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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Incase you people missed it yesterday one last day of promotion. I made a group with Daliyah called The Dead Vagina Club its for guys and girls alike to talk about everyones favorite bodypart. With that said heres some random shit.
My babies daddy joined SG His name is Pervert drop by and say hello if you get a chance.
Some questions I'd like...
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Incase you people missed it yesterday one last day of promotion. I made a group with Daliyah called The Dead Vagina Club its for guys and girls alike to talk about everyones favorite bodypart. With that said heres some random shit.
My babies daddy joined SG His name is Pervert drop by and say hello if you get a chance.
Some questions I'd like...
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xartificialnight:
1. Have you ever seen a ghost? No 
But I've felt them near me
2. Do you believe in Aliens from outer space? Yes
3. Do you believe people have a soul? Yes
4. If you were going to invent yourself as a cartoon superhero, what would your name be, what are your powers, what would your costume look like and what would your mode of transportation be? (car,flying,boat,etc?) I'd be like the incredibly lame girl. I'd wear what I do everyday, and drive a cool pimped out car....maybe a hurst, and for superpowers....I'd have stregnth, mind reading abilities.....and I could fly
5. Do you relate more to Velma, Daphne, Fred or Shaggy? None
6. Whats your favorite Holiday? Halloween - Christmas
7. If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what would it be? When I got kissed by Steve from Taproot
8. If you believe you have a soul would you sell it to another person to have all your wishes comes true? No
9. Whats the worst thing you have done to get attention from the opposite sex? Started yelling at someone
10. If you could be a "superstar" for one day who would it be? Shirley Manson
11. Whats the worse thing you have ever said to a person to breakup with them? I always get dumped
12. If I told you I loved you would you believe me? Yes because I know you do
haha
13. Have you ever told someone you loved them just cause they said it to you first? Yes
14. Name 3 things that makes you sad that arent on your profile. War, Bush, and having to listen to the same 2 songs over and over again.
15. If I asked you out on a date would you accept? Be honest. Tell me why you gave your answer. Yes because you are so totally awesome and you always make me smile and/or laugh.
16. If you could find out the meaning of life would you want to know? No
17. Would you mind growing up to be just like your Mother? or Father? YES! I've spent the past 18 years trying not to.
18. Whats the longest grudge you have ever held? Um....-checks watch- Going on 3 years....I have a damn good reason too.
19. Have you ever used a pickupline? did it work? Yes, kinda.
20. Do you like yourself overall? Yes and No. Depends on what we're talking about.
And don't worry. I won't be driving in VA for quite sometime. I'm sticking to my neighborhood for right now haha.
But I've felt them near me
2. Do you believe in Aliens from outer space? Yes
3. Do you believe people have a soul? Yes
4. If you were going to invent yourself as a cartoon superhero, what would your name be, what are your powers, what would your costume look like and what would your mode of transportation be? (car,flying,boat,etc?) I'd be like the incredibly lame girl. I'd wear what I do everyday, and drive a cool pimped out car....maybe a hurst, and for superpowers....I'd have stregnth, mind reading abilities.....and I could fly
5. Do you relate more to Velma, Daphne, Fred or Shaggy? None
6. Whats your favorite Holiday? Halloween - Christmas
7. If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what would it be? When I got kissed by Steve from Taproot
8. If you believe you have a soul would you sell it to another person to have all your wishes comes true? No
9. Whats the worst thing you have done to get attention from the opposite sex? Started yelling at someone
10. If you could be a "superstar" for one day who would it be? Shirley Manson
11. Whats the worse thing you have ever said to a person to breakup with them? I always get dumped
12. If I told you I loved you would you believe me? Yes because I know you do
haha
13. Have you ever told someone you loved them just cause they said it to you first? Yes
14. Name 3 things that makes you sad that arent on your profile. War, Bush, and having to listen to the same 2 songs over and over again.
15. If I asked you out on a date would you accept? Be honest. Tell me why you gave your answer. Yes because you are so totally awesome and you always make me smile and/or laugh.
16. If you could find out the meaning of life would you want to know? No
17. Would you mind growing up to be just like your Mother? or Father? YES! I've spent the past 18 years trying not to.
18. Whats the longest grudge you have ever held? Um....-checks watch- Going on 3 years....I have a damn good reason too.
19. Have you ever used a pickupline? did it work? Yes, kinda.
20. Do you like yourself overall? Yes and No. Depends on what we're talking about.
And don't worry. I won't be driving in VA for quite sometime. I'm sticking to my neighborhood for right now haha.
cheech:
I better compose this in Word very long, ya know.
