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Jay's Movie Review of House of Flying Daggers

I'm going to sum this up in two words. "Fucking Hell!!"

HoFD had the potential to be one of this years great movies. I was excited going in, and as the movie progressed I began to become more and more excited because my expectations were being surpassed. Then something ugly happened...something people in the movie business call,...
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lordmuppet:
Sorry to miss your birthday ... I haven't even logged onto SG for about a week cos my (ex) lady was over and I was busy showing her around the bay area .... i got round to posting some pics finally .... no dread yet though hopefully within the next week that will be changed and the girly hair will die forever
lordmuppet:
oh i looked up the emperor norton thing ... absolutely amazing and quite amusing ... my favorite is when they let him put 'emperor' as his occupation on the census
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It's 10:55am, I just got to work, and yes....I'm still drunk. Very very drunk. Last night kicked massive bitchballs! I get home from my job not really expecting to do anything and find myself at the bar with a few friends and a whole crap load of strangers counting down to my birthday and shooting Jagger over and over and over and over. Today smells...
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baudot:
"appy Birthday.
venomlily:
Happy Birthday!! Better late than never, right? Sounds like you had a great time. Jager has a way of doing something crazy things to a person.
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ash:
omfg I want it!!!!! awesome!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
fiesty:
Hope you have a wonderful birthday!! biggrin
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I hate updating on this computer. My grammar and spelling are atrocious, and I haven't gotten around to installing Office so spell checking is out. To top things off, the resolution on this monitor is so high I can barely read this text as I type, so throw in typos to boot. I think I'll spell check this tomorrow just to see how horribly off...
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lemonkid:
That was a big boom.
lemonkid:
I didn't know that.

Great. *looks in the sky for planes*
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I think I'm going to crash PROM this May. Beware San Francisco for I am the reincarnation of Emperor Joshua Norton. My imperial lust for carnal sex and booze will not be satiated easily. Emperor Nortons return to his hometown shall be celebrated in the same manner as his death; with a procession of 10,000 loyal subjects. All hail my benevolence!

As you may have...
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lotus:
haha, that's cool.
lotus:
haha, 20 tubes eh? I'm glad that it didn't work too then! I'm not sure I have room for twenty tubes anywhere. tongue
I just went through my entire list and checked everything for canadian shipping. So many awesome things had to come off. frown
It's such a toss up because amazon.ca has nothing on it, but everything can be shipped at least. But I don't really want to remake one.
I would have never thought to put condoms on there though.
Also, I fell asleep during metropolis, so I assumed it was pretty bad. Maybe I'm wrong?
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I've decided to take it upon myself to create the next edition of the Principia Discordia. What, you might ask, gives me the authority to alter such an important and influential document? To that I can only reply, suck my swollen balls.

I called Cingular last night and got trapped by what is arguably the best salesman on earth. Instead of canceling my data...
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lotus:
those poor mexican whores, everyone is always trying to blame them for everything. frown
ginny:
Do you understand what it's like?
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Ring around the Rosie
A Pocket full of posies
Ashes, Ashes
We all fall down.

Do you remember when/where you learned this nursery rhyme?

Sometimes you just have to look reality in the eye and say, 'Man, what happened to your other eye?
-- Angela Waversak

I got an email from Angela Waversak last night:
I'm Angela [BLEEP], formerly Angela Waversak, currently of [YOUR MOMMA]....
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6underground:

Do you remember when/where you learned this nursery rhyme?



Junior school. We were learning about the Plague and that came up! Good old England and our history! biggrin

lotus:
You are the first person to identify my lyrics. You win!
I have no real prize for you though.
I wouldn't mind having extra toothpaste. I like clean teeth. smile
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Anyone that is even casually educated knows a little about the Bubonic Plague (The Black Death). Between 1347 and 1352 twenty five million people, or one third of Europe's entire population, fell before pestilence and his black horse. Infected fleas carried by rats violated an entire continent! In the winter the disease would wane due mostly to fleas going dormant through the cold weather, but...
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lordmuppet:
There is one way to settle the argumentt ... I need to find out first whether sloths are a protected species? mmm sloth burger mmm
venomlily:
I stand corrected. Thats what I get for not fact-checking things my hairdresser tells me before spouting them off to others. Gleefully going back to children's songs being children's songs.
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Man, my new password is kicking me in the balls. I had the unfortunate idea to pick a word I type a whole lot. Of course, being the good little computer nerd I am I felt compelled to replace certain letters with numbers. The pitiful and totally unforeseen effect was every time I type the word now I add the numbers.

It's entirely possible my...
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lordmuppet:
Hey there,

I was glancing through the old philosophy group threads and came across your thing about God being a programmer and was really suprised that no one mentioned that there is a big history idea that the human mind is essentially a computer program and that it is only a matter of time before we create computers with minds.

It was quite a fashionable view for a while and it seems strange that no-one on the thread said anything about the Chinese room argument by John Searle. In brief this was the argument that we will never be able to make programs that think (in the sense we think) because this doesn't make sense as a concept. The Chinese Room argument tries to show that human minds have semantics or meanings while even the best programs have no semantics only syntax that is they only shuffle around symbols in a way we told them to when we designed them.

Obviously there are people that disagree with Searle on this though. I haven't looked closely at a lot of the really good objections but the one that sticks in my mind is the objection that Searle begs the question in assuming that human minds have semantics ... although now I think about it that doesnt sound so hot.

Anyway there's a lot of stuff on the Chinese Room and Strong A.I (which is what Searle calls it) on the net although if your really interested you should see the relevant chapter 'can computers think' in Minds, Brain and Science by Searle. I think there's something in his Rediscovery of the Mind too.

I'm sorry if this has been annoying ... I'm not trying to be bitchy or clever I just thought you would like to know about this argument of Searle's if you want to develop your idea.
ash:
oh cooooooool babes, thank you so much for the tip!! one more question though blush Does it take up like .. a huge amount of space on the computer? Because I think this thing only holds like 4-5 gigs
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ash:
lol, apnea ... afraid of something? lol I wonder why. Ppl around sg are weird yeah, but not scary. NOTHING SCARES ASH!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!

Are u good with photoshop? hOW much did it cost you to buy it becasuse I really need it badly !
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Hello Peanut!

Sometimes I wish SGHouston wasn't so damn lame. None of the members here DO anything. Yea, I've met 3 cool people in town through this, but there is no actual SG community. I see posts from people in Portland, Seattle, NY, and Canada where there are thriving communities of at least moderately cool people. I suppose I have town envy.

Top Three SG...
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ginny:
RE: Your Website.

People aren't stupid, it's just that the waves don't look all that menacing. The ocean produces large waves all the time, and most of the time they don't make it up onto the shore and into the hotel swimming pools. I can't be sure I would run either.
ash:
dude i think the same thing. there are like ... ten million women here in chicago (one of the largest cities in the world, mind you) and Im the only SG in this area. the members from chi town suck, well 80% of them anyways, and qwe never do SHIT! Youd think with a city this big we'd have something, but no ...

houston has APNEA and LITHIUM PICNIC!! WTF ARE U BITCHING ABT? LOL plus my man is from houston. I know the SG texas group ALWAYS does things .. but I believe theyre in dallas and austin mainly. I think those are far from you, arent they? confused
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*lame filler post*

I didn't like my last few entries and got tired of looking at them.

I bought World of Warcraft this morning. Everyone better be fucking right, because I'm going to rage all over their face if I spent $50 on a game that blows.

"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds." J. Robert Oppenheimer quoting Vishnu at the first testing of...
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