Dear Erotic Dance Establishment Enthusiasts,
The Spearmint Rhino is one big Rip-Off Joint:
*You get fingerprinted at the door.
*They photocopy your IDs and credit cards in-house.
*$20 entrance
*It's too dark to see anything.
*$5 for a water that takes 10 minutes to get to you.
*They come back after you've already paid for 2 lapdances ($80), and tell you it's actually double...
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The Spearmint Rhino is one big Rip-Off Joint:
*You get fingerprinted at the door.
*They photocopy your IDs and credit cards in-house.
*$20 entrance
*It's too dark to see anything.
*$5 for a water that takes 10 minutes to get to you.
*They come back after you've already paid for 2 lapdances ($80), and tell you it's actually double...
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byorecords:
oh, you're gonna get SUCH a beating.
holly:
i had a great time haning out wth you. you are such a sweetheart. and yes next time i see you i'll probably try to get you to dance with me again even if there isnt a dancefloor.....or music for that matter
Aquarius Woman with Pisces Man
Or: Our Heroine spends more time than usual with Boru, on Holiday.
Mr. Pisces may admire the Aquarian woman's constant involvement in the affairs of others, without realizing that her emotions usually remain aloof from these matters. When he is involved in similar situations, his sensitive feelings easily become entangled in the problem at hand.
In certain moods he likes...
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Or: Our Heroine spends more time than usual with Boru, on Holiday.
Mr. Pisces may admire the Aquarian woman's constant involvement in the affairs of others, without realizing that her emotions usually remain aloof from these matters. When he is involved in similar situations, his sensitive feelings easily become entangled in the problem at hand.
In certain moods he likes...
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toxicboy:
HI! you dont know me, but your birthday is on the same day as me 
Just thought you'd like to know
Bye!
Just thought you'd like to know
Bye!
ed:
Argh...Piscean men, the bane of life, I tell you!
MERRY TAINTMAS, EVERYONE!
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grendel_kin:
why do insist on short changing John Howe?
'tain't nice of you.
bad girl. bad, bad girl.
'tain't nice of you.
bad girl. bad, bad girl.
scootershitstorm:
hmmm...i prefer the word choad. what a minute, is that a synonym?
The sickest thing about bringing Crow along on the trip home is packing the litterbox.
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grendel_kin:
contracts!!!...whoa, wait a minute. it is just never as hot when the lawyers are in the room. i feel there are already enough objections to what i do when naked...i don't need informed objections, too.
and where is your family at this hour, missy?
and where is your family at this hour, missy?
grendel_kin:
yeah, frazzledpuppet on AIM.
vutek said on December 21, 2003 08:15 AM:
p.s. you and EF are just like the hottest duo ever.
I had a great time at the party, everyone -- Thanks.
p.s. you and EF are just like the hottest duo ever.
I had a great time at the party, everyone -- Thanks.
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bombshellbetty:
I missed the party. *pouts*
landminespring:
Merry XXXmas.
I have no idea why Christmas is so dreadful for me. I'm too sensitive I guess.
I have no idea why Christmas is so dreadful for me. I'm too sensitive I guess.
I'm such a pussy.
I almost fucking bawled my eyes out today at work because I wasn't able to find coverage for the weekend after Christmas and the day after New Year's
(... ok, so I DID bawl my eyes out, but that was in the bathroom where no one could see me, right?).
I was prepared to just up & quit my job right...
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I almost fucking bawled my eyes out today at work because I wasn't able to find coverage for the weekend after Christmas and the day after New Year's
(... ok, so I DID bawl my eyes out, but that was in the bathroom where no one could see me, right?).
I was prepared to just up & quit my job right...
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dave_h:
hey nice meeting you.
yonderboy:
lol - pocketdogs! That's a good one, I'll be sure to pass it on to Ratgirl!
My last two passed away last year and I haven't been able to get anymore yet. It bums me out too much when they go... of the last five rats we've had (Ratgirl and I) the last three have died in our hands...
anyhoo... they are really sweet little crtters and I'm sure I'll end up with a couple of rat friends again sometime soon...
what kind of rat is Fia? I take she's a she, right? When I had a single rat she was almost never in her cage, I had her out all the time...
it was nice meeting you last night!
My last two passed away last year and I haven't been able to get anymore yet. It bums me out too much when they go... of the last five rats we've had (Ratgirl and I) the last three have died in our hands...
anyhoo... they are really sweet little crtters and I'm sure I'll end up with a couple of rat friends again sometime soon...
what kind of rat is Fia? I take she's a she, right? When I had a single rat she was almost never in her cage, I had her out all the time...
it was nice meeting you last night!