1. No
2. This is tough to summarize. I believe there must be life in the universe. I dont believe any of the claims humans are making about them, though. They didnt land at Roswell. They dont suck cows guts out. They dont rectally probe anyone.
Its not that I think human beings are rampant liars (although they obviously are), its just that- reality check- why would advanced beings use all of that supposed physics-defying technology to come rectally examine people? . . . okay, fun, yes, but thats more like a human reason.
I think there might be experimental unmanned aircraft being tested on at Area 51. Any further ponderance or analysis makes me feel like a silly conspiracy nut.
3. Not really, but Im not trying to make any claims on anything religious-like.
4. I would be Gentle-Man. Dress in nice, beat-up clothes and have the ability to make a fabulously quotable witticism about any subject, under any circumstance, a la Quentin Crisp.
5. I probably bore most people like Fred. I would like to be an uber-hot lezzie like Velma, but that just isnt the case so I have to say I perceive myself as more Shaggy-like and in others eyes Im probably Fred minus the glamorous cravat. Maybe I should buy one.
6. Thanksgiving, Christmas. . . any holiday that gives you more than just one day off of work. I like Christmas decorations, for the most part. I think the plain-white icicle lights are a bit played-out, though. People probably think theyre classier than multi-colored lights.
People usually weigh in on the extremes of opinion on Christmas songs, but the fact is- theres hundreds. Some good ones, some bad ones.
7. I guess SEX would be a shallow answer?? Ive had a lot of fun times in life and dont really put any one of them way over the others. Im versatile; just any time I wasnt in pain or humiliation will do.
I was just re-reading this question- did you mean relive a moment to enjoy it or to change it? I first thought you meant the former. . .if its the latter, I would change as much as I could. Im not one of these drips who says, Oh, I wouldnt change anything, it has all made me who I am, blahblahblah. I cant stand when people say that. Its so goofily, lyingly Pollyannaish. I would try to do every last damn thing differently. Why would you take a magical opportunity to live life over again and do everything the same???
8. I dunno if I have a soul, but I think this questions, no offense, too speculative and lacking in particulars for me to answer. Sowwy.
9. I think I have yet to attract the attention of the opposite sex. When it happens, Ill let you know.
10. I would be Paris Hilton. See, she has money and (what I think are) good looks, but basically no other redeeming qualities. Everybody hates her because of this; I would be her and do likable things, such as sell all my diamonds and give the proceeds to the Natural Resources Defense Council, sell off everything else and give the money to Kill Rock Stars recording artists Deerhoof, and stop doing that goddamn pose where she tilts her head to one side and leers at the camera. As for the illicit internet porn, well umm, that might not end, so sorry. You still might see her/ me with a dick in my mouth in some illicit online video, occasionally. And obviously a fair amount of pussy in my mouth, too.
Actually, cancel all of that Id rather be Kelly Osbourne. Shes hotter, and has cooler parents. . . although I think her tattoos sugk azz. Maybe I could cover em up with some snazzy new Drive-By Truckers or Pavement tatts.
11. Aha! Finally something Ive never done wrong! Ive never done this.
12. Well, that would be nice. I think true love requires some indeterminate long time, or great deal of conversation and communication, to set in, but I dunno, thats me.
13. Kinda. I mean, I wasnt sure, but then I soon found out I meant it.
14. Job interviews make me more miserable than just about anything. I cant sell myself; I find the whole concept arrogant and repugnant. Im an okay worker; not the best youll find, not the worst. And the whole thing make me nervous as hell.
Of course, not being in a relationship with a lady, a real, totally-on, we-live-together relationship, makes me sad sometimes. . . but its the kinda thing I just dont feel is helped by blabbing about it. Some people blab about it til you wanna clobber them. I dont wanna be one of those people. . . and I have a possible, sorta-on relationship, anyway, but even if I didnt, I really dont want to complain about it and drive people insane.
People who come in at work. I dont think I mentioned that in my Profile. Some of them are loathsome. Whatre ya gonna do?
15. I would be flattered as hell, but I am trying to go out with someone as it is.
16. I dont think there is one. For moral people, its being moral. For immoral people, its exploiting everyone and everything. So I guess theres two meanings of life, depending on where you fall.
