quite a bit... Tempting though. No idea why, but it is.
Heh heh. Bragging rights, certainly. Though I'd prefer to have a signed book, I think. It'd last longer. That, and being a female academic, saying "sign my tits" to Umberto Eco would seem to be setting feminism back quite a bit... Tempting though. No idea why, but it is.
fancier:
I am poor too. But I think I could still somehow manage making us fabulously fancy-shmancy cocktails. All YOU have to do is get here. So hurry the fuck up. Mai Tais await you.
A woman came to me in a dream and said, "The halibut is in the toaster", as she handed me a single hot dog without a bun. I said unto her, "I eat this hot dog with apathetic reverence in your name". She looked down on me with rapt joy and confusion as she laid her hand upon my breast. In her other palm she...
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imagoldfish:
Camels, of course. It's a pity, because they're really fucking expensive here. But the book is better for me, and will last longer.
imagoldfish:
I too have been won over by the Special Lights. Perhaps it's the gold trim on box, I dunno, but I've really taken a liking to them. That's really funny though, I've only ever met two other people who smoke them.
Would you really want to meet Umberto? I mean, he's amazing, yes, but I can't imagine that I'd have anything to say to him that he'd find particularly interesting, you know what I mean?
Would you really want to meet Umberto? I mean, he's amazing, yes, but I can't imagine that I'd have anything to say to him that he'd find particularly interesting, you know what I mean?
Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
That's all I can remember at this point. Jesus wept. Sometimes my nerdiness astounds even myself.
I need help. Serious professional help. I went to Malloreighs profile earlier today and was struck by a deep intrinsic need to listen to "Friends Of P," by The Rentals. This desire is boring a hole in my head like I am getting trepanned by a...
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That's all I can remember at this point. Jesus wept. Sometimes my nerdiness astounds even myself.
I need help. Serious professional help. I went to Malloreighs profile earlier today and was struck by a deep intrinsic need to listen to "Friends Of P," by The Rentals. This desire is boring a hole in my head like I am getting trepanned by a...
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menotyou:
I know!
I'll do better next time.
I'll do better next time.
menotyou:
Yea...you better.
I know where you sleep....
I know where you sleep....
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jayde__:
I'll get on the NHS essay just as soon as I finish a couple I have to do for my classes. I can't believe I let the end of the semester sneak up on me again.
malloreigh:
haha. no, i honestly have no clue why that would come to mind.
I have a foreboding sense that the worst is yet to come. November still has one more big dick it can stick in my already bloody ass. I say BRING IT!
I'm trying to quit smoking. I can't be sure, but the timing coincides with a massive bout of Hershey squirts. Is my body telling me, through a leaky butt hole, that it likes nicotine...
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I'm trying to quit smoking. I can't be sure, but the timing coincides with a massive bout of Hershey squirts. Is my body telling me, through a leaky butt hole, that it likes nicotine...
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ash:
hahahahahha, that entry was awesome ...
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
ash:
hahahahahha, that entry was awesome ...
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Me and a friend tried to use the dating thing on sg one day, we wanted to see if it would pair us up if all our sections on the profile matched ... which, they did, and they said we had no known matches!!!
Well...I'm retarded today. I can't remember being this hung over. Oi! I'm never drinking aga....umm....for...the next two days. Yeeaaa.
I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I...
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I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I...
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lunamaya:
haiku spelled backwards is the name of the town i live in.
lunna:
6 toes hmm???
Scary about your friends hon,glad you're all ok. I laughed about the mcdonalds thing but only 'cause I am like that a lot.
Scary about your friends hon,glad you're all ok. I laughed about the mcdonalds thing but only 'cause I am like that a lot.