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I was bored - so I stuffed some mushrooms.

In other news my brother's play was awesome. It was about speed dating. He played "Karl" (You couldn't forget his character's name - it was written on his chest in black marker - and he had his shirt undone for the whole play. Some of his lines included:

Karl: "Foreplay? As in FOUR people? Are people...
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I have two big fears. The first is of bridges, the second propane tanks.
I got to see what happens when you blow up a propane tank - and I have not manned a barbeque since.
Why is this relevant to me right now?
My friend has invited me to a Canada Day Party.
But he lives across the river. And it's a barbeque...
to...
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schuldig:
I don't like walking over bridges that go over a highway. I'm terrified that I'll get sucked over the edge by the wind. BUt whatever...LOL.....

Just take a hella of a lot of allergy medicine, and drink really fruity drinks if possible to forget about the propane tank. See, that's why I prefer charcoal. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

~T
xani:
hehehe kiss
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I am currently double fisting.
Everyone I tell that too interprets it wrong and asks me how i could be typing at the same time...
eeek
cereal_killer:
silly girl we all know you are typing with your nose right now.

and of course i've heard of Rev before... i did spend almost every weekend for a year or more in canada. tongue
jjkitten:
Whatcha drinkin? Anything good?

Hope ya don't wake up hung over kiss

-K
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Greetings from Estrogen-Girl.
I am the super-villian with the powers of Estrogen. I can make women cry randomly! I can make them get really emtional over something that appears to be nothing!! And even better I can make whatever it is be your fault!!!

Today I went to a party - it was alot of fun... 'cept for the part where I called my boyfriend...
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fancy:
So I leave for Colorado on Thur.... we must hang out... my bday is the day after I get home....
Prego ladys are sooo beautiful though!
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I am now the proud owner of a piece of paper!!

ARRR!!!
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g_whiz:
Yay!

Is it all fancy with scripty letters and junk? And it tells you that you're super-awsome-tacular?


Woot!
cereal_killer:
woohoo! paper is soooo cool!

wink
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It's feast or famine around here.
And I think I've discovered why.
It's feast when we're apart and famine when we're together.
That leaves one obvious cause!
Commitment!

(Or when we're apart someone's feeding him higher levels of zinc and B12...)

In other news, I guess I've stopped being an alcoholic. I just couldn't handle the financial burden of keeping the house stocked with... mix....
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g_whiz:
*offers his mouth for to put the booze in* tongue

It's just vaycayshun.

So alcoholism was a no-go eh? I think most alcoholics would say you didn't try hard enough! EL SUICIDO LOCO
toads:
Alcaholic, thats a drunkards dream. You need a place to put all that booze, Im a good place booze in.
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Day Five as an alcoholic and I have completely failed.
I have not had a drink all day.
In other news, traffic on the way home came to a COMPLETE stop to let some geese cross the street. 44 geese. I know because I counted them while we sat there waiting for them to finish sauntering across the road. On the opposite side of the...
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ojaeflo:
No one likes a quitter. wink
cereal_killer:
um, dammit you're an alcoholic failure! you, um, give alcoholics a bad name? tongue

i got nothin'!
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Day Four as an alcoholic is going well so far.
Things I have accomplished today
1) Woke up
2) Changed into my clothes for the day
3) Did a shot of sour puss - damn that stuff's tasty
4) Reheated some pizza from day one as a alcoholic
5) Discovered that a cheesey film from 1980 is on - Airplane. Laughed about the lead's "drinking...
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schuldig:
sounds like fun. Pretty much sounds like my day except for the fact that I don't have a paycheck to spend. If I did I'd go buy some new clothes to make myself feel better.

~T
fancy:
Call me today!!! you must!
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"I wouldn't want to get up to the top of that ivory tower without a flying creature of some sort..."
"I'm sure they have elevators..."
"I'm not convinced this world HAS elevators..."
"Baby, they can breathe in space. I'm SURE they have elevators..."

We just watched The Neverending Story.
For a movie called the Neverending Story it's awfully short for today's standards...

"It's like the...
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inkcasualty:
nice observation!
velvetknuckles:
I have never seen it... and movies are WAY long these days....

kiss
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I've decided to become an alcoholic.
I think it would help my career as an artist.
And I think I need to experience something more passionately depressing and less of this dispassionately depressing stuff...
I want to paint.
I NEED to paint.
But it's midnight and I have to work in the morning.
I hope this need comes back tomorrow night. When I can actually...
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fancy:
I am going to go to the art school downtown.
Please add me to your msn!
martini:
i know the feeling of needing to paint and being unable to..

it's sucky.

xo
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My weekly number would be 14-21.
My beau's is 3-4.
That means my ideal number has been cut in half twice!

In other news:
I got the letter that says I graduate with "Highest Honours" - I don't know what that means.
and
I got a final written warning at work today. For using the word FUCK in a instant message chat with some coworkers....
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king_mob:
4 times a day. 7 days a week... wow.

How exactly would you get anything else done? wink
cereal_killer:
fuck those fucking fuckers in the fucking ass... most diverse word in the english language... gotta love 'fuck'!

so did you have to throw a fit? or did they vote out the right person? tongue lol

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I realize that I'll be tapping into a serious case of sampling bias asking this question here.
But I need honesty.
Don't be all macho and give me false info.
I need the TRUTH.

If you lived in an ideal world, where it was only your sex drive that you had to consider. How many times per week would you have sex?

Truthfully.
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caitsey:
at least 5 times a week! Though, it's not like I'm getting any now, so, it's an estimate!

I would love to go with you, but I'm going to Syracuse for the day on Saturday. We'll have to reschedule! I think we're due for a coffee date! biggrin
keith_soda:
4 times a week, Minimum