Customers at work today are a big lot of fuckheads.
I'm convinced there's a small population of deeply unhappy, lonely people out there who derive malicious pleasure from going into areas of business on holidays and playing "Master and Indentured Servant" for shits and giggles.
What the fuck are you all doing here on Memorial Day Weekend?? Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out...
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I'm convinced there's a small population of deeply unhappy, lonely people out there who derive malicious pleasure from going into areas of business on holidays and playing "Master and Indentured Servant" for shits and giggles.
What the fuck are you all doing here on Memorial Day Weekend?? Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out...
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I can't seem to log into SG from home, so I can't respond to everyone's posts like I wanted to. Until I somehow get that fixed,
Here's some fluff for you to read in the meantime.
I found it highly amusing. You probably won't.
1979 Aquarius: "The Mad Scientist"
If you're a woman born under the sign of Aquarius in 1979, you need a man...
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Here's some fluff for you to read in the meantime.
I found it highly amusing. You probably won't.
1979 Aquarius: "The Mad Scientist"
If you're a woman born under the sign of Aquarius in 1979, you need a man...
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thatmikeguy:
p.s. currently violent is trying to rip down the venetian blinds.
clever.
clever.
chazstrummer:
happy memorial day! 
Last Letter to Orli:
Hey.
I just totally cried reading your email. Can't help it, I can't believe I'm losing you.
But I really appreciated it. I know we're both hurting and saying lots of things we mean (or don't really mean) even if they're painful to hear. By now I guess I'm okay with the fact that you/we have to do this. Thanks for...
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Hey.
I just totally cried reading your email. Can't help it, I can't believe I'm losing you.
But I really appreciated it. I know we're both hurting and saying lots of things we mean (or don't really mean) even if they're painful to hear. By now I guess I'm okay with the fact that you/we have to do this. Thanks for...
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kinto:
hahaha makes sense... I've just read the 2nd email. I was wondering why you hung up on me 
kinto:
You don't.
You might want to check your mobile phone voice mail
You might want to check your mobile phone voice mail
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makersmarc:
lies
scootershitstorm:
la vie est belle
Someone help me post these damn Prom photos in my journal!
Thanks, DisKitty. I'll be posting them photies in a few hours.
Thanks, DisKitty. I'll be posting them photies in a few hours.
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dumpling:
Are you feeling better. Minkymomo is gonna take care of you. Pitcairn is really far away and I think everyone who lives on the Island is a complete and total freak - but I'd go anwhere for a private prom with you.
Now more prom pictures please.
Are you feeling better. Minkymomo is gonna take care of you. Pitcairn is really far away and I think everyone who lives on the Island is a complete and total freak - but I'd go anwhere for a private prom with you.
Now more prom pictures please.
veganjihad:
eww eww where where... that guy was NUTS by the way... and i choose to be considered not associated with him, other then on the basis of diet we have nothing in common... he was a jerk, and a drunk driver... nice to meet you by the way...
juliana:
Funny clever ha ha ha.
(Unedited) Notes from Prom:
Not getting sunburned/getting sunburned during Tweeze Fest 2004. The long-anticipated Mr. Friday’s Fish Burger at Twin Castle. A perfectly altered pair of slacks from the oldest tailor in SF, with the help of the universe’s oldest sewing machine. Wooden sign: “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”… No better theme of the day, I thought. Stripping to...
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Not getting sunburned/getting sunburned during Tweeze Fest 2004. The long-anticipated Mr. Friday’s Fish Burger at Twin Castle. A perfectly altered pair of slacks from the oldest tailor in SF, with the help of the universe’s oldest sewing machine. Wooden sign: “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”… No better theme of the day, I thought. Stripping to...
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obsidity:
of course! Of course!! I will show them all to you,
Now, we will have to talk to yonderboy about how to cover up those patches of missing hair....
Now, we will have to talk to yonderboy about how to cover up those patches of missing hair....
tawnya:
I somehow missed Aspen, but so far she's the only one on it that was there that I actually missed. I'm looking around town to see if I can find a scanner big enough for it.
Holy crap, that was FUN !
... details later. Time to shower and get dressed for today's brunch !
Juliana sidenote: I use exclamation marks to an excessive degree when I'm unreasonably happy !
P.S. I am now a firm believer in body tape. That shit is a small grrl's best friend. (...!)
... details later. Time to shower and get dressed for today's brunch !