17. Im a pretty different person from them. I guess it would sound dickish to say no, but the answer is Im just not that similar to them.
18. I really dont know. Maybe hating the Yankees? I dont really watch baseball much anymore, but I still dont like them. Its a pretty minor thing, though.
19. No. . . and theres no way in hell itd have worked.
20. Yeah. I assume other folks dont like me, though.
1. No
2. This is tough to summarize. I believe there must be life in the universe. I dont believe any of the claims humans are making about them, though. They didnt land at Roswell. They dont suck cows guts out. They dont rectally probe anyone.
Its not that I think human beings are rampant liars (although they obviously are), its just that- reality check- why would advanced beings use all of that supposed physics-defying technology to come rectally examine people? . . . okay, fun, yes, but thats more like a human reason.
I think there might be experimental unmanned aircraft being tested on at Area 51. Any further ponderance or analysis makes me feel like a silly conspiracy nut.
3. Not really, but Im not trying to make any claims on anything religious-like.
4. I would be Gentle-Man. Dress in nice, beat-up clothes and have the ability to make a fabulously quotable witticism about any subject, under any circumstance, a la Quentin Crisp.
5. I probably bore most people like Fred. I would like to be an uber-hot lezzie like Velma, but that just isnt the case so I have to say I perceive myself as more Shaggy-like and in others eyes Im probably Fred minus the glamorous cravat. Maybe I should buy one.
6. Thanksgiving, Christmas. . . any holiday that gives you more than just one day off of work. I like Christmas decorations, for the most part. I think the plain-white icicle lights are a bit played-out, though. People probably think theyre classier than multi-colored lights.
People usually weigh in on the extremes of opinion on Christmas songs, but the fact is- theres hundreds. Some good ones, some bad ones.
7. I guess SEX would be a shallow answer?? Ive had a lot of fun times in life and dont really put any one of them way over the others. Im versatile; just any time I wasnt in pain or humiliation will do.
I was just re-reading this question- did you mean relive a moment to enjoy it or to change it? I first thought you meant the former. . .if its the latter, I would change as much as I could. Im not one of these drips who says, Oh, I wouldnt change anything, it has all made me who I am, blahblahblah. I cant stand when people say that. Its so goofily, lyingly Pollyannaish. I would try to do every last damn thing differently. Why would you take a magical opportunity to live life over again and do everything the same???
8. I dunno if I have a soul, but I think this questions, no offense, too speculative and lacking in particulars for me to answer. Sowwy.
9. I think I have yet to attract the attention of the opposite sex. When it happens, Ill let you know.
10. I would be Paris Hilton. See, she has money and (what I think are) good looks, but basically no other redeeming qualities. Everybody hates her because of this; I would be her and do likable things, such as sell all my diamonds and give the proceeds to the Natural Resources Defense Council, sell off everything else and give the money to Kill Rock Stars recording artists Deerhoof, and stop doing that goddamn pose where she tilts her head to one side and leers at the camera. As for the illicit internet porn, well umm, that might not end, so sorry. You still might see her/ me with a dick in my mouth in some illicit online video, occasionally. And obviously a fair amount of pussy in my mouth, too.
Actually, cancel all of that Id rather be Kelly Osbourne. Shes hotter, and has cooler parents. . . although I think her tattoos sugk azz. Maybe I could cover em up with some snazzy new Drive-By Truckers or Pavement tatts.
11. Aha! Finally something Ive never done wrong! Ive never done this.
12. Well, that would be nice. I think true love requires some indeterminate long time, or great deal of conversation and communication, to set in, but I dunno, thats me.
13. Kinda. I mean, I wasnt sure, but then I soon found out I meant it.
14. Job interviews make me more miserable than just about anything. I cant sell myself; I find the whole concept arrogant and repugnant. Im an okay worker; not the best youll find, not the worst. And the whole thing make me nervous as hell.
Of course, not being in a relationship with a lady, a real, totally-on, we-live-together relationship, makes me sad sometimes. . . but its the kinda thing I just dont feel is helped by blabbing about it. Some people blab about it til you wanna clobber them. I dont wanna be one of those people. . . and I have a possible, sorta-on relationship, anyway, but even if I didnt, I really dont want to complain about it and drive people insane.
People who come in at work. I dont think I mentioned that in my Profile. Some of them are loathsome. Whatre ya gonna do?
