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You can spice up any sentence by sprinkling it with the delicious spice of life called profanity. Whether you want your point to end in a sharp period rather than a limp dot, toss in a few cuss words and watch the words just blossom.
example
Version 1: "Good try"
Version 2: "Holy shit you fucking gimped fucker, you really dropped the goddamned ball...
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You can spice up any sentence by sprinkling it with the delicious spice of life called profanity. Whether you want your point to end in a sharp period rather than a limp dot, toss in a few cuss words and watch the words just blossom.
example
Version 1: "Good try"
Version 2: "Holy shit you fucking gimped fucker, you really dropped the goddamned ball...
Read More
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darklis:
I honestly thought I had already added you, but I am a neglectful ass, and I apologize. I like hanging out with you in "real life." 
radiofrank:
Ha! You're quite right. Profanity is indeed the spice of life. 
Last night was pretty cool. It was nice to see some familiar faces, and some new ones. I'd write more, but this is the epitome of the lazy Sunday
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kestrel:
You're probably right.
... hmm, must buy stock in the company...
... hmm, must buy stock in the company...
judypatricia:
I should be going to sleep now, not waking up.
And the Winner is Kestrel, with the answer of the Unstoppable 1:05!
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radiofrank:
Great picture! 
It was great to see you again, and I trust that you had a pleasant time as well.
Oh, and before I forget...I'd totally trip you up in order to escape from a cheetah.
It was great to see you again, and I trust that you had a pleasant time as well.
Oh, and before I forget...I'd totally trip you up in order to escape from a cheetah.
iii:
Did you require the usage of any cinder blocks on the way home last night?
A million cool points goes to any non-PresidentNumber2 member who can tell me what I'm referring to if I mention the 'Anti-NHS' group. Winners will be showered with praises and kudos. Losers, well, losing is it's own punishment
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radiofrank:
I'm guessing (as has everyone else so far) that it is the opposite of the NHS group. If that's the case, then would it be possible to sign me up for that?
kestrel:
That's right, get your ass in the 1:05.
We are the keepers of a culture of exploitation. A culture in which the rich exploit the poor, only for the poor to be told that they are not ambitious enough. A culture in which the powerful exploit the powerless, only for the powerless to be told that it is freedom.
-Matthew Good
(an article similar in tone I found the other day, even if...
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-Matthew Good
(an article similar in tone I found the other day, even if...
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freakpirate:
Cashier: That will be $5.99
Man in line: Ooh but I have this coup-AAAAAACK!
*steps over man*
Cashier: That will be $5.99
Me: I have this coupon...
Man in line: Ooh but I have this coup-AAAAAACK!
*steps over man*
Cashier: That will be $5.99
Me: I have this coupon...
trixel:
You should become one of those unsuspecting bushes, that has just enough little claw branches sticking out that will snag and rake the skin of anyone who comes to close but not paying attention
hmm, sounds like someone I know.
Our states of being clothed, fed, sheltered are purely an accident of the birth lottery. Lucky us few.
ps. I saw the im where you asked me for a favour. I was putting laundry in the washing machine. What do you need? email me.
hmm, sounds like someone I know.
Our states of being clothed, fed, sheltered are purely an accident of the birth lottery. Lucky us few.
ps. I saw the im where you asked me for a favour. I was putting laundry in the washing machine. What do you need? email me.
NASA spent millions of dollars to solve the problem of getting a pen to work in low-gravity.
The Soviets just used a pencil.
There's something to be said for simplicity. I've been wrestling with various contemplative concepts the last little bit, one of the major ones is how to simplify my life. That notion alone could become a life-long quest in itself. There's something somewhat...
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The Soviets just used a pencil.
There's something to be said for simplicity. I've been wrestling with various contemplative concepts the last little bit, one of the major ones is how to simplify my life. That notion alone could become a life-long quest in itself. There's something somewhat...
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radiofrank:
You had me going there for a minute, you jerk...
If that is the case, though, then I'm not surprised. I've done my fair share of sinning, I think.
If that is the case, though, then I'm not surprised. I've done my fair share of sinning, I think.
radiofrank:
You've got a point there.
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kay:
Wow. I'm with PresidentNumber2 on that question.
Happy New Year love.
~cheers
Happy New Year love.
~cheers
brookelynne:
I want to know where your favorite place in the world is.
Do I get two?
Where is your favorite place to eat and what is it like there?
Do I get two?
Where is your favorite place to eat and what is it like there?
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kay:
Hum...what is interesting about me? Hum. Ugh...I used to play the flute.
~cheers
~cheers
judypatricia:
I had another dream about you (no, I'm not complaining). I miss you. Come online. 
To me, the year still begins in September. That's still my frame of reference for the passage of time outside of major holiday/life events. I think over the past few days, I made a mental note that I am going to give Toronto until May (when my lease on this apartment expires) Unless things get drastically better, I can't really justify why I should stay...
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judypatricia:
The day you left to go home and I was at work, I opened a Snapple Iced Tea and read the little useless fact they have printed under the cap. It says: "11% of the people in the world are left-handed." So there, feel special. And you know that when I read that, I totally sighed because it made me miss you.
/end fag.
/end fag.
radiofrank:
I can think of a few reasons for you to stick around, MB, but the decision is ultimately yours to make.
ADDITION: Yesterday my flight home was delayed by about 3 hours. This is 3 hours spent sitting on the runway. Add to this the shrill screaming babies, and the sitting next to someone whos mass encroached onto my seat. The only thing I dislike about flying is being forced into such close proximity with ther people.
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You know, I've been at an impasse for...
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You know, I've been at an impasse for...
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judypatricia:
If you're not too tired when you get home, please call me. I miss you. A lot. I don't care what time it is.
judypatricia:
Someone went crazy on the flight? I thought you Canadians were too mellow to lose your minds.
Honey!
I...miss you. Hugely. You should have taken a flight here.
I hope your damn presents get there today.
I'm working (la la laa, naturally) from 11 to 7-ish and won't be home til after 8. Or 9. You must talk to me tonight.
Honey!
I...miss you. Hugely. You should have taken a flight here.
I hope your damn presents get there today.
I'm working (la la laa, naturally) from 11 to 7-ish and won't be home til after 8. Or 9. You must talk to me tonight.
Man, I write some sucky journal entries sometimes that I just need to put some sort of placeholder in front of just so I don't have to look at it anymore
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judypatricia:
Hey, here's an idea: how 'bout you put down the video game controller and talk to me.
cavatica:
It's whatever you want it to be, baby. ;>
Quick, only five more spending days until Christmas! There's a reason that the holiday colours are red and green. Red because thats where most people are in after the season, and green because it's the most important thing. 
radiofrank:
Truer words were never spoken.