Thursday Aug 16, 2007

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They are putting my happy sausage to sleep today. She was a really good dog, and so full of love. I am sad that she is going, but I gave her as much love as I could when she was here, so I have no regrets. Her dreams will be wonderful from now on.
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joscelyne:


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Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites hips.
I bites.
I bites.
It makes a profit when biting.
It is a gainful business when biting.
Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites hips.
It is learning, learning, and it is an acquaintance.
The hippopotamus and the hippopotamus protect each other.
Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites to shrinking hips.
Feeling that is bitten and is very good.
Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites hips.
Cold hips, hard hips, denting hips, and withered hips.
Insect that bites huge hips.
Hips of the city were bitter.
Bite me. Bite you.
Bite me. Bite you.
When I bite hips.
Even if I bite hips.
Insect that bites hips.
Rararara
I am biting.
Insect that bites hips.
When I bite hips.
Insect that bites hips.
I want to bite your hips.
Insect that bites hips.
Insect that bites hips.

hotcurry:
I'm so sorry. Poor pup. frown

Tuesday Aug 14, 2007

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I am procrastinating like always. For some reason I like to wait to the very last minute to get ready to go somewhere. However, this is probably bad when the destination is to the airport to catch a flight to Oregon. Me thinks it is time to get ready seeing as I have to leave in thirty minutes...

Oooh, The Princess Bride is on.
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deunan:
I just watched that a few days ago. I procrastinate, too. It sucks. It usually means I get less sleep.
atomicant:
GAH! where in oregon are you going?!? you know i live in that state, right?

if you have time, we should try to grab a beer or summat.

Friday Aug 10, 2007

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I had two blogs last month, which beat my June number of zero, so I am doing alright. I remember when I used to post every couple of days. Those posts had about as much content as my June posts. Word up. Going to Oregon next week for a family vacation and hopefully get to see my bestest friend ever. I miss her dearly. I...
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odette:
umm... 2-2 and a half hours?

thank you smile
lusteye:
I possibly would go to the greek islands and warn them about the volance erupting..

Wednesday Aug 01, 2007

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So Breezey mentioned last night at SGOC dinner that there are some jobs at Disneyland that a giant like myself could do. I figured Disneyland wouldn't really have work for a 6'7" guy, but apparently there is this Star Wars show and I could play Darth Vader. I might actually go apply for that, the nerd is strong with this one. I like to do...
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sweetnepenthe:
yea, her and all the blood. I'm not a tv fan, but that combination is just delicious smile
sweetnepenthe:
i used to do the same, left the tv on in the background even if i didnt really watch it. i dont have any roommates, so it made me seem less alone. tongue but i just turn the stereo on now.
oh how i miss infomercials.
(ok, not really...)

Tuesday Jul 17, 2007

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Sweet mother of god I love this song. I have no idea what the video is about, but I can't stop watching it. I haven't seen it in a year, and I just resurfaced it. So hypnotic.


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jerawyn:
Have you seen the footage of "children's beer" in Japan? It looks like little people drinking beer, although it's fake beer, what's that saying? "Kampai!!"
koleeta:
does that mean you can't figure out what you want? or that you want a room like that?

Friday Jul 13, 2007

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Damn youtube favoratist site. Have to give the links since you can only embed Youtube files.

The Landlord, if you haven't seen it.

The second, and final, Pearl video. God bless that baby.

Funniest. commercial. ever.
koala:
I effin' love Pearl (and Will Ferrell of course wink).
jerawyn:
You're alive! good!

I know we'll never meet again now that R&R have left OC frown Unless you plan on doig things and stuff?

Tuesday May 29, 2007

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Today I had to break off the longest running friendship I had. She keeps getting back with the same douchebag and getting hurt. I can't see her get hurt anymore. I just can't take it. You hope someone will learn from their mistake, but they never seem to. I've offered her help, and she'd listen, but she wouldn't hear what I was saying. I can't...
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mistress_m:
I am sorry to hear that babe
joscelyne:
Oh, jeez.

Wait. Fork + poon?!

Friday May 04, 2007

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Wow. Spiderman 3 sucked ass. I was disappointed, and I went in there expecting it to suck. It was worse than I could've imagined. You'd be better off tangling twenty appliance cords as best you could and then untangling them.
jerawyn:
I never fell in for that movie series, and i dunno why, because i love the comics.
Happy Friday, Doodlebug!
joscelyne:
Haha, two "Spider-Man 3 sucked ass!" entries in a row. (Timmy had written one just before you, so with "in a row" I meant on my friends list.)

Dude, tell me you're going to the House Cooling party on the 19th or I'll be really sad.

Thursday Apr 12, 2007

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Alright, so I gots me a new job. I drive dancers around to shows. It's a good job for me because I like to drive. I basically get paid to drive around with cute chicks and bullshit all shift. I get to smoke whenever I want too, greatest benefit ever. tongue
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obd:
does that job come with a hat.
jerawyn:
You better be chock full of good stories next time I see you! wink

Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

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My dreams just keep getting stranger, and stranger. I thought that a gorilla with David Bowie's face that could run over 70 mph, and eventually transformed into a bear was the weirdest it could get. I was way wrong. My last one invovled a carnival at an airport that turned out to be one Final Destination type death after another. None of them involved rides,...
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unravled:
Freak.
koala:
I usually can't remember my dreams after I have 'em...

Sunday Jan 07, 2007

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I've been having some weird dreams lately. Last night I had a dream that I was part of a swat team that was after some terrorists. At one point, Gary Busey, the leader, had a knife to my nuts asking if I loved them enough to drop my gun, to which I replied, "You did this to me last year, I am surprised you don't...
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koleeta:
oh whatever, we both know I don't have a soul.
koleeta:
Guess what? I saw Bill Pullman at the farmer's market today. It was pretty cool.

Friday Jan 05, 2007

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I be back, booyakasha!
mistersatan:
Hey, blame California, not us.

... slut.
koleeta:
Every single holiday, dick in a box.
Mid-day at the supermarket, dick in abox!
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