15. I would be flattered as hell, but I am trying to go out with someone as it is.
16. I dont think there is one. For moral people, its being moral. For immoral people, its exploiting everyone and everything. So I guess theres two meanings of life, depending on where you fall.
17. Im a pretty different person from them. I guess it would sound dickish to say no, but the answer is Im just not that similar to them.
18. I really dont know. Maybe hating the Yankees? I dont really watch baseball much anymore, but I still dont like them. Its a pretty minor thing, though.
19. No. . . and theres no way in hell itd have worked.
20. Yeah. I assume other folks dont like me, though.
Wow Wow Wow Wow!!!!!!!!
Last Night was fucking awesome!!!
Went to the SGVA Bowlaramadingdong, took the absolutely beautiful -funny -sexy-lushious- bootilicious-vivaciously lovely puresauciness She, my friends, kicks all kinds of ass. When we got there we headed for the pee room and came out to find Nirvana454 and Cheech waiting. After maybe 30 minutes of chat and a pitcher of beer (thanks Chris) in walks...
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Last Night was fucking awesome!!!
Went to the SGVA Bowlaramadingdong, took the absolutely beautiful -funny -sexy-lushious- bootilicious-vivaciously lovely puresauciness She, my friends, kicks all kinds of ass. When we got there we headed for the pee room and came out to find Nirvana454 and Cheech waiting. After maybe 30 minutes of chat and a pitcher of beer (thanks Chris) in walks...
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nocontrol:
Hahaha...
"s5 said:
nothing creeps me out more than olsen twins appreciation threads. VH1 recently devoted an entire half hour segment to clever male comedians making witty remarks about 17 year old girls they're perving at, and it made my stomach churn a bit.
especially when it comes to the olsen twins. i have distinct memories of seeing them on full house for the first time, as BABIES. "
"s5 said:
nothing creeps me out more than olsen twins appreciation threads. VH1 recently devoted an entire half hour segment to clever male comedians making witty remarks about 17 year old girls they're perving at, and it made my stomach churn a bit.
especially when it comes to the olsen twins. i have distinct memories of seeing them on full house for the first time, as BABIES. "
anger_frog:
I'm not wearing pants!
Wow Just wanna say Daliyah you kick all sorts of ass in everyway! I love you girl! And the pirate pic is perfect!!!!! I so hope it get approves
So tonight is the Olsen Twins party at Ash's. I ordered 2 cakes yesterday each with a pic of "my girls" on it. The lady behind the counter thought they were my kids. I'm like dude......
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So tonight is the Olsen Twins party at Ash's. I ordered 2 cakes yesterday each with a pic of "my girls" on it. The lady behind the counter thought they were my kids. I'm like dude......
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cheech:
So the Olsen twins have the same birthday? Coincidence.
puresauciness:
Love the new profile pic!
Thanks TONS for last night. You are the best. I really had a great time thanks to you.
Thanks TONS for last night. You are the best. I really had a great time thanks to you.
1000 flies attached themselves to my legs last night and tried to eat me! My friend who I have known the better part of 26 years took me to this little crab shack/bar in woodbridge called "Tims by the Shore" Its this groovy little hole in the wall thats set on the water where you order fresh fish and corona's all night. They also have...
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user209834982:
thanks 
mschrista:
hun did you prank call me last night? if you did please tell me i'm still freaked out about it
have a good day
have a good day
Yesterday was absolutely beautiful. I took my oldest son to wally world to get a sprinkler. 30 minutes and $2.98 later we come out with this kickass butterfly
sprinkler that spins water around with a 6 spout fountain. It totally rocks. Anyways we set it up in our backyard and within 25 minutes theres 16 kids and
myself looking like drowned rats. So much fun....
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sprinkler that spins water around with a 6 spout fountain. It totally rocks. Anyways we set it up in our backyard and within 25 minutes theres 16 kids and
myself looking like drowned rats. So much fun....
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trocc:
well done. you certainly got me spot-on.
climac:
good morning, darlin.... i saw your request for butt shots and thighs... i have a new butt shot for you...check it out
So this is another random journal entry of just crap in my head.
First,
I am deleteing a few names off my friends list. These are people with whom have enjoyed a one sided friendship with me and no longer reply to my postings in thier journal. These few dont seem to give a shit so why should I. If you were on here and...
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First,
I am deleteing a few names off my friends list. These are people with whom have enjoyed a one sided friendship with me and no longer reply to my postings in thier journal. These few dont seem to give a shit so why should I. If you were on here and...
