miloryan

my bad- I was looking at your crush=not your main profile. I thought that was your virginity spot. Sorry for embarrassing you- if I did.
xo

D00d- I'm right there with you- I so totally need to join the Geezer group. Isn't it like required? LOL I have read their caption next to there Group picture and I think they say something like- get your ass in here or something like that.

Oh- I should know that- I've seen the Breakfast Club a grip of times. Hmmm. Guess it's the Turkey Pot pie scene that really sticks with me. Well that and the Ally Sheeny dandruff scene. I wonder if there is a Breakfast Club -which character are you generator on the net. I'd be Ally for sure. Did you see all that junk in her purse? Holy shit. That is so totally my purse. The other day I gathered up all of my purses and physically DUMPED them all upside down into a big box. Score! I found all kinds of shit including money. Anyway- I can barely squeeze my hand into my purse right now. I just hate cleaning it out. It's seriously like half purse half trashcan. All my purses are weird too. Like adult women always look at me all weird when I'm in public. I have like a Hello Kitty Head, I have her friend Batz Maru's head, I have a monster fur one that looks like a dead cat. The one I'm using right now had weird Hello Kitty print all over it, but the artist didn't color it all in so I took it upon myself to break out the pretty colored sharpies and color all the fun shapes and pictures in. It looks amazing, but I do get weird looks from the chicks carrying around like COACH purses n shit. *shrugs* I so want an INVADER ZIM purse.

What character would you be?

I'm pretty sure that sticker was a bit of hipster irony, which is one of Portland's biggest exports.

I drive one of those "satanic spawn" SUV's and, in fact, I don't get all that bad of gas mileage! That, and I pass the DEQ every single bloody time. Bigger does not necessarily mean badder but I'm afraid some people just don't see it that way. *sigh* Besides, I'm only five foot three and driving a big ol' Pathfinder puts me up high above the rest of the traffic. It's the only time in my life that I actually get to feel "tall" and it's a perspective that makes me feel much safer than having my ass draggin' on the ground in some little sub-compact that gets 300 miles to the gallon. IT's all about the trade-off, I suppose. Good gas mileage vs. feeling safer on the road.

Hmmmm, why am I justifying all this to you??? Probably because I've taken so much shit from liberal Portlanders over the years and have developed an overly sensitive attitude about my vehicle. Sorry for the rant.....

How've you been lately, BTW. Sorry I've been so absent at SGPDX functions. Still working my ass off, like 65 hours a week. In fact, today was the first day in like 45 days that I've actually NOT had to go into the office. Crazy.......

Dude, I want on the boat! Hey, I'm in PDX through Sunday. Let's do drinks some night.

Mystery solved.

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Everything+SG/230820/

Mmmmmm, I just thought it was another facet of some super secret identity!

totally went to see the midget stripper. it was rad.

a name change? i don't think that i can handle that, my friend.

i always wanted to live on a houseboat....unfortunately they don't make apartment-boats, so it's been outta my league.

25 years of living in Hurricane Central means I'm not even comfortable living in a wooden house, much less a boat.

She was on the schedule at DP as late as last fall, so it's quite possible.

I saw Ryan at Dante's while I was getting pizza. I hadn't seen her since my first trip to Portland over two years ago, and barely recognized her if not for her cherry tattoo. I would've said hello, but she was inside, I was outside, and screaming across the kitchen didn't seem like a viable (sane) option. Which bummed me out; I miss that girl.

I would like to see Scylla walking anywhere . . .

Yeah, I actually ran into fallenicarus by accident, and also my friend Marsha. Portland is a small city.

So yeah dude, thanks for coming out Friday if I didn't already tell you man. That was fun even though the final moments of the night were blurry.

i bake shit.

i don't really. except for mine.

you wouldn't want to go to a strip club in roslyn. seriously that town creeps me out, i would never want to be there at night.

I'll be in portland the 9th-16th. you should take me to lunch

yep gonna be there mid july actually!!!

um... TMI?

i second the TMI......


also, you aren't an ass....a lot of comics aren't funny....espescially the loudmouths.

It's a pretty fuckin' sexy language.

HI!