R. O. T. fucking K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::ecstatic, inspired emoticon::
I love when life suddenly seems too short to sleep.
(...I think I'm gonna try to sneak in tomorrow, too.)
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og_stinger:
You're almost as bad as me about updating your journal thingy.
What's up girl?
What's up girl?
obsidity:
Juliana, you know I love you but...ummm....can you at laest share me with flux?
I mean , you know, it's Flux.......
derrr.
I mean , you know, it's Flux.......
derrr.
What do most students do with their first day of complete FREEDOM?
I don't know about you, but I like to take a trip out to visit my gynecologist. There is nothing like cool, latexed fingers up the twat to celebrate this special, special day. And I do mean nothing.
You should really go.
I don't know about you, but I like to take a trip out to visit my gynecologist. There is nothing like cool, latexed fingers up the twat to celebrate this special, special day. And I do mean nothing.
You should really go.
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alyssum:
Ohmigod, this entry is the best. Thank you, I needed that
ivy:
It's the intimate moment with that hunk of cold metal that really does it for me.
FINALS ALL DONE!
I badly need to eat and sleep, but Crow is purring and pressed into my side so I can't move just yet.
... And I really need to pee, so I can't just fall asleep, either.
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This morning was grand.
On my way to shoot my last reel at school, I let my truck warm up for a nice long while...
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I badly need to eat and sleep, but Crow is purring and pressed into my side so I can't move just yet.
... And I really need to pee, so I can't just fall asleep, either.
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This morning was grand.
On my way to shoot my last reel at school, I let my truck warm up for a nice long while...
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obsidity:
yes, theoretically I like the male hipbone too, I just have found in practice fucking skinny boys is like fucking in a sense dep tank...
Yeah, you also like octopii....
frack man, I should send someone my NY addy so I can at least put some cool city stuff in their journal...Or else I am going to get a new journal for myself...
Yeah, you also like octopii....
frack man, I should send someone my NY addy so I can at least put some cool city stuff in their journal...Or else I am going to get a new journal for myself...
sloane1:
vegetarianism is indeed an exclusive club. I'm treasurer. If you want in, you have to tattoo "meat is murder" on your butt and learn the secret handshake
I use cassette cases for emergency ice scraping. It's not very effective.
I use cassette cases for emergency ice scraping. It's not very effective.
Ever feel guilty for eating meat? I do all the time.
I'd say ribs (I had them last night) are the worst for trying to avoid the guilt -- I mean, they still LOOK like carcass...
But damn, I just can't go full-fledged vegetarian.
It's not peer influence, really: Most of my good friends are veggies, the majority of them have never seen me consume...
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I'd say ribs (I had them last night) are the worst for trying to avoid the guilt -- I mean, they still LOOK like carcass...
But damn, I just can't go full-fledged vegetarian.
It's not peer influence, really: Most of my good friends are veggies, the majority of them have never seen me consume...
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stickyrice:
Ha! Thanks, very sweet. If you go to the link in my journal, it tells where the zine is sold (for 2 lousy bucks, which doesn't even pay printing costs! I'm an idiot). Suitable for holiday giving, and for 10 bucks you could buy out the whole supply available at City Lights Books, right there in your town. Comic Relief in Berkeley also has it. Or you can order right from me (see link). It means a lot to me that you said what you said.
stickyrice:
Mmm. Thanks. Yes, go ahead and order from me. I'd be thrilled. The zine just rolled off the press in October and is yet to be reviewed by the major zine mags; that's coming in February, I hear. It's good to be back, in one form or another ...
Today I think I used up the last of this year's AAA "Please come and unlock my truck, for I've unwittingly left the keys dangling from the ignition again" service calls.
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vutek:
i CHOSE to rent this movie and dammit, i'm going to finish it.
FYI: you have the chain of events backwards for why i'd call you.
FYI: you have the chain of events backwards for why i'd call you.
ndoki:
AAA is my friend...they once fixed the bumper on this truck i borrowed after hauling my ass off the freeway...God bless 'em.
Hallo lieblings.
Please accept my apologies for worrying those of you who care for me -- although I give my thanks for your concern.
It's true that I've been feeling not-so-good as of late -- but that will end soon, I believe. It's not like me to stay down for long.
(FUCK YOU, Bad Feelings! Juliana will kick you to the curb.
... And shortly...
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Please accept my apologies for worrying those of you who care for me -- although I give my thanks for your concern.
It's true that I've been feeling not-so-good as of late -- but that will end soon, I believe. It's not like me to stay down for long.
(FUCK YOU, Bad Feelings! Juliana will kick you to the curb.
... And shortly...
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thefuckoffkid:
I'm thinking of you. And awaiting your return.
chinagirl:
my kinda gifts are wraped up in whispers