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unknowntrigram:
Reki is an eastern art. Re = Spirit. Ki = Energy.
It is ... a healing art.
It is all about cleaning out the chakras and promoting balance. I've just gotten my Reki II thinger... In a few months... maybe longer, I will try to become a Reki Master. That would be awesome. I'm like 1 step away from it.
It is ... a healing art.
It is all about cleaning out the chakras and promoting balance. I've just gotten my Reki II thinger... In a few months... maybe longer, I will try to become a Reki Master. That would be awesome. I'm like 1 step away from it.
jpguinness:
Hey. I have been so fucking wrapped up in my own shit. I am sorry I have been incommunicato.
Thanks for your pics. I am going to send you a few interesting pics for you this weekend. I owe you. What d'ya think?
Thanks for your pics. I am going to send you a few interesting pics for you this weekend. I owe you. What d'ya think?
I am not a Heroin junkie.
I drink , I 420, I masturbate. Those are my vices in life take it or fucking leave it.
I will write a better entry tomorrow morning. Im going to bed.
I drink , I 420, I masturbate. Those are my vices in life take it or fucking leave it.
I will write a better entry tomorrow morning. Im going to bed.
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mschrista:
I am not a Heroin junkie. what the fuck? who said this? i'm already pist about my truck i'll go kiss some ass for ya
i'm off to work have a good day
ok thought you might need some kisses
i'm off to work have a good day
ok thought you might need some kisses
punkinhead:
You know I thought it was screwy - but fuck, H people are screwy by definition.
I don't think you are an asshole, but I didn't want to say "Gee, sounds like you had a merry olde time on the smack."
And you did piss yourself. Twice, am I right?
So anyway, rock on. Be careful and stay away from that ill shit should it ever come up.
Im relieved!
Take it light,
ph
I don't think you are an asshole, but I didn't want to say "Gee, sounds like you had a merry olde time on the smack."
And you did piss yourself. Twice, am I right?
So anyway, rock on. Be careful and stay away from that ill shit should it ever come up.
Im relieved!
Take it light,
ph
Pre warning this is gonna be a long ass entry.
Wow what a fucking weekend.
I danced with Mr. Brownstone Friday and Saturday night and let me say he kicked my ass both nights. Friday night was girls night out that started off innocent enough then turned into a miget freakshow, me pissing on myself in front of a bag lady, and then riding the...
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Wow what a fucking weekend.
I danced with Mr. Brownstone Friday and Saturday night and let me say he kicked my ass both nights. Friday night was girls night out that started off innocent enough then turned into a miget freakshow, me pissing on myself in front of a bag lady, and then riding the...
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jenya:
ummmm......was someone watching your kid while you were outside getting blasted?????
mschrista:
sorry long
you are so funny glad you had a good weekend mine FUCKING sucked so saturday i start taking the things off the trans that i can get off with out jays help he get home all pist cuz i started taking things apart with out him i'm like ok what ever so i go in brake open my rum and sit in the computer room most of the night tell 2 i think sunday we get up (830)eat cold pizza for brakefast get to work get all the bolts out and go to lower the trans with 2 jacks half way down the fucking thing drops jay gets all pist so i'm like take a brake now(in my head or i'm going to fucking kill you) so we go to the bank and mickeyds come home it takes almost 2 hours to get the damn seal to go in right woo hoo get to put it back together 4 hrs latter its 10 at night and i'm laying under my truck with a light trying to get the starter back on jays sitting at the computer bitching at me threw the damn window so i'm all pist off and drop the damn starter and smash my middle finger (starter about 20-30 lbs) 10:45 finly done its running SWEET so i take it for a drive to make sure its not making any strange noises its not good so i come in the house and jays jerking off to some freaky porn i roll my eyes and go start the wash because his lazy ass couldn't do it i come up stares and hes in the shower grrr i'm covered head to toe in greas i should have taken a pic for you hehe and hes been in the house for an hour WTF finly my turn shower get out and hes looking at porn again what the fuck i'm sleepie so i go in his room lock the door and go to bed hehe piss me off i'll lock you out of your own room fall asleep at 230 get up at 6 45 damn i did not want to get up
ok this is long i'm going to end now love ya i'll right more latter
hope you didn't read this yet i forgot THE FUCKING THING IS STILL LEAKING
