lemonkid

There is a film about a sentient killer tire with Scanners-esque abilities.

Let me repeat that.

A film is coming out about A SENTIENT KILLER TIRE WITH SCANNERS-ESQUE ABILITIES.

Holy shit, the weirder the world gets, the happier I am.

I was talking to an old ex of mine the other day (she's kind of like the female version of me, I know, scary thought) both bemoaning the fact it's nearly impossible to find someone these days that's cool to date who's also awesome in the sack.

It's like going birdwatching for the dodo or passenger pigeons.

In other news:

- helped recover a laptop...
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It is the new year.

I am literally covered in a latte at a trendy cafe.

I attended a party. There were girls. Girls I knew. Shaine dances funny. Jaeci tweets everything I say. ToriGaelle can really rock a moustache and her bf wants to wear my clothes. Shazzy has a bf who wears OshKosh B'gosh. Tao throws parties where I get hit on by...
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I want to want.

I want to play chess by mail, to wear my old worn red leather jacket, to win pyrrhic victories, to wear scars like boy scout badges, to fuck around as Coltrane's Ascension plays on surround sound.

I want bespoke suits, shoes, glasses. I want the man to make the clothes that make the man. I want to find the pleasure in...
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Coles Notes to the Holidays:

- Best gift this Xmas was rediscovering my old iPod still functioning and a suitcase of old clothes

- Ate way too much food, will be hitting YMCA upon my return

- Discovered slight fondness for culinary abuse that is Cake Boss

- Returned sporty jacket that I will never wear for roller skates

- Boss gave me wrong information,...
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I've thought of 22 different names, 100 different approaches, content ideas and design schemes, but it's time the ball got rolling.

You may know that I run the Razor, Brush, Lather group on SG, dedicated to men's grooming, fashion, etc. There's a few decent blogs about the topic on the internet, but none that I identified with completely. They were either too wordy, too Ivy,...
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People ask me.. what's going on?

- I'm applying for a lot of jobs. I don't care for my current job. Waiting to hear back about work with one of the top banks and one of the top investment firms in the country. Both could pay well and be challenging in different ways.

- I've been reading many many many many books. Do you care...
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I stand for the triumph of intellect and romance, over brute force and cynicism.

This video slams the sweet spot on my horrified/tantalized scale.

Build a Breakfast Fortress.
Next level breakfast maneuver.

My work provided this helpful tips in my inbox last week. They send out "health tips" emails to keep us healthy and happy. Apparently they think I'm an idiot and want me to get fat and die. Nothing like encouraging people to eat incredibly unhealthy food in a slightly different way to regulate blood sugar.

Pasta, Peanut Butter, and Fries? Seriously?