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those socks are awesome!
i want some!

how the hell can a hangover be good?

And done. God I miss Jersey.

i like all your drunk jounals because looking at your profile picture it's all fuzzy...like i'm drunk....it's like....when i want to get drunk, i don't have to, i can just visit your journal

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SWEET! thanks.

Ha ha, I fucking love Quagmire.

okay i have a joke, it's kinda stupid but i always liked it. here it goes;

So this nun is out fishing on a nice sunday afternoon, and she hooks something, it fights real hard and she finally catches it.
The fisherman in the boat not too far from her says "wow, you caught that son of a bithch!"
the nun says "sir mind your manners, i am a woman of god!"
"no no" says the fisherman, " that kind of fish is called a son of a bitch"

So the nun takes it back to the convent and gives it to the head mother and says "hey, will you clean this son of a bitch?" and the mother says "sister! this is a place of god, watch you language!"
"no no" says the nun "the name of this fish is son of a bitch" so the head mother cleans it and takes down to the kitchen where she finds one of the priests and says "hey, will you cook this son of bitch?" the father is shocked and says "mother, your language, this is a place of god!"
"no no" says the mother "it's called a son of a bitch" so he cooks it...later on...
The pope comes over for dinner and says "this fish is amazing!"
the nun says" yeah i caught the son of a bitch"
the mother says "I cleaned the son of a bitch"
the father says " i cooked the son of a bitch"
the pope looks around for a minute, kicks up his feet and says "you know, you mother fuckers are allll right!"

This taxi driver is doing his rounds in NYC on a cold, rainy night. Suddenly he sees a naked woman on 79th street trying to hail him.

So he pulls over, and she gets in. The lady says she wants to go to Broadway and 9th. The driver takes her there, trying not to stare in his rear view mirror.

When they get there, the driver says "Here we are. I can see you don't have a purse or any pockets. How are you going to pay me?"

She spreads her legs.

He looks over the seat and says "Do you have anything smaller?"




be well,

ph

but i'm pretty happy... i think it works out.

i'm no-where near where i planned to be 5 years ago.
if it wasn't for pot & the fact that my college tutors said on the first day "we don't care if you turn up or not, thats your business" & the college itself was only 2 minutes away from the best rock pub in town, i would be working in forensics right now
oh well, i'll get there one day if it kills me!
thats not to say i'm not satisfied with my life, there are some aspects that aren't that good, but it's all changable soon as i get my arse in gear

Haha!! you're fucking adorable!!!

i just go to school, work, not alot else, you know...average stuff, i'm pretty boring

are you watching the new ultimate fighter show?
if so: this shit is like a soap opera and jorge is out! WTF. that other guy i didn't think was that great but the fucker could punch.
and you? any fights coming up?

That's good advice. Thanks!

hey thanks....they are very cute but right pests when they want to be

have fun this weekend!
i so miss the fiestas...
and i miss santa fe soooo much...

Yep. Just started last week. I work with Etienne and he mentioned it. You been there for a while?

That's cool. Why Golden? It's a nice place... but there's nothing there besides Mines and Coors...

Monster shits are also a sign of constipation!

Thank you for the birthday wishes!!