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sodome:
dear sir-
my verbose, typo-ridden response to your smut inquiry happened in my comments section, not yours, and there it has languished unread. Sorry.
acidgrampa:
I'll get back with you soon about the tunes. I'm grinding away on a writing deadline. Ahhh!
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Today is Steak and Blowjob Day.

Freakpirate and I still aren't sure what our plans are for tonight.
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minkos:
vancouver has em too..my sis lives there..and she took some pics..*not the ones in my journals*
moniker42:
Everyday is steak and blowjob day.
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History will testify that over the years I've helped my lil' buddy Freakpirate get some things including:

- virginity depletion / hot sexual partners
- teh gey makeouts
- limited internet pseudo-celebrity
- gut-exploding laughter
- decisive victory (or was it defear) in an SGCalgary Big Battel
- WAY too many vanity threads
- drunk
- hit repeatedly about the body and face

All I've...
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lucy:
Could you kindly tell the boy that if he wants to call me or Skype me, now would be the ideal time? I must go to bed soon.
acidgrampa:
It is so much better than not bad.
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Sometimes when life gives you lemons you make lemonade...

othertimes you just stab yourself repeatedly in the eye.

Like when a motherfucking piece of shit black pen gets in with your colored load of laundry and ruins your favorite t-shirts, pants, socks, dress shirts, etc.

This is the kind of thing that makes you want to strangle babies.

mad mad mad mad mad mad

Guess I'm going clothes shopping on Friday....
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auralpleasure:
I thought there were two of you for a second.

I was afraid.

Sorry to hear about your wardrobe.
argene:
I hate it when pens explode in my pockets/purse.
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I've decided to "do it up" NYC style for my coming birthday this year.

It seems I do an "SG glamour" style birthday every two years.. the last one being hitting Long Beach (one of my favorite places in the world) with Malloreigh, Ophelia and SirZotsaLot. (now zotted) We snuck ourselves into hotels, drank a lot, I ran into my aunt & uncle from...
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quickley:
I know.
Hence the "off-" prefix.
moniker42:
Immortal Technique once threw a piece of brocoli at a friend of mine.
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Living a life cloistered in academia for someone like me is pure coasting.. I could answer questions, formulate essays, and regurgitate academic theories for people like an 80 year old crepe chef who could spin a jambon et sauce blanche with his eyes closed.

Lately .. I've been switching it up more than ever.. indulging in my neophilia not only in new subjects in art/film/music,...
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charley:
I am glad to hear someone was.
zak:
watch out for that sauce blanche... it'll gitchya
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I usually enjoy being crazy, energetic, and razor sharp at parties, despite prodigious of alcohol consumed, and things barrel forward like an outrageous technicolor harlequinade.

But apparently if I eat a chocolate wafer coated in chocolatey hash oil, although beset by laughter and a delicious all-over body tingling, my mind becomes totally diffuse, I'm unable to string together a coherent sentence or begin a conversation...
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charley:
Eat Me.



Yes I know it, Noel and Julian both pop up in various things the UK comedy scene is highly incestuous and great.
kaffeine:
The "sweet spot" is called Retro (formerly Retro Ragz) on Mont-Royal near du Boulion. You've likely been there before, but if not, caveat emptor: the store is tiny, crawling with bargain-hunting hipsters (like us, only really pretentious tongue), and not all the AA stuff is discounted, so ask before buying.

Where are we meeting? I'm done work at 5.
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Everyone must be living hyper-decadent lifestyles to be so blase about sperm wars, which if I was trying to pitch for a tv show I'd describe as the finest cross available between bukkake and Kaiju Big Battel. But.. moving on..

After a brush in with my hair ninja soul scissor sister my head, is not only more pleasingly shaped than I recalled, but is also...
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adjunct:
Hey, I was reminded of this thread recently, and finally went to go look up that PIL track (never really got into them before). I was kind of disturbed to find out that it's actually about Lydon's mother- certainly putting a different spin on a part of his histroy I usually try to forget.

Anyway, the thing that reminded me was some press Simon Reynolds has been doing about his forthcoming postpunk book.
cairo:
You came back! smile
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My job, though at times tedious, offers me an excellent opportunity to get in some reading.

In the last several days I've completed some interesting books including the Apprentice: My Life in the Kitchen by Jacques Pepin, Cephalopod Behaviour by Hanlon & Messenger, Strings, Hands, Shadows: a Modern Puppet History by John Bell, the Book of Tiki by Sven Kirsten, Film...
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menotyou:
So.

This means unprotected sex with multiple partners can qualify as a form of birth control? This sounds like just the excuse a chick needs to totally slut it up.

Cool.
judypatricia:
Thank you!

I want peace in my insides. No wars waged here.
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I would like to set up a website.

Any tips regarding learning how to design sites, good places for hosting, how much it will cost per month, etc?

Update:

I think my brain just came.

I finally had the necessary documentation to get a library card from la Bibliotheque Nationale du Quebec (le National Library of Quebec for you non-Frenchies) ... I mean I've been...
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drugstorecowboy:
Sounds like quite the partay at your place now.

It's like finding $20 in a pair of pants you hadn't worn in months. I love it.



P.S.

Little Nemo. love love love

memoriiiiieeeees.........
lotus:
20th, possibly 19th until the 24th, maybe 25th?
Is it okay if I stay with you that long?
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Higher education is like a motherfucking black hole. Just when I'm comfortable living the non-student life, being an elegant bachelor with complete control over my own destiny my friend's like "hey.. I can offer you an M.A. research fellowship with large subsidies and a travel fund! And it's not even in your previous field which you're bored of! So you'd better get your shit together!"...
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legionnaire:
So what's the MA going to be in?
valcapone:
Well, the art they were selling wasn't all that hot, so you didn't miss much. But you should come to the open mic night if you can. That'll be sexy. smile
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freakpirate:
Having eaten questionable street food in several Canadian cities I find that to be odd.

qato:
john cale is indeed brilliant, and i thank you for raising my awareness of yet another piece of his work.

"she'll crawl back to me on her knees but i'll be busy scratching fleas, so move it on over..."

--hank