Thanks for all your posts of concern. You guys are the bestest!
So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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I'll catch up to everyone tomorrow.
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5alvani:
why are you upset cutie?
freakchef:
Ok what did the crack whore do now???? 
Anyhoo as for the subserviant chicken he can lick my ass but Im sure he'll just shake his finger at me
Anyhoo as for the subserviant chicken he can lick my ass but Im sure he'll just shake his finger at me
Wow.
So okay. Ash's birthday was yesterday so we took her to Maryland to Dave and Busters (very huge videogame,pool tables, motorcross etc fun house) My head hurts. I think I drank my weight in Capt'n Morgan... Ugh. I feel like fermented road kill. Our limo driver was really cool though. He took us around DC and he knew where the exorcist stairs were so...
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So okay. Ash's birthday was yesterday so we took her to Maryland to Dave and Busters (very huge videogame,pool tables, motorcross etc fun house) My head hurts. I think I drank my weight in Capt'n Morgan... Ugh. I feel like fermented road kill. Our limo driver was really cool though. He took us around DC and he knew where the exorcist stairs were so...
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5alvani:
Happy wed!!! hump day! 
jibaili:
happy hump day, well it is here.. lol..
i have no funny pics
i have no funny pics
Im tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and tell me lies
I want a love that will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, thats alright
Because we can just cuddle all night
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I dont really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never...
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They cheat on me and tell me lies
I want a love that will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, thats alright
Because we can just cuddle all night
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I dont really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never...
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holymackerel:
ahh egg nog i wonder who invented it.. i want to get a little drunk but i also want some pancakes.. *s*
siqkat:
Hey there LilMissM. Haven't stopped by in a bit . Hope you are doing well. Like the poem. Like the idea of the fishnets better. My weekend pales in comparison. 
Well I got to the club late so no practise yesterday but i did get to watch some chubbies strip. It was pretty cool. One of the girls looked like Anna Nicole (before she lost the weight) she was working the pole. Jealousy was runnin amuck 
I did get a chance though to check out the people who were there to watch the show. There...
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I did get a chance though to check out the people who were there to watch the show. There... Read More
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minsc_and_boo:
the thought of you licking my head has me all warm and fuzzy 
dharmabox:
damn you really do scare the living shit out of me everytime i check out your journal. i have to take a deep breath :shudder:
you know the gals & fellas are going to go gagga over you if you dance right? you're hot!
and thanks for being so damn sweet and writing a testimonial for me. how can someone so scary be so lovely?
you know the gals & fellas are going to go gagga over you if you dance right? you're hot!
and thanks for being so damn sweet and writing a testimonial for me. how can someone so scary be so lovely?
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iq700:
I doesn't get much better than ebay. I'm glad you made that pole your bitch. By the way, did you keep the 20? So when do you hear back from the club?
lucifersmile:
EBAY! I had to take a break from it for a while. I couldn't keep up with the shipments. Maybe I should have remained a buyer. Drats. X 
So where to start. I got to the club about 2 pm and met my friend Tim, who I have been talking to via email for the last year and half. He kinda reminded me
of large Steve Busemi. It was weird at first. This guy has seen me naked doing weird stuff to my body through photos and now I meet him face to...
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of large Steve Busemi. It was weird at first. This guy has seen me naked doing weird stuff to my body through photos and now I meet him face to...
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aikaterine:
Happy hump day. I am so very sad that my testimonial from you is gone!
jibaili:
hump day.. yeah baby.. enjoy it..
Todays the day. I'm heading to the club in about 3 hours. I picked this song to try to dance too I dunno if you all know it but its Rob Zombies song Called House of 1000 corpses. It kinda has a sultry beat to it. So im gonna shake my ass off. Heres the lyrics:
She had a corpse
under her bed
he had...
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She had a corpse
under her bed
he had...
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5alvani:
lol you are such a character! .. she is not really my twin sister just me buddy I posted a pic of us... well happy Humpday!!! muah ahahaha i wish you were my hump buddy! 
.. she is not really my twin sister just me buddy I posted a pic of us... well happy Humpday!!! muah ahahaha i wish you were my hump buddy!
iq700:
I hope it went well. I'll check later to see if you updated your journal. Happy hump day.
I'm going to share with you guys a story about something that happened awhile back that will lead up to my current dilema.
A friend of mine came in from California and wanted immediately to go out and do something. This was her first time on the east coast and well it being 5pm there wasnt much to do until 9 club wise. So I...
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A friend of mine came in from California and wanted immediately to go out and do something. This was her first time on the east coast and well it being 5pm there wasnt much to do until 9 club wise. So I...
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daliyah:
We are HERE! Sorry I haven't called we are staying with some of the goons mom's friends. We got an apartment (Well we find out today if we get it)) and since the hurricane is keeping us down here we can't get my car til tomorrow or thursday.. so anyhoot I will try to give you a call on where we can hook up I CAN'T WAIT...it's a little overwelming to be back.
daliyah:
I wouldn't fuck with the rings or the pole so grind away on their head!....
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howdidigethere:
yeah.... they kicked me off once for offending someone that arguement doesnt hold up....keep up the good work
germ13:
Mmmmmmm gory