Hey, I like Willie Nelson. And all it took was some Carla Bozulich.
Hey, If I get married yer gonna be part of artificial insemination process. I don't want the kid comin' out sounding like a redneck and stumbling around like Andre The Giant. Help a nigga out.
I'm still tired from Prom. Still. Little sleep and much partying for a week can really take a toll on a guy, not to mention his bank account. I also had my 3rd lifetime booze-related vomiting -
Holy Trinity! Thanks Prom!
Now I just picked up Red Son, that comic about Superman landing in Communist Russia instead of the USA, and from the public... Read More
You were suppose to be one of the original members of the squad. I don't know where the lines of communication were broken down, but rest assured, someone is leaving dong-less.
Get ahold of me kids. Send me your cell phone numbers.. otherwise call MisterSatan to get to me. It's times like this I wish they had disposible cell phones.
doooooood,
your outfit WAS the shizzznizzz. sooo hot. sorry for my drunken munkenness. but yes. we met. and it rocked. and we boogied a little, and a pic here and there. and so it was. hot.
awesome to meet you at prom, your pink shoes and glasses and all the other pink accents fucking rocked.. what was the word you made up for it? Glamtabulous? hahaha
- flaky SG members
- US Customs
- flat tires
- bad lines of communication
I've reached the old Seattle in one piece. Tonight hopefully I'll see some of that crew. Thanks to angelvanilla for convincing fenris23 to get a proper car plan. Otherwise my ass would be collective grass.
w00t! I'll be seeing you kids soon in San... Read More
It looks like I may have located a place to stay.. and I can sleep in a certain car of a cool someone if things come to that. I've done this before - sleeping in a van on the mean streets of Winnipeg. They don't call me the "Littlest Hobo" for nothing.
I had the most amazing dream last night, I've been reading lots of... Read More
So whaddya do when you're very nearly about to go to San Francisco and then the person you're supposed to stay with says "oops.. I forgot I'm doing _______ and _____, so I'm afriad you can't stay here."
That's when you scream.
Not to mention that your roommate that you've lived with a total of one week neglected to inform you beforehand that she's almost... Read More