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I got a sandwich today. Pretty exciting, the manager said the bread was really fresh. I said that I liked fresh bread. He confirmed that he liked fresh bread as well.

So I'm driving home, it's starting to rain, and there's a turtle in the middle of the road. No big deal, put on the hazards, got out of the car to deal with the...
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I blog religiously on MySpace. There, I sort of know who reads my inane ramblings. Here, I have no idea. And I think I like that better.

I really felt the itch to go out tonight, but the weather was crap. Went shopping instead and bought two new long sleeves for work, to conceal the forearm tattoo, and a spiffy blazer to sport my Siouxsie...
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"I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry)
Loved and lost
and some may say
when usuallly its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
and: "May...
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If the lyrics to Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" were any fucking indication of how my last relationship was going to end up, I should've just ended it all earlier with her. Ugghh.

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This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die
But it's over
Just hear this and then i'll go
You gave me more to live for
More...
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university
chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of...
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I had my heart pulled out and stepped on this evening. I don't think I will ever give my heart out to anyone as quickly as I did ever again.

The inevitable occurred tonight. I had to say the words, "I want a separation." I never thought saying the words would be hard, it's the repercussions that still need to be sorted out that will be the hardest to confront. The natural course of emotions flowed through: disbelief, acceptance and then of course, anger. "Who? What? Where? When? How long?" All gloves were off. Call...
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Sunday turned out to be partly blurry with some recollection of fascinating details . . . Anna Nalick was good, from what I recall. I remember singing along to the songs I knew. Missy Higgins--I just now remember hearing about her on MTV2's "Advanced Warning" a few months ago and being impressed. I wasn't disappointed with her either. Saw the show with my girl &...
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So to show concern about someone, would it be appropriate to crack jokes about a situation that really isn't funny?

Let's make light of Mr. Exhibitionist who likes to expose himself in the window of his apartment--his pee-pee dangling out for any on-lookers to see. Let's look at the bright side of the fact that nothing detrimental happened after the asshole possibly laced your girl's...
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Ah, the joys of having the beginning of the week off . . . yeah, right!

Today I indulged in a little thrifting and found several "kewl" shirts--three tees (because I love tee shirts) and a really spiffy dress shirt that will make me look more professional--no laughing in the back! I remember like it was yesterday when I was low on funds, wait ....
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Viva JumpStreet . . .

I've rechristened myself to the nick I get called at work & the name I use on MySpace.com

Same ol' dork though.

Hope everyone is doing well. I'm in the middle of reading a Morrissey bio. Finished the latest Harry Potter (still looking for folks to discuss it with) & an Ian Curtis biography written by his widow.

Two days...
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