Well, another day without the wife and kiddies. Normally this would be a good thing but today they are going to be at the local city pool so yours truly will be a nervous fucking wreck all God damn day.
I hate swimming. I guess mostly because I do it like a fucking stone.
I'm also of the opinion that if we were intended to...
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I hate swimming. I guess mostly because I do it like a fucking stone.
I'm also of the opinion that if we were intended to...
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Well, I decided to no-show Saturday night. I called up Frost and told him and he just replied, "that's cool man, i'm not going either", so I didn't feel nearly so bad about it after that.
We never made the drive-in, it was storming off and on all weekend so mother nature made the decision for us. I think we are going to try and...
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We never made the drive-in, it was storming off and on all weekend so mother nature made the decision for us. I think we are going to try and...
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abadinfluence:
I'll concur - Garfiled is gonna be the CGI of Zoolander - a waste of time.
Anyways ... I didn't get a chance to see the PPV as my friend and his fiance were there and literally ... if I see his fiance again, I might kill her. So no wrestling for me. But from what I heard, I didn't miss too much.
Did you see RAW last night? Mind if I bitch about it for a shade?
First off - does anyone actually believe this injury to Shawn Michaels? Anyone watching would have seen that Kane only stepped on one chair leg, and it was the one on the ground, not the one in the air ... so the chair wouldn't have crushed at all. Secondly ... there wouldn't be that amount of blood as soon as the chair supposedly came down. He woulda had to cough to get that kinda blood, and that totally isn't the way it happened.
Of course ... his wife is having a kid soon, so I guess they needed some silly angle to allow him to leave for a few months.
Secondly, which bothers me more ... WHY THE FUCK AREN'T I WRITING FOR WWE?? What the hell was that load of crap with Lita looking at the home pregnancy box for like a minute and a half. I lust after her and all ... but acting just isn't her thing. Of course, it didn't help that the whole angle is dumb. Who didn't look at that last night and go, "Oh ... I get it ... she's having Kane's kid. That's what the whole Kane thing was all about."
You'd fingure if they were serious about this angle that they might have built up the whole relationship between her and Matt a little more to make it plausible that it might be Matt Hardy's ... but no ... all we get is M@'s crappy opening letting us all know that "Matt and Lita like margiritas" (or however you wanna spell that properly.)
Like ... really - why don't they hire me??? I would have built up the story line around M@ and Lita a little ... actually ... a lot more before springing this swerve.
*sigh*
Then again ... what do I know ... I'm just a silly Canadian.
Anyways ... I didn't get a chance to see the PPV as my friend and his fiance were there and literally ... if I see his fiance again, I might kill her. So no wrestling for me. But from what I heard, I didn't miss too much.
Did you see RAW last night? Mind if I bitch about it for a shade?
First off - does anyone actually believe this injury to Shawn Michaels? Anyone watching would have seen that Kane only stepped on one chair leg, and it was the one on the ground, not the one in the air ... so the chair wouldn't have crushed at all. Secondly ... there wouldn't be that amount of blood as soon as the chair supposedly came down. He woulda had to cough to get that kinda blood, and that totally isn't the way it happened.
Of course ... his wife is having a kid soon, so I guess they needed some silly angle to allow him to leave for a few months.
Secondly, which bothers me more ... WHY THE FUCK AREN'T I WRITING FOR WWE?? What the hell was that load of crap with Lita looking at the home pregnancy box for like a minute and a half. I lust after her and all ... but acting just isn't her thing. Of course, it didn't help that the whole angle is dumb. Who didn't look at that last night and go, "Oh ... I get it ... she's having Kane's kid. That's what the whole Kane thing was all about."
You'd fingure if they were serious about this angle that they might have built up the whole relationship between her and Matt a little more to make it plausible that it might be Matt Hardy's ... but no ... all we get is M@'s crappy opening letting us all know that "Matt and Lita like margiritas" (or however you wanna spell that properly.)
Like ... really - why don't they hire me??? I would have built up the story line around M@ and Lita a little ... actually ... a lot more before springing this swerve.
*sigh*
Then again ... what do I know ... I'm just a silly Canadian.
beledi:
wow. quietest week of late, i bet.
Damn.
What a boring ass weekend.
Went out to eat and picked up a movie at Blockbuster. Cheaper by the Dozen is suprisingly good, especially for the kind of drivel it actually is.
I'm supposed to have a show tonight but i'm seriously considering just no-showing. It's a shitty one whore town, I feel like crap on a cracker, and it's not like i'm not...
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What a boring ass weekend.
Went out to eat and picked up a movie at Blockbuster. Cheaper by the Dozen is suprisingly good, especially for the kind of drivel it actually is.
I'm supposed to have a show tonight but i'm seriously considering just no-showing. It's a shitty one whore town, I feel like crap on a cracker, and it's not like i'm not...
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lilmissmorbid:
Ick sorry you had such a shitty weekend dork.
Did you no show for the match?
I didnt pee on myself this weekend so it was a good one lol
I wish we had a drivein here Id love to be delfowred again in the back seat of a trans am sigh.. memories...
Kisses to you sweetcheeked dork
Did you no show for the match?
I didnt pee on myself this weekend so it was a good one lol
I wish we had a drivein here Id love to be delfowred again in the back seat of a trans am sigh.. memories...
Kisses to you sweetcheeked dork
valen:
I can't play sports to save my life, but I have a great appreciation for them. I have always had a spot in my heart for baseball.