[Edited on Jun 07, 2004 3:29PM]
you are so funny glad you had a good weekend mine FUCKING sucked so saturday i start taking the things off the trans that i can get off with out jays help he get home all pist cuz i started taking things apart with out him i'm like ok what ever so i go in brake open my rum and sit in the computer room most of the night tell 2 i think sunday we get up (830)eat cold pizza for brakefast get to work get all the bolts out and go to lower the trans with 2 jacks half way down the fucking thing drops jay gets all pist so i'm like take a brake now(in my head or i'm going to fucking kill you) so we go to the bank and mickeyds come home it takes almost 2 hours to get the damn seal to go in right woo hoo get to put it back together 4 hrs latter its 10 at night and i'm laying under my truck with a light trying to get the starter back on jays sitting at the computer bitching at me threw the damn window so i'm all pist off and drop the damn starter and smash my middle finger (starter about 20-30 lbs) 10:45 finly done its running SWEET so i take it for a drive to make sure its not making any strange noises its not good so i come in the house and jays jerking off to some freaky porn i roll my eyes and go start the wash because his lazy ass couldn't do it i come up stares and hes in the shower grrr i'm covered head to toe in greas i should have taken a pic for you hehe and hes been in the house for an hour WTF finly my turn shower get out and hes looking at porn again what the fuck i'm sleepie so i go in his room lock the door and go to bed hehe piss me off i'll lock you out of your own room fall asleep at 230 get up at 6 45 damn i did not want to get up
ok this is long i'm going to end now
love ya i'll right more latter
hope you didn't read this yet i forgot THE FUCKING THING IS STILL LEAKING
[Edited on Jun 07, 2004 3:29PM]
Okay let me be the first to say I am a dumbass. I noticed a few days ago my friends list got smaller... Had no clue why, just brushed it off thinking I was just hallucinating. Well thanks to Mrs Babygirl bringing it to my attention I realised I deleted a few people from the edit pref screen on mistake. Yes I r a dumbass....
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daliyah:
I don't know if you have seen this but I thought of you, Hal is one of my favs and herBody Bag Set is one to be seen!
unknowntrigram:
I'm still on it. 
wow... I would hate to drop my pants in front of you then.
Psh. Forget that shit. You get no more cockshots.
MEAN.
have fun at the hooka bar.
wow... I would hate to drop my pants in front of you then.
Psh. Forget that shit. You get no more cockshots.
MEAN.
have fun at the hooka bar.
(Approximates)
9:32pm
I zipped my hair into the zipper of the bodybag. It tried to eat me.
9:47pm
Managed to yank my hair out of the zipper but fell off the bed doing so
9:52pm
Managed to inchworm my way back onto the bed and masturbated
10:31pm
Oldest son woke up crying, needs a drink
10:32pm
Cant get out. Need help, but hes in the...
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9:32pm
I zipped my hair into the zipper of the bodybag. It tried to eat me.
9:47pm
Managed to yank my hair out of the zipper but fell off the bed doing so
9:52pm
Managed to inchworm my way back onto the bed and masturbated
10:31pm
Oldest son woke up crying, needs a drink
10:32pm
Cant get out. Need help, but hes in the...
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jikarx:
would love to have watch you masturbate in the body bag
peggy:
So why was I removed?
Name changed to protect the not so innocent.
To my hands,
I've broken you
Cracked you
Slammed you in a car door
Used you to wipe a tear away
All without thanks
I've used you to do my talking
Picked my nose with you
Soothed a crying baby with you
Made a life with you
without thanks
I've masturbated using you
I've masturbated others using...
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To my hands,
I've broken you
Cracked you
Slammed you in a car door
Used you to wipe a tear away
All without thanks
I've used you to do my talking
Picked my nose with you
Soothed a crying baby with you
Made a life with you
without thanks
I've masturbated using you
I've masturbated others using...
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trixel:
Oh my, yes, much better. Thank you, Sex Goddess. 
nocontrol:
You're not in a very good mood, are ya punkin? Wassamatter?
I love your comment about the edge. Thats is a classic I will have to add to my memory banks for future use (if you dont mind of course, I think thats consider ineluctable property and I want to make sure you get due credit).
Will you even see this? Its on the 4th page man! Hey, Im tired but I will make it a point to answer you questions tomorrow.
Hump me and Ill hump you back. Next time I go MIA you can cum find meopps did I let that slip out.