Juliana sidenote: I use exclamation marks to an excessive degree when I'm unreasonably happy !
P.S. I am now a firm believer in body tape. That shit is a small grrl's best friend. (...!)
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trilobyte:
So great to see you again! Too big an event for me to have so little time, though... I need to make it back up sometiime just for the hell of it or something.
grendel_kin:
glad to hear you are being so fabulously unreasonable, kiddo.
my life will shine less bright for having missed you in your glory....
....heard there was chatter about me.
i'm flattered.
and paranoid.
love,
me.
my life will shine less bright for having missed you in your glory....
....heard there was chatter about me.
i'm flattered.
and paranoid.
love,
me.
5 GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS MORNING !
1) I feel sooo much better. Thanks for all the virtual chicken soup.
2) My mailbox yields funny strange toys from distant lands and swelling hearts and mah Gubment check, a.k.a. tax refund. I can buy food now. Freedom to buy food makes me happy. And isn't that the American way?
3) My sass is back. It never...
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1) I feel sooo much better. Thanks for all the virtual chicken soup.
2) My mailbox yields funny strange toys from distant lands and swelling hearts and mah Gubment check, a.k.a. tax refund. I can buy food now. Freedom to buy food makes me happy. And isn't that the American way?
3) My sass is back. It never...
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kinto:
*pushes plate, refuses to eat, stomps foot, cries*
I wanna go to the prom with Julianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Have fun & speak soon
*pushes plate, refuses to eat, stomps foot, cries*
I wanna go to the prom with Julianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Have fun & speak soon
neko:
you are beautiful, you know that?
After Sunday brunch, we planned to go prom shopping but instead ended up in the Emergency Room for 5 hours.
I feel like shit. I have the next 2 days off of work and some horse pills to down in the meantime. I still feel like shit.
If it weren't for you though, I'm sure I'd have fried some brain cells by now. Thank you...
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I feel like shit. I have the next 2 days off of work and some horse pills to down in the meantime. I still feel like shit.
If it weren't for you though, I'm sure I'd have fried some brain cells by now. Thank you...
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grayblue:
hope you're feelin' better darlin'.
pyxlieblue:
why does the emergency room always take forever?
screaming kids, fat homeless people, senile desk-jockey... shudder.
glad you made it out alive. sleep it off, darling.
xo taylor pyxlie blue
screaming kids, fat homeless people, senile desk-jockey... shudder.
glad you made it out alive. sleep it off, darling.
xo taylor pyxlie blue
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO WEAR TO PROM !
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vim:
'ain't no sin, to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones.
kinto:
miss you miss you miss you miss you
From my hand-written journal, yesterday:
I keep thinking about you and your voice.
What will happen in June? I know it's silly but I am wary of Capricorn/Pigs. Grady was one ... his all-encompassing love lead to a very dramatic jealousy that I couldn't handle. The way I live, I can't keep things like that so close to me ...
I understand jealousy but there...
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I keep thinking about you and your voice.
What will happen in June? I know it's silly but I am wary of Capricorn/Pigs. Grady was one ... his all-encompassing love lead to a very dramatic jealousy that I couldn't handle. The way I live, I can't keep things like that so close to me ...
I understand jealousy but there...
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grayblue:
dammit, i erased the comment you left me. but, i know you're right. i'm just not a patient fellow.
-gb
-gb
grayblue:
true at that...
i think what i mean more than an "equal" is a balance, y'know? equality within the relationship...
and yeah, i try to work on myself, but at the same time, i'm the type that likes some inspiration, to quote joe versus the volcano "i've been doing a lot of soul-searching... and i've realized i have no interest in myself. when i start thinking abou myself, i get bored outta my head"
and thanks for the complement
i think what i mean more than an "equal" is a balance, y'know? equality within the relationship...
and yeah, i try to work on myself, but at the same time, i'm the type that likes some inspiration, to quote joe versus the volcano "i've been doing a lot of soul-searching... and i've realized i have no interest in myself. when i start thinking abou myself, i get bored outta my head"
and thanks for the complement
I really like goats and I like stories involving goats and I tell many boring pet/animal related stories and I enjoy retelling other people's boring animal stories too. If we had a private prom on my couch you'd probably be subjected to some.
Yes I would like a postcard, yes I would like a gossip filled letter, yes you are unbelieveably fantastic, and yes I am jealous that you are going to New York and not to Toronto.