Just for the record folks, my last journal entry was not written by yours truly. It was a song by Bad Religion entitled "My poor friend me."
I'm flattered that any of you would assume that i'm even remotely that talented. I wish.
Tonights selection is one of my favorites.
Johnny Cash.
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?
He sounds too...
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I'm flattered that any of you would assume that i'm even remotely that talented. I wish.
Tonights selection is one of my favorites.
Johnny Cash.
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?
He sounds too...
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thejuanupsman:
Wow strange that song just finished a few minutes before I saw your journal. One of my favorites.
Now I am listening to "I still miss someone".
Damn, I love the Man in Black, but sometimes I think I use his music to purposefully draw up painful memories.
I am such an emo boy.
Now I am listening to "I still miss someone".
Damn, I love the Man in Black, but sometimes I think I use his music to purposefully draw up painful memories.
I am such an emo boy.
0theamazingrando:
The dude above me needs to wear more flannel and grow some facial hair...
You sound like a sad panda dude, don't be lonesome. Whenever I get lonesome I always grab a bucket of rocks and go throw them at disabled people. Try it. Let me know if it helps.
You sound like a sad panda dude, don't be lonesome. Whenever I get lonesome I always grab a bucket of rocks and go throw them at disabled people. Try it. Let me know if it helps.
i know a man
who doesnt have many friends
i know a place he lives
where trouble never ends
i know its hard for him
to read 'tween the lines
and his days are getting so much shorter
he simply turns away
instead of bearing down
his ship is crumbling
his crew is one of clowns
he doesnt care
as long as he can wear...
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who doesnt have many friends
i know a place he lives
where trouble never ends
i know its hard for him
to read 'tween the lines
and his days are getting so much shorter
he simply turns away
instead of bearing down
his ship is crumbling
his crew is one of clowns
he doesnt care
as long as he can wear...
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maurauder:
Why thank you! It's always good to hear people like it. Beauiful poem, by the way.
welntaod:
Really good stuff! I'm disapointed I completely forgot about Poetry Day. I'll have to post two next week! 
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smuffy:
I love you even more for your contribution to the thread. Rock!
smuffy:
Are you ok though?
Well, yesterday was nice.
I took the kids to a birthday for a little friend of theirs. It was nice excaept for the fact that it was something like 10 or 20 degrees hotter than Hell. And just think, summer isn't even in full swing yet, YAY!
Me and the family went out and ate dinner and then hit Wally World where I got my...
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I took the kids to a birthday for a little friend of theirs. It was nice excaept for the fact that it was something like 10 or 20 degrees hotter than Hell. And just think, summer isn't even in full swing yet, YAY!
Me and the family went out and ate dinner and then hit Wally World where I got my...
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peggy:
Just remember....even though the weather gets hot, there are always girls in bikinis.
doublec:
thank you! :kiss
sounds like you had a fun and busy weekend! hope you have a great week
sounds like you had a fun and busy weekend! hope you have a great week
You know you've been living right when you find yourself wondering, "what the fuck is that in my nose?", and it turns out to be KY Jelly.
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valen:
Rock on. 
dravenraine:
LMAO! Thats great!
Thank Jebus that depression is a lot like fucking a midget, Painful, annoying, and usually really short.
I fucking hate hot weather but I fucking love the way it makes women dress. My hot ass neighbor is across the street mowing her lawn in her bikini. God bless.
I have a show on the 12th, I have to get my hair dyed before then. Perhaps...
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I fucking hate hot weather but I fucking love the way it makes women dress. My hot ass neighbor is across the street mowing her lawn in her bikini. God bless.
I have a show on the 12th, I have to get my hair dyed before then. Perhaps...
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thistle:
guys who bitch about dick and condom size are the most obnoxious ever. how's tennessee?
witchhunter:
I've always been fond of really devious traps that appear to be one thing, but are actually another, ie. a deadfall that is actually a pit. Also, lots of Liches with powerfull magical items.
Is it too early into my return for me too bitch and whine and moan about how much I hate myself?
Yeah, I thought so too, that's why there's no real entry this time.
Just this stupid, pointless shit you wasted two seconds reading.
Yeah, I thought so too, that's why there's no real entry this time.
Just this stupid, pointless shit you wasted two seconds reading.
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lilmissmorbid:
Im gonna want these seconds back on my death bed.
delusion:
g'morning
Well, i'm back.
Did anybody miss me?
Hell, did anybody even notice that I was gone?
*edited to say*
Oh, I almost forgot. I went and made myself a new group. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. It's all about Highlander so if you dig that sort of thing then go join and have a ball.
Did anybody miss me?
Hell, did anybody even notice that I was gone?
*edited to say*
Oh, I almost forgot. I went and made myself a new group. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. It's all about Highlander so if you dig that sort of thing then go join and have a ball.
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schleprock:
I say that you were gone but I was so busy moving again I didn't get a chance to comment on it. Guess I will have to joing the highlander group now.
0theamazingrando:
Dude, just got my Ozzfest tickets! Eeeeeooooh!
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alisa:
you flatter me way way way too much. but thanks, i guess. it's not like it's hard defending the dream. dusrty rhodes was wrestling to me for a long time. he rules.
doublec:
well, you haven't sounded creepy at all so i thank you!
you look lovely in purple as well. hope your monday was great!
you look lovely in purple as well. hope your monday was great!
Thanks!