This is how much I fail at human relationships:
Friend: "so, I know you're not the one to come to if I want to talk about my feelings but.."
Me: *staring*
Friend: "I just feel like crap..." *starts crying*
Me: "...........why?"
Friend: Still crying..
Me: awkwardly finishes putting my shirt on and changes the topic of conversation.
I invited her over for pizza and smoking,...
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I used to always invite my friend Harrie over to my house because her kitchen is FILTHY and I didn't want to eat there. She always had stomach upsets and felt really ill and, even if it wasn't really the case, I put it down to the mess she allowed herself to live in.