i hate when i hit my little pinky toe... it makes me wanna cry
gileragirl:
Dang me toooooo! 
rumbler:
It sucks, it really does...
All by myself....don't wanna be ALL BY MYSELF...
plug it in plug it in
tripster:
thats a dirty video
maeby:
What is? Glade plug ins? Yeah they ARE quite nasty...
"this is a very sexy time for you"
-George Michael (Arrested Development)
-George Michael (Arrested Development)
Chapter 5 sucks
its a festivus miracle!
did you ever know that you're my hero?
tx_firefight:
Who Me? why than... oh you meant that other guy....
ew discharge...
Pecan street festival was coooool. And by cool i mean hot as shit outside. But i had my very first Jim-Jim. Oh my. So tasty...
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tx_firefight:
and by hot as shit outside you mean ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT FUKN DEGREES... in september no less. Sorry you didn't get in that group but at least you've got more than one friend(only friend I have is one that is from real life so no internet friends for me either) and live in one of the better cities in the US 
maeby:
aw Tx, now that's real sweet there.
they think nothing of making me work 7 days straight, 50 hours. of course not. the week ends on a saturday. THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY ME OVERTIME.
tx_firefight:
Jeez, may be time for a 'come to jesus' talk with the old boss... specially if they don't pay overtime.
i met this girl from New Orleans at work/school. She was amazing. I want to be her friend.
tx_firefight:
I say do it... Is she someone recently displaced from New Orleans?
maeby:
yeah. she had just bought a house the wednesday before the uh "accident". what balls. but they love being in Austin!
I hope she calls...
I hope she calls...