lightbulbjack

Many thanks for all the birthday well wishes.

Still having router problems, its getting annoying. Once its fixed Ill get back to everyone. You guys rock.

Until then I leave you with this nugget.

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you cant pick the people the voices in your head tell you to kill.

On December 6 1970, at 8:45 a.m. a 9 pound 7 ounce baby boy was born in Coldwater Michigan.

So its one day away from my birthday.

I spent Saturday night alone in my apartment watching all three Matrix movies. Tonight Ill sit around and watch TV. Tomorrow Ill sit around and watch TV waiting for my brother and sisters to call me and do the happy birthday little brother thing.

This past week
A women at work called me a cocksucker because I...
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When I die, God has some explaning to do.

Still having router trouble.

Ive been thinking about a girl I knew a long time ago. I sometimes wonder, where have all my old time friends gone?

I am so completely full of shit.

I had much fun with family and friends these past few days. I took my nieces sledding on Thanksgiving day. A few days before Thanksgiving the littler girls made sugar cookies shaped like turkeys and decorated them. After dinner I was breaking up parts of the cookie and giving it to the 2 yr old. She was just bouncing off the walls. She would run...
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Im not saying its right, but days like these help me understand why some people kill there coworkers.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

It's been some time simce I have been able to get on SG.

It's nice to be home

Gir, why is there BACON IN THE SOAP!!!

I have to do dishes before I can make dinner.

I think my cats are on speed.

If people in the Religious Reich are all about respecting life and following the teachings of the Bible, how can they justify the war? I seem to recall a commandment about not kill people.

A women told me the other day that homosexuals are breaking the Ten Commandments....
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I had a women tell me the other day that I need to smile more. She said that I always look like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Do you ever stop and think about the way the world sees you? The real you that slips out from behind the mask when you think no